witzmaennchen
Someone told me to put stuff here he/him, 21yo
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witzmaennchen · 55 minutes ago
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witzmaennchen · 2 hours ago
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Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)
but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed
He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him
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witzmaennchen · 4 hours ago
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Just like you have safe words/nonverbal actions to let your partner know to slow down or stop, y'all gotta incorporate predetermined provoking words/actions that let your partner know 'I want you to escalate the scene'.
For example, mine is spitting, if I spit, I just know I'm about to get my shit rocked. It's been scene changing for us, especially for cnc. It's a nice way to beg for more rough treatment without breaking the immersion. I can still fight back and struggle but I get him to choke me harder or slap me like I want.
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witzmaennchen · 4 hours ago
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witzmaennchen · 4 hours ago
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Ive already posted about this but it lives rent free in my head so the first time I hooked up with that girl who's my mutual, I had her pinned down and she had the bright idea to try and struggle out. She was so confident with a big smile on her face, she struggled really hard but she never broke my grip on her wrists, or she'd try to push her knees and legs up to get out and I'd just use my knees and hips to spread her again and thrust. And after what felt like a long time there was just a point where it clicked in her head she couldn't win and her eyes just like, changed. Fear? Excitement? The light had disappeared from her eyes and all her fight was gone and she had to accept her place as my toy. Real cnc shit bitches.
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witzmaennchen · 4 hours ago
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witzmaennchen · 4 hours ago
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it's so funny to me that conservatives think the reason university students become more liberal is because of the actual course material and not like. the fact that universities in the US introduce are oftentimes the first place Americans are introduced to a walkable environment with affordable health care, with community spaces for any affiliation under the sun where they give you free resources and cheap food. with included public transit and opportunities for training in your field of choice. and you realize that for how much you're spending on tuition/taxes, yeah, you do deserve these things, it would be insane not to have those. and then you graduate and go back to having to buy a car to drive 20 minutes to the grocery store.
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witzmaennchen · 5 hours ago
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“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason
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witzmaennchen · 6 hours ago
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witzmaennchen · 9 hours ago
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where i’m at girls
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witzmaennchen · 11 hours ago
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We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button
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witzmaennchen · 11 hours ago
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witzmaennchen · 11 hours ago
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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy
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witzmaennchen · 11 hours ago
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small musicians who don't post their lyrics online anywhere. Why do you hate me
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