#keefe sencen kotlc

[yourloveisacurse]

the ballad of keefe and tam

for roisins reading rumble @camelspit thank you for doing this i had all the fun

i took it too seriously i think . oops oh well. it’s supposed to look horrendous so be nice

the rest is under the cut

the good art is by chrissabug and the bad art is by me hope you enjoyed

the pictures but bigger:

like i said, these drawings dumb the characters down and can even be completely inaccurate to their personalities. they’re just meant to be funny haha

[icantrememberwhoiwaslastdecember]

INCORRECT QUOTES- kotlc

Marella: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Tam: Tommorrow's garbage day. Keefe: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Tam: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Linh: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Tam: Not when you’re playing with Dex, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Sophie: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Fitz: Eyy, homie! Linh: But then there's cootie… Tam: Die. (this is so tam-)

Keefe: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Marella: Burn the house down. Keefe: And what did you do? Marella: I made dinner. Keefe: Marella: Keefe: Marella: And burnt the house down.

Sophie: Keefe, I am questioning your sanity… Dex: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

[icantrememberwhoiwaslastdecember]

KEEFE SHANNON SENCEN

since we all know keefe is shannon's favvv

Keefe is a trans guy and he has a feminine middle name and he hasn't gotten around to changing it and that's why he refuses to tell anyone his middle name. Send post

[myfairkatiecat]

Your honor please he’s just a blonde guy

[bookwyrminspiration]

✨✨💅💅💅✨✨

[icripod]

how were the forbidden cities keefe

[thelasttaleofthepari]

Keefe Sencen has an 80 step hair care routine and Fitz Vacker has an 80 step skin care routine pass it on

[rattypants]

I know why you think its cool Alvar

[alwaysakookie]

Sokeefe, my beloved 💗

Also, I apologize for my inconsistent art style🫣 Im kinda experimenting at the moment

[babushka-of-chaossss]

Man I actually love Cassius

Just read unwraveled

[milo-igidk]

keefe would eat up that "rating things my mom has done" trend in tiktok

0/10 tried to kill me (what the flip gisela not cool)

-100/10 kidnapped and tortured my gf and her best friend (seriously what the fuck ma?)

1/10 did weird experiments on me (got photographic memory still pretty fucked)

3/10 organised a ring fight with me and the ogre king (was bedridden for like a week but it got me a cool bodyguard/older sister so)

-12/10 put MULTIPLE tracking devices on me (alexa play somebody's watching me by rockwell)

8/10 involved my dad in illegal activity then erased his memories of it (lmfao it got him fired get fucked loser)

-2/10 sealed a bunch of evil shit with my blood (use your own blood bitch what the fuck??)

-200/10 killed enough people to be considered a serial killer (bro thinks shes american psycho)

3/10 killed a psycho murderer in front of me and my friends (i mean like she was insane and deserved it but still ruined the vibe 🙄)

-100/10 emotionally abused and manipulated me all my life (thanks for the trauma i need it for my art)

-69/10 tried to flood a whole city with me and my friends in it (cant she get a normal hobby)

[buttterbean]

keefe art

my oralie art got more views then i expected, so here’s an older art of keefe 😌🤲

[lusilver001]

@sunflowers-and-scales I was your secret santa! Happy holidays :D

Thank you @song-tam for organizing this!

[wisegirl25]

Pov: it is 2075 and Shannon just released the 45th KOTLC book.

Keefe ran away for the fourtieth time.

Sophie has unlocked another ten abilities.

Fitz is rocking in the middle of Foxfire screaming “BUT WE’RE COGNATES”.

We still don’t know what happened during the Great Gulon Incident.

The Neverseen has expanded and Alden was secretly evil.

Kenric has come back to life.

Forkle is actually a quintuplet.

Dex hasn’t even been mentioned for the last ten books.

Sophie has no more eyelashes left to pull out and has resorted to pulling out her hair.

The Ballad of Bo and Ro is now longer than KOTLC itself.

Jensi was actually Fintan in disguise all along.

I am still reading this godforsaken book series.

[shootihavetopickablognameuhhhhhh]

can’t wait for the day when someone asks sophie her favorite color and she looks between keefe and fitz and after thinking for a moment says red

[the-great-gullon-incident]

The erasure of Fitz and Keefe being the weird kids in their grade by this fandom is insane. They were the Vacker kid who kept mysteriously disappearing and some rando who skipped a grade, THEY WERE NOT COOL.