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Coming up with the line "there's a spectrum and it ends at the waist" while explaining my relationship with intimacy as an asexual might be my magnum opus but also my worst crime

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hey don’t cry. every vampire is gay. okay?

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my favourite ship dynamic is “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” but you can’t tell which is which

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Mama Doo-Wop: “bone music…the left…”

Will: “Now i feel like you’re just describing my career”

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new niche just dropped

edit: there’s a pattern of something something wanting to protect their partners from what they know to be horrible

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The most valid iwtv take I’ve seen thus far

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Louis: Lestat who?

Also Louis whenever he hears Lestat:

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My experience with queer media lately:

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I gaze into the void

And I look past it

And beneath the black

I see more black

And beneath me it sees the same

And I die

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*listens to laplace’s angel* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to front street* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to cicada days* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to mr capgras* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to and if I did you deserved it* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to suburbia overture* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to lysergide daydream* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to 2012* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to outliars and hypocrites* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to i/me/myself* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to when somebody needs you* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to 6up 5oh cop out* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to 2econd 2ight 2eer* wow this is the best will wood song *listens to the main character* wow this is the best wi

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hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

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#literally armand in Queen of the Damned

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This, this is the best one

Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀

David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley

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A heaven of their own 😊

A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on october 1st

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One thing they don't tell you about high dose taking vitamins because your body is a bitch is that your piss is gonna be so fucking bright. Bottle that shit up and you've got a glowstick. We've got a highlighter contender here. Someone call Anish Kapoor so he can patent this paint shade as well. As much as I'd love to help a friend out don't ever ask someone on high dose vitamins for a urine sample unless you want uranium piss. Seriously.

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You know it's a problem when you're somehow getting academic validation from your therapist