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TWST Boys Working at McDonald’s Headcanons

Don’t ask why I wrote these, I blame the stress of finals 😂 it has finally broken me I’m lovin’ it

The Jade edit is by cream-chix! Go check out their whole series of TWST McDonald’s icons.

🌹 Riddle 🌹

Frequently gets mistaken as a kid that wandered behind the counter. Has to remind his coworkers that he, indeed, also works there.

Mcfucking loses it if he catches you eating food on your shift (looking at YOU, Ace!!).

Can recite the employee manual and all the policies and rules to you off the top of his head. Demands that his coworkers memorize them, too. He can and he will report you to the manager if he sees you screwing around!

♣️ Trey ♣️

He’s just here because he needs to help pay for his college tuition and textbooks.

Technically he’s supposed to stop people from getting refills without paying for them, and technically he’s supposed to charge extra for sauces, but Trey doesn’t. He isn’t paid enough to care.

He’s not the manager, but he gives off manager vibes... so the entitled customers always screech to speak to him. Trey just wishes they wouldn’t cause trouble.

♦️ Cater ♦️

The employee that’s always on his phone when you walk up to the counter to order.

Regularly leaks McDonald’s secrets and shares tea about his coworkers on his Magicam page.

Actually takes the time to make sure your food vaguely resembles the food in the ads, just so the customers can get a semi-cute pic for their socials.

His UM makes him perfect for rush hours!

Has an existential crisis every time he stares deep into his own eyes whenever he cleans the bathroom mirrors.

♥️ Ace ♥️

His brother used to work here as the manager, so Ace got in through that connection. He’s gonna be the very best, like no one ever was and surpass his brother!

Waits for Riddle to turn his back, then stuffs his face with all the cherry pies; there’s only going to be apple pies for sale when he’s on shift.

Frequently gets into arguments with what he calls “Karens”.

Always has beef with some coworker (usually Deuce), insists that they’re going to have a fist fight behind the dumpster after work.

♠️ Deuce ♠️

The fresh-faced newbie that tries super hard to please his manager.

Asks to be graded on his performance every season, as if he’s in school or something.

People always call on Deuce to help resolve minor technical issues. Once, he punched the ice-cream machine in an attempt to fix it and it actually worked.

🦁 Leona 🦁

Got a job only because his family wouldn’t stop nagging him about it.

Takes up a whole booth to nap while Ruggie covers for his shift. No one questions it.

Always scrapes the lettuce and other veggies off the burgers he eats for his lunch breaks. Hisses when he learns his McDonald’s branch started offering salads.

Cheka visits sometimes to grab a Happy Meal; he asks his uncle to give him a smile with his Happy Meal, which Leona grumpily gives.

Gets into fights with Vil and Malleus about his work performance every other day.

🐆 Ruggie 🐆

Eager to take on his coworkers’ shifts! He could make do with the extra money.

Chipmunks large amounts of food in his mouth during his meal breaks. Collects scraps to repurpose into more meals for later. Saves condiment packets too—you never know when you might need them!

He might pocket some Happy Meal toys to palm off for small bonus profit later.

🐺 Jack 🐺

Takes his job super seriously. Quick to tattle or report a coworker if they misbehave.

Uses his beastman traits to his advantage. For example, he uses his nose to sniff out overcooked food and his ears to pick up on incorrect orders.

Jack knows McDonald’s doesn’t have real meat, but he’s not afraid to tell it like it is. What’s wrong with spreading public awareness? People ought to know what they’re putting in their bodies!

🐙 Azul 🐙

Artificially restricts the McRib and Szechuan sauce supply to drive demand up. Evil capitalist bastard.

Generally acts nice enough, but has a tendency to humble brag about his accomplishments. “Anything you can do, I can do better” energy.

Kisses the manager’s ass. Eventually usurps power and becomes the manager himself.

Always eats salads on his lunch breaks, except that one time he wolfed down 100 pieces of Chicken McNuggets in one go.

Uses Grim as a dirty dish rag.

🐬 Jade 🐬

Seems like the ideal employee on the surface (on time, no behavioral issues, etc.), is actually the most vindictive and passive aggressive person you’ll ever meet. If you slight him, his eyes will never leave you.

Happily crushes children’s hopes and dreams by telling them that Chicken Mcnuggets are actually made of pink slime.

Whenever it is his turn to take out the trash, you swear the garbage bags are wiggling and letting out muffled cries for help.

Petitions corporate to add more mushroom items to the menu.

🦈 Floyd 🦈

50/50 chance he doesn’t show up for his shifts and the manager has to scramble to find a replacement. When he does show up, there’s a 50/50 chance he causes a mess or a near-death accident.

Tells you the ice-cream machine is broken, but when you turn your back he proceeds to slide under the dispenser and eat ice-cream straight from the nozzle.

Ditches his shift halfway through to play in the indoor playground (with his shoes on, the harlot!!). He hides in the ball pit and waits for kids to come by to drag them down.

Just chows down on food when the munchies bit him, doesn’t matter whose order it is or who is watching him. Plays with Happy Meal toys or starts mixing sauces when he’s bored enough, too.

☀️ Kalim 🕌

His dad is a franchisee of multiple branches and owns stock in the company. Kalim thought a fast food job sounded fun, so... here we are.

He dances with the mop or broom while he’s on clean up duty!

Sometimes crashes into work late on his magic carpet, or just rides a stampede of animals in.

Tries to help out with cooking, but he always ends up dumping tons of sugar into the beverages or too much seasoning and sauce onto burgers and fries.

🐍 Jamil 🐍

Looks like he doesn’t want to be here and he’d rather be doing almost anything else.

Also sounds like he is bored out of his mind when he speaks to you.

Has to apologize to you for his coworkers’ screw-ups (not naming any names Kalim).

If he sees a bug on the food, he’s not going near it. What if it laid eggs in the sesame bun or something?!

Applying to work at Chipotle or some other fast food joint, anything to get him far, far away from his idiot coworkers.

👑 Vil 👑

He’s only working here as a publicity stunt because his manager said it would make him seem more relatable to the layman. Hordes of fans visit just to grab a pic with him.

A perfectionist with his food. Sometimes it takes him half an hour to prepare a simple order just because he wants a burger to have the perfect ratio of ingredients, or because he wants the fries to be perfectly seasoned and a perfect golden brown color.

Starts calling people “patties” in addition to “potatoes”.

Totally rocks the McDonald’s uniform. All his followers start wearing McDonald’s uniforms as a new fashion trend.

Turns his nose up at the menu items and refuses to let them pass his lips. Even the fruit smoothies McDonald’s offers are suspicious, according to Vil.

🏹 Rook 🏹

A rare creature that actually enjoys working at this forsaken place. Comes into work every day with a big smile on his face.

Draws ketchup and/or mustard smiles on your pickles and tucks them in with a blanket of processed cheese yes, just like Spongebob would.

Stares intensely at customers that choose to dine in.

Volunteers to dress as Ronald McDonald whenever the branch decides to hold a mascot meet and greet. (Vil helps him with his clown makeup.) Genuinely has a good time entertaining the kids and taking photos with them.

🍎 Epel 🍎

Actually prefers Burger King, but has been forbidden from uttering it.

Mumbles; it’s very hard to hear him, especially over the drive-thru mic. He has to speak slowly and carefully so the mic actually picks up on his voice.

Really annoyed with his job. He gets handed all the easy tasks like restocking sauces when what he really wants to do is sling sacks of potatoes on his shoulders—manly stuff like that!

Gets handed Happy Meals for his lunch breaks, which makes him see red.

💀 Idia 🔥

Banned from the kitchen; everyone fears his hair will cause a fire if he gets close to the oil. He’s forced to man the drive-thru or a register, which sets his social anxiety skyrocketing.

Vague posts online about how much he hates his job and/or his coworkers.

Comes into work with little robots and gadgets to do his job for him. Basically automates his tasks.

Complains about the shitty marketing tactics McDonald’s has (they should make a dating sim like KFC did!).

🤖 Ortho 🤖

Ortho is the ice-cream machine—

Comes equipped with gizmos and gadgets to optimize the service quality—thermometer to test oil temperature, statistical analysis software packages to analyze sales data, built-in calculator and card reader...

Stays out of the kitchen to avoid overheating his circuits!!

🐉 Malleus 🐉

Working at McDonald’s to better understand how the common folk live. (Sebek was highly against Malleus lowering himself to a food service job meant for peons.)

Has to use a notepad to record orders because he can’t operate a computer or an electronic cash register to save his life. Also has to work only with cash because he can’t use the card reader.

Since he looks scary, everyone avoids his line when he has a shift in the front.

Cooks burgers and fries with his dragonic fire. It makes the food taste smokier than usual.

🦇 Lilia 🦇

The super old guy that works the front counter (you’re not sure why he’s here, shouldn’t he be retired already?).

Really good with the kids! If there’s any crying in line, he makes funny faces or lets them play with a free Happy Meal toy until they calm down.

Not allowed in the kitchen. Like, at all. He snuck in there a few times and waltzed out with terrifying creations of his own, which he tried to convince the manager to add to the “secret menu”. Lilia’s been banned ever since.

⚔️ Silver 💤

Takes items very literally. You order “one large fry”, and you get a single large fry in your bag.

Stares off into space while he’s waiting for the card reader to print your receipt, sometimes dozing off altogether and falling asleep while standing up.

Has to read your order to you multiple times to confirm it is correct.

⚡️ Sebek ⚡️

Refuses to serve you the lunch menu at 11:59 am. Refuses to let you use more than one coupon per order, too.

Attends every optional team meeting and training session; highly encourages his coworkers to do the same. The kind of guy that strives to be employee of the month every month.

Shouts Speaks loudly and clearly, even over the drive-thru mic.

Salutes to his manager every day and treats work like he’s waging war on the customers’ stomachs.

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