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Clint: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Natasha: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Clint: Yes.

Natasha: I'd sleep.

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Clint: I like your new pants!

Natasha: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Clint: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Natasha: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Clint: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Natasha: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Clint.

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I could also totally see this conversation happening between Natasha and Yelena, the other way around. 😂

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Clint: I am capable of making good decisions…

Natasha: …

Clint: But I’m fucking amazing at the bad ones.

Natasha: *rolls eyes* spoken like a true hero…

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Clint, sweating: Natasha, there’s something I need to ask you-

Natasha: Finally! You’re proposing!

Clint: How’d you know?

Natasha: Clint, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Natasha: I even picked it up once.

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Natasha: I want to kiss you.

Clint, not paying attention: What?

Natasha: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Natasha: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Clint: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Natasha: Holy shit-

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Clint: That was so hot, Natasha.

Natasha: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Clint: I'm so in love with you.

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Steve: What are you getting Natasha for the holidays?

Clint: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Tony: I'm getting Natasha a divorce lawyer.

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Clint: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Natasha: The dishes.

Clint: Wh-

Natasha: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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This is my Natasha Romanoff inspired playlist! I love listening to it when I’m writing or even reading, feel free to give it a listen and a like! 😌

Drop song suggestions too! I’m consistently updating.

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Tony: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Steve: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Clint: I got distracted halfway through.

Natasha: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Clint: We have a problem.

Natasha: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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“Hey,” she whispers, wrapping his arm over her back. He’s a head taller than she is and does his best to hold his own weight, but his cheek briefly rests against her hair as relief seems to wash over him. “I got you.” She whispers to him.

“S’good.’ He murmurs, his voice trailing off as his exhaustion and pain catches up with him.

Natasha and Clint from The Man On the Bridge by the lovely boopboopbi, because for some reason this little interaction really hit me in the heart

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Steve, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Steve: THERE. Now send it.

Clint: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Steve: JUST DO IT!

*later*

Natasha: So what does it say?

Tony, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Natasha: …

Tony: …

Natasha: Gross.

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Secret Avengers Vol. 3 #7 (2014)

Reblog if you’re a member of The Clint Barton Appreciation Club