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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

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That’s it. That’s the show. ;)

(Thanks to @tansyuduri for pointing me to the medieval meme generator, which i crudely combined with Procreate to make this)

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Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time

Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-

Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?

Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?

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yeah.

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I wanna push you around

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colin’s “merlin never gets a love... or if he does, they kill him— or her” and bradley choosing merlin and arthur’s relationship as the strongest without hesitation and saying “no contest” happened in the same day like they woke up and chose to be iconic

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Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time

Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-

Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?

Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?

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Merlin: if you ever see me with the crown prince of the kingdom that kills magic users for sport, mind your business, I'm trying to get our rights back

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“Do I know you?”

“I’m Merlin.”

“So I don’t know you.”

“Who do you think you are, the king?!”

“No, I’m his son, Arthur.”

Greatest characters’ introduction of all time, in the entire cinematic industry.

And the gayest.

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forever grateful for actors who look at their scene partner's mouth when they talk. they're really those little hand hold supports on the indoor rock climb that is fanon shipping

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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

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Cells at Work: welcome to the (organ)

Me: hey I have one of those

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I got the box set of Cells at Work for Christmas, and NOBODY'S TOLD ME WHITE BLOOD CELL AND RED BLOOD CELL WERE THE "WE'LL MEET AGAIN IN EVERY LIFE" SHIP IN THE PILOT/ONE SHOT

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS

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Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

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Fanart for Shallan Davar from Stormlight Archive.

I love this girl so much! Please not spoilers for the latest book, I did not read it yet.

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Most ironic photos

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szeth telling kaladin the therapy is working because he's finally made up his mind to kill himself is so funny to me. kals been doing this for like a day and a half and now the fate of the world rests on his ability to fix the two most mentally unwell people on roshar. he's not even licensed