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So I was rewatching avatar the last air bender the other day and the bending powers all remind me of elves from the lost cities:

Katara->Linh (water goddesses)

The Fire Lord Ozai -> Fintan (crazy fire man in charge)

Zhao->Brant (unstable fire peeps)

Other characters who just have similar personalities (not powers):

Iroh->Forkle (wise adult figure who is always vague with their advice)

Appa->Silveny (trusty airplane)

Momo->Iggy (helpful but unhelpful at the same time)

Azula->Vespera (both absolutely insane)

Zuko->Keefe (both struggle with bad parents- they’re both a mix of good and bad)

Aang->Sophie (both unique and solving world problems)

Non-benders who also have similar characteristics/plot lines to kotlc characters:

Princess Yue->Calla (sacrificed themselves for their kind)

Sokka->Fitz (very angry yet lovable characters, kinda dumb and mostly there for comic relief but we still love them-helpful at times, but usually are just kinda there)

You can’t tell me that this isn’t true!!!

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his eyebrows literally said “🐛🐛”

It’s been 3 years, but can we please still have a moment of silence for Fitz...

Just look at him....

where are his lips

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SKEKEKDJWNKJDJSKSKSKSEBSW I can’t with these text posts

Fitz: Why did I just spend 2 hours watching people cut soap?

Dex: Idk why did you almost try to kill your brother.

Sophie: There was absolutely no need to go that hard.

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I always wonder this (about everyone in particular) like can we meet grandparents plz and thank u- bc is death is so rare why don’t they mention family members more often!

So here’s the thing

Does keefe not have any other family?

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*intro music*

Sophie: Good morning sluts.

Keefe and Fitz (plus all the bodyguards): Good morning Chanel.

Sophie: I’m Chanel Oberlin and I’m the queen of Havenfield.

Sophie: *motions to Team Valiant* These are my minions. I don’t know their names, I don’t WANT to know their names.

They are known as:

Wylie: Chanel #2.

Biana: Chanel #3.

Dex: Chanel #5.

Sophie: I’m Chanel #1, obvi. They’re was a Chanel #4 (Stina Heks) but she got meningitis. She was like “I’m sick I have to go home.” And I was like “no stay” but she went home anyways and then she died.

Sophie: A lot of people talk smack about how the nobility is a class system.

Well guess what! Life is a class system.

And Team Valiant is the one thing left in the world that I can decide who’s in it.

Lady Gisela: You have an amazing skill of telling people what they need to hear.

Sophie: No one likes a suck up, Lady Gisela.

(search up Chanel Oberlin introduction on YouTube)

a few words: kotlc in a scream queens au

Q U I C K someone who knows literally anything about Scream Queens please come hijack this post immediately

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The Kotlc crew as Jocks

Sophie: field hockey

Marella: volleyball queen

Linh: Swimmer

Stina: Cheerleader

Biana: Ice Skater

Tam: Cross Country

Fitz: Golf

Keefe: Lacrosse

Maruca: Soccer

Wylie: Track. Sprinter

Jensi: Basketball

Dex: Tennis

Bonus: Grady and Alden go bowling together

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ok but this is why we stan tam

Shifty boi tam

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okokok can we talk about artist!keefe and he has fingerless gloves he uses to sketch and cassius finds them distasteful which is why he uses them and he holds up his hand at sophie and remarks about the Glove Squad? and also when he paints or uses marker or anything really he somehow manages to get it... all over his hands? on his face? on his cape? from his hands staining everything? and one day he'd been painting a lot and then someone comes over and you can hardly see his face and

omggg artist!Keefe has got to be one of my all-time favorite headcanons–mainly because it could actually become canon someday, once all the Neverseen drama is over! I would KILL for Keefe Sencen to become an artist with a little workshop in Atlantis once he grows up.

Although I won’t lie…when you mentioned Keefe in fingerless gloves, my mind went immediately to a headcanon of Keefe Sencen in 1920s America, riding the rails and living in hobo camps, swapping stories with other hobos about his adventures and such, clutching a warm cup of coffee in his fingerless gloved hands.

BUT BACK TO ARTIST!KEEFE…it is one of my favorite things to picture him with pastel residue all over his fingers, small smudges of colors on his face where he paused to wipe his brow or scratch his nose. There are little streaks of color in his hair, too, sometimes, when he pauses to tear his fingers through his hair while lost in thought. I love picturing the look of concentration in his eyes, the spark of creativity, the way he’d bite his lip and narrow his eyes when trying to perfect a little detail in his work…he makes it a point to smudge paints and pastels and inks all over any pair of trousers his father buys him because screw Cassius that’s why….Sophie comes to recognize the look Keefe gets when he’s absolutely zoned out in concentration, not listening to anything around him at all….she finds it soothing, actually, to sit around him in comfortable silence, thinking her own thoughts, focused on her own work, not obligated to make conversation at all.

Every member of the squad has at least one piece of Keefe’s art hanging on their walls.

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if sophie and fitz lose the vital platonic connection/relationship they have i am GOING TO SUE GOD

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okay but like what if Keefe sets up Dex with Biana (although they kinda are already falling for each other) that would be precious

As we all know, the Keefe/Dex relationship, which is widely loved by many keeper fans, has an amazing dynamic. Keefe with his overly “egotistic” self and Dex, with his (a bit) more reserved self. After the Sodex ship sunk, Dex clearly needed a break. Sometime in the future, when Dex is ready, I’m sure Keefe is going to help him “find someone.” Now, while Keefe does all that work, Dex will slowly fall in love with Keefe. In this essay, I will—

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edaline and grady ruewen own my heart

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“i am never too depressed for a dramatic entrance.”

— keefe, rolling up to loamnore

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Edaline is the reason I stan

pepsi?

Fandom: Keeper of the Lost Cities

Pairing(s): Platonic/Romantic-ish?? Sokeefe (Sophie x Keefe)

Warnings: reactions to a substance (lmk if there are more i should tag!)

A/N: welcome to the soda headcanon/au!! there will most definitely be more content for this, so gimme a follow if you’re interested!

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Sophie was bored. Sandor wouldn’t let her go anywhere, Fitz and Dex weren’t answering their new iPhones or their Imparters, she’d read all of her books (that wouldn’t make her fall asleep) recently, and Iggy was asleep. 

She fell onto her bed, realizing her only hope was Keefe. 

She hesitantly texted him, Keefe? His reply buzzed back immediately. 

You called, Foster? 

                                                                                                             I’m bored.

And I was your only hope for entertainment?

                                                                                              How did you know?

I’m an Empath, Foster. 

Gigantor not letting you out? 

                                                                                                                 Exactly.

I’ll be there in 10.

—

Keefe hurriedly checked his hair in one of the many, many mirrors at Candleshade. 

He frowned, mussing it to the left instead of the right. 

His scowl deepened, and he rinsed the gel out of his hair then towel-dried it.

Keefe scooped some product and slicked it back. Growling, he put it back to the normal way, rushing to get his cape on and to the Leapmaster. 

He let Sophie know that he was leaving now, and said, “Havenfield!” 

—

He smirked at Sophie when she greeted him at the gate. As they made their way to her room, he said, 

“So, Foster, any specific boredom-relieving techniques I should use?” 

She shrugged as Keefe scanned his surroundings. 

He crossed to the voice-activated box that Dex made where he knew Sophie kept all of the human stuff she had. 

“Fitz Vacker is the cutest!” he squealed in Sophie’s voice, sniggering when it unlocked the box. 

“Seriously, Foster? Wow,” he teased. 

She blushed. “M-Moving on,” She stammered. 

“We are coming back to this! Don’t assume I am distracted by all of these crazy human toys!” He rummaged around in the box. He pulled out a diary, (“Ooh! Sophie Secrets!”) a karaoke machine, which he just gave a confused look and set aside, and a few long boxes. 

“Foster, what’re those?” He asked

“Hm? Oh, those are soda boxes. Soda’s a bubbly human drink. And it’s mine. No touchy.” 

“Aw, Fosterrr! You’re so not gonna leave me hanging like that!” 

She looked torn. “Fine. You can have one can. I have Sprite-” 

“What?” 

“It’s citrusy, lemon-lime.” 

“I see. Continue.” 

“That one’s cream soda, it’s sweet, a bit like mallowmelt but not really. There’s Fanta, orange-flavored, and Pepsi. Pepsi has caffeine in it and it tastes… um… I don’t know how to explain it.” 

Keefe was intrigued. “I think I’ll try that one.” 

Her face fell, and Keefe knew he’d struck gold. “Aha! I chose correctly!” 

She rolled her eyes. “It’s just that I’m almost out of Pepsi, and…” 

Keefe cocked his head to the side. “Why don’t you just teleport over to the Forbidden Cities and get more?” 

She opened her mouth and shut it again. “I never thought about that.” 

Keefe smirked. “Now let’s get on with it!”  

Sophie sighed and reached through a flap in the cardboard, pulling out a short metal cylinder. 

She handed it to him, and he raised an eyebrow. “Open, please?” 

“Oh.” Sophie pulled a metal tab and a fizzing noise filled the room. 

Keefe jumped. “Why is it so loud?!” 

Sophie grinned. “Chickening out?” 

“Never.” Keefe grabbed the can, eyed it for a second, and chugged it. 

—

“OH MY GOSH, IT BURNS,” Keefe yelled, eyes watering as he swallowed. 

Sophie jumped up. “Keefe are you okay?!” He looked at her, eyes wide. 

“What’s in this stuff? My mouth is reconstructing itself!”

“It’s carbonation, it makes the soda fizzy!” Sophie didn’t know what to do with her hands. They flew to Keefe, almost to steady him, but she stopped herself and ran her hands through her hair.

Keefe put his hand over hers and she stopped. 

She glanced at him through a curtain of blond hair, noting the wideness of his ice-blue eyes and the tremors that went through his body.

“A-are you okay?” She asked.

Keefe didn’t hear her, turning the can upside down and trying to catch the last drops of his Pepsi. Suddenly he became very serious, “Foster, I need to tell you something.”

“Y-yeah?” She felt her face burning red.

“This is the absolute BEST thing in the history of the entire WORLD!!!!! I’m going to need to try every kind there is!” 

Sophie relaxed and giggled even though she knew she shouldn’t - it would just egg him on, “Yeah…That’s not really possible seeing as they’re from the Forbidden Cities.”

Reading the disappointment on his face she sighed, “But I guess we could try to go get some…”

“YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!” Keefe ran in circles around her bed then began tearing up the soda box, throwing the scraps around her room and exclaiming that it was the prettiest snow he’d ever seen. 

“KEEFE!” She exclaimed. “What are you doing?!”

He turned his exhilarated, sky blue eyes towards her. “I’m gonna go run around with Verdi in the pasture! BYE!”

“KEEFE!” She yelled again and chased him down and outside. 

—

Keefe was thrilled! This was amazing! Why would Sophie have hidden this from them? He vaulted over the fence, prompting a loud screech from the tyrannosaurus rex.

He scrunched his nose. “Come on, Verdi, it’s just the Keefster! Nothing to yell about, silly…” he broke off muttering, yelping when he heard Sophie’s footsteps in the grass.

“Hide!” He whisper-yelled at the T-rex, then crouched behind the fence.

—

“You do know that I can see you, right Keefe?” Sophie said, placing her hands on her hips.

“Sshh, I’m hiding,” he scolded, waited for a second, then gave in and hopped to his feet. Tremors were still racing through him, and there was a certain light in his eyes that worried her, but at least he wasn’t destroying anything…

When Keefe put his arms around her and lifted her into the air, she might have screeched. 

“Haha, c’mon Foster you’re not that high up,” Keefe giggled, then started running back towards the house, fumbling with the gate.

“Put me down, Keefe,” Sophie scolded, trying not to fall, and he slowed.

Keefe sighed. “Alright, fine, but I’m gonna beat you inside!” He yelled, starting to sprint again.

“Keefe, no,” Sophie called, but her whole body ached and she didn’t really want to run after him. After pausing for a second, she fished out her home crystal and held it to the light, glittering inside just as Keefe shut the door.

“WOAH!” He yelled, and she marched over and grabbed his wrist. 

“We’re going upstairs,” she ordered, and he followed her, stumbling.

—

“Hey, no fair, you cheated,” he mumbled, focusing on not tripping over his feet. That was funny, Sophie was usually the one tripping over things! He started giggling again and Sophie set him down on the floor.

She started scolding him, though Keefe wasn’t really paying attention. His eyelids were getting heavy, and he was tired from running. The energy burst from before was gone. He really wanted some more Pepsi, but he’d fallen over onto the soft carpet before he could ask. Sophie said something, but it didn’t really reach him before he fell asleep. 

—

“Keefe?” Sophie said, waving a hand in front of his face. When he fell onto his side Sophie came to the conclusion that he’d had a sugar crash and was now… asleep on her carpet. She’d… have to do something about that, but first, holy crud she needed to take a breather, and that is how Edaline found them napping on the ground together and took many embarrassing pictures.

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when you’ve been reading kotlc since the first one came out and you still have no clue what lane you’re in

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Made a fun meme for y’all because these posts are absolutely ripping my heart out

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the most wonderful time of the year

it is,,,,, dexember