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So, I heard you mention Alastor’s jambalaya. I’m curious, is it really good? I’m curious. He doesn’t put anything… weird in it does he? 😅

“I dunno. He doesn’t let anyone see the ingredients”

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Imma summon you

There is no escape

You have to come because it's the rules

“Alright whateva, toots”

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Quick rant

Hey, just here to apologize if I don’t get to your ask/tag/message quickly. I am currently sick and might be resting for the majority of tomorrow. I also have some big serious tests that have to be done this week. Because of this, I might not be as active. Anyways, stay healthy kids. Drink food and eat water.

Also look at how cute this frame is

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Hey Angel do you think Al would be mad if I dropped a plate of his jambalaya?

“I dunno, Smiles seems pretty passionate about jambalaya”

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Imagine Husk wearing a tuxedo.

“That’d be one hell of a sight”

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Angel, are you aware that people write fanfiction for you, both outside the fourth wall, and in hell?

“Unfortunately”

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Hey!!♡ hii!!^^ just wanted to say I hope ya had a good day:3 and I am totes loving this blog!><

Question time!!:>

also would ya consider kissing a girl..?♡ if so..under what pretense would ya?^^ and in the studio whats ya fav type of girl to work with ? Ex: sweet ones, mean, nice ect..

Anyways Love ya lots bye!!🩷🍪

[Ooc: so glad u enjoy. Srry it took so long for me to respond to this]

“I’m kinda gay toots. There ain’t much girls workin’ at the studio but I prefer nice ones”

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Ah, Niffty would be tearing the walls down on sugar rush, wouldn’t she? She’s such a little gremlin :)

“She also tried to kill me once. Can’t have that happenin’ again”

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Hi sweetie! ♡

(Gives you a cupcake —>🧁 and here’s a candy for Niffty. 🍬)

“Thanks toots. Don’t think Niffty’s allowed to have candy though”

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I heard cars bring their owners “gifts”. What if Husk brought you a dead moth?

-💖

“Depends on the moth”

[Ooc: He’d probably marry him on the spot]

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R.I.P Angel

You would've loved bullying kids on roblox

“Roblox? Is that some sorta dating website or somethin’?”

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OOOH the way you look at Husk, I CAN SEE YOU'RE DOWN BAD 🫣🫣

“Nah, we’re normal. I dunno what ya talkin’ about”

[Ooc: I had so much fun putting this together]

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Why, of course! You deserve only good things! 💋✨🤲🏼

By the way, how is your relationship with Husk going? Guess you two are very good friends 😊

“He definitely somethin’ alright”

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Cannibals in incarceration eat spam when they have their cravings because it has the same consistency as human skin (not flesh but the skin)

Human flesh tastes like pork but sweeter

If you hold your nose and eat a human leg it tastes like pig

(Autism evil rizz)

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“…why? I don’t even like how pigs taste”

[Ooc: cuz fat nuggets]

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Oh, hm, well Angel, I'm a girl so I'm pretty sure you wouldn't feel comfortable with me asking your services...

But! I still have something for you! (Gives you a beautiful, tight red dress, the perfect size of your body)

Did you like it?? I think it would be cute on you (you look good in everything, to be fair)

“You… actually bought me something? I’ll wear it right away”

[Ooc: pretend he has it on cuz I’m lazy]

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Spiders have little paws and are like the cats of the bug world

Jumping spiders wave when they need help from other spiders with prey

Sometimes, they wave at humans because they see it makes us happy

(Apologies for my last autism rizz)

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“You do know I was a human once… right?”

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You're so cute and precious, really, can I kiss you on the cheek? 🥹👉🏼👈🏼

“Give me some money and you can get a lot more than that~”