wtf is a situationship.. don’t ever put me in a situation
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The fucking job market is abysmal
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*ska music fading happily into the distance*
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*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity
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Ides of March not included bc let’s be real that’s Brutus’s legacy
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"hurt people hurt people" okay i will okay i will
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*grabs you by the throat* You're MY employee. *growls* Mine. No one elses. *bItes your neck and starts grinding against you* *cums after 3.5 seconds of dry humping* oh. okay i'll be in my office if you need anything. buh-bye
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