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everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune thats allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay

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Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

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IG@polissya_bushcraft

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Spin That Wheel (Wheel) was a fever dream and we need to bring more of whatever this energy was

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Hello?

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let's annoy mama whilst she eeps

Philippine Pangolin, photographed by Gregg Yan (Source)

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a friend of mine linked this article. i thought it was extremely well written and made a lot of really excellent points. i think i agree with it pretty much wholeheartedly in fact. there are good reasons why i do not use (and actively dislike the sight of) 'minors dni" and similar, and the article elucidates those reasons extremely well. i chose every word of my blog's description carefully, especially the adult content disclaimer at the end of it.

my conduct on this website and any other is always going to be adult in nature. I am an adult, after all. i have no desire to sand myself down to the standard of being "family friendly," or "appropriate" by the standards of the omnipresent advertisers that control so much of the internet in the present moment. but "adult" does *not* mean "unsafe for minors!" this blog's content is not *harmful* to anyone, including any hypothetical young person who might stumble upon it. Depending on what exactly I've happened to reblog that day, they might be confused, uncomfortable, and even disgusted. and they certainly might not *stay* on my blog long after seeing something they dislike. but that doesn't mean they've been harmed, it doesn't mean i've done anything wrong, and it CERTAINLY does not mean THEY'VE done anything wrong. it's just the inevitable result of me posting and reblogging the things that interest me on a public website which anyone can access.

i'm tempted to end this with a pithy line like ""minors dni" dni" but to be honest i *don't* want people who say stuff like "minors dni" to stay away from my blog either! i'd rather they read this post, and the article linked above, and then maybe introspect a bit, and hopefully change their mind and become a little bit better.

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sold

it turned out so beautifully 🥹

and the plum blossoms show which way the lid fits 🌸

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me when i reach out first: ewww they hate me im annoying i should leave them alone

when people reach out to me first: YAYY THEY REMEBER I EXIST I AM KNOWN AND I AM LOVED

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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so i see he had a very productive session with the kink therapist

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via cheez_and_quacker on instagram

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Make a friend who hasn’t seen it before watch it, ofc.

are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then

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Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.