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Hardwired

Summary: Bodyguard Lexa Woods is happy with her job until she finds out she has been assigned as movie star Clarke Griffin’s personal security detail, who she has met once before when she was still in college because they share a best friend in Raven Reyes. They both agreed to steer clear of each other after that first meeting, much to Raven’s chagrin. Now she’s going to be stuck with the other alpha for over a month while her demanding father is breathing down her neck with an ultimatum; take over the family company and mate the omega he has selected for her like she was always supposed to before she rebelled or be disowned.

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Love is a battlefield (1/5)

Following a skirmish at the contested border between Azgeda and Trikru, an Ice Nation captive is brought before Heda for interrogation. As belligerent and stubborn as she is wily, could Lexa find a use for this blunt instrument?

Read chapter 1 on AO3

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Based from Scottish Greens.

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I have decided that few things in Yellowjackets will be as funny as Shauna (very much insane and a murderer) not wanting to leave her daughter (who threw guts and intestines at her classmates) alone with Lottie (a cult leader who just got out of the psych ward) so her logic was calling Misty (also insane and a LITERAL SERIAL KILLER) as a BABYSITTER.

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As soon as the doors close with a heavy thunk, sealing the chamber from the general hubbub and comings and goings of the tower beyond, Lexa is out of her seat like a shot. “Who did this?”

Furious eyes flash from Klark to the sentries who marched her into the throne room.

“She was not to be harmed. Which part of my orders were unclear?”

Read Chapter 2 on AO3

Love is a battlefield (1/5)

Following a skirmish at the contested border between Azgeda and Trikru, an Ice Nation captive is brought before Heda for interrogation. As belligerent and stubborn as she is wily, could Lexa find a use for this blunt instrument?

Read chapter 1 on AO3

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BROAD CITY (Web Series) | Episode 24, "The Commute" (x)

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the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

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fandom would not be able to handle these two if buffy dropped today

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Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

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the question of fic comments is very straightforward actually. readers do not owe writers comments. writers do not owe readers fic. there is no bargain, no transaction, no debt.

fic is a gift. comments are a gift. gifts are exchanged between friends, out of love, not out of obligation.

I write for myself. I post it for others, as a gift, because their joy brings me joy. I read for myself. I comment for the author, as a gift, because their joy brings me joy. perhaps we were not friends before, but we are now, however fleetingly, because we have given each other gifts out of love.

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first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...

10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds

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Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!

Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.

Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D

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and my personal favorite:

i love getting validation as a lefty but also learning about new fun ways it continues to suck

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JENNIFER COOLIDGE Wins Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for The White Lotus | 75th Primetime Emmy Awards