femininenachos
Nachos
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Scottish. She/her. Too gay to function. Clexa trash. Duchess of crack. RelicKru. Faithtastic on AO3
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femininenachos · 16 days ago
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maybe life should be about more than just surviving
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femininenachos · 26 days ago
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like i'm sorry but we as a fandom have to stay firm on our anti-AI values. we cannot suddenly start giving AI a pass when it's something we "want to see" like destiel kisses. it's not suddenly fine. we're not going to start using AI to make fanfic scenes come to life or audio AI to make characters "say" stuff we want to hear. you have GOT to be firm on your anti-AI stance. if you start making exceptions then suddenly anything will fly. fandom is for real art and creations made by real people. no AI fanfics. no AI art. no AI rendered "bonus" scenes. no AI audio. none of it has a place here.
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femininenachos · 26 days ago
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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is
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femininenachos · 28 days ago
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Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon reuniting for Thelma and Louise 30th anniversary (2021)
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femininenachos · 28 days ago
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femininenachos · 28 days ago
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femininenachos · 1 month ago
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maybe your fanfic doesn’t have to change someone’s life maybe it can just brighten someone’s day for a bit
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femininenachos · 1 month ago
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wait sorry to sound/look clexa-illiterate but what's the joke behind peach bellini? I GOT INTO CLEXA 2018 I KNOW BAD IDEA but yeah 😭
You’re in for a treat:
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femininenachos · 1 month ago
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Next up: that goddamn Jen not giving Lexa another peach Bellini
Lexa will not be fobbed off with a coupon.
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femininenachos · 1 month ago
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I love, love the clexa summer au update like if I had it my way I will stick them together using superglue!
Me too, me too (I say like I’m not pulling the strings).
Thank you!
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femininenachos · 1 month ago
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PEACH BELLINI!!! I haven't laughed so much in a while 😂
Gotta sneak in those deep lore Clexa crack references 😄
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femininenachos · 1 month ago
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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
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femininenachos · 1 month ago
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I still don’t understand it: why they hate us so much. V FOR VENDETTA 2005 | dir. James McTeigue
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femininenachos · 2 months ago
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femininenachos · 2 months ago
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cool for the summer
On vacation in Polis, Clarke hooks up with a local (again and again and again).
It’s just a hot summer fling.
It’s not like anybody is going to catch feelings… right?
Now on AO3.
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femininenachos · 2 months ago
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Lost to the Sunlight
Death was almost as violent as her last kiss.
The curse gave no mercy. The very instant the clock struck twelve and Lexa turned eighteen, her heart stopped. She was halfway up the flight of stairs leading to the attic when it hit. She fell to her knees, breath caught and strangled in her throat.
One moment, things were normal— or as normal as they could be on the eve of Lexa's death, at a party celebrating the end of her life, only moments after her first and last kiss with the girl she'd been in love with since she was barely old enough to understand the word. Lexa's lips were swollen and kiss-bruised, but her eyes were puffy, too, cheeks flushed and stained with tears. She'd managed to shake off Clarke on the second floor, only because she'd locked the door behind her, but with Clarke's magic she knew it was only a matter of time. Lexa didn't want her to see this. She'd begged her to leave, but Clarke was stubborn. It was one of the many things Lexa loved about her.
And she could hear her, in the brief moments before she'd made it to the final staircase and started her shaky ascent. Screaming, pounding on the door. Lexa could taste the magic in the air as Clarke started to work on the lock. Lexa had never been able to sense Clarke's magic like this, and it had to be for one of two reasons: either Clarke was more powerful in her grief and pulling off a spell the likes of which she never had before, or Lexa's senses were heightened because she was about to…die.
Lexa's whole body shook, her lungs straining as she hyperventilated. All she could think about was getting to the attic. To her place. Her favorite place in the house, in front of the low window where the moon always hung perfectly suspended in the stained-glass. The place where her mother had her second death, and the place where Lexa wanted to have her first.
But time wasn't on Lexa's side. It never had been.
Read the full chapter on ao3
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femininenachos · 2 months ago
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(Feelings have most definitely been caught.)
Read chapter 6 on AO3.
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cool for the summer
On vacation in Polis, Clarke hooks up with a local (again and again and again).
It’s just a hot summer fling.
It’s not like anybody is going to catch feelings… right?
Now on AO3.
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