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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball
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Whats baseball
when two men love each other very much….
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Y'all can call me Dr. First Team All Defense Now 😌👨🏽⚕️🏀 (if you want. Fully optional. Matter fact, nobody do it)
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i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
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it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful
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