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Thank you Derek, menswear guide, for reminding me why paying more to be free advertising for brands is dumb.

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this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

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i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

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Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

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i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding

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I once asked my father (a law professor specializing in medical/legal ethics) what alternative medicine was good for and he said "smaller coffins" and I think about that a lot.

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Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners

Me, a beginner:

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Not saying anything nobody's said before, but the way Fallout is a foundationally anti-capitalist story that got turned into funkopop sci-fi pastiche slop for morons is painful to the point of brilliance. Makes its points about greed and power that much more salient.

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I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.

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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

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me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

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anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.