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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dichotomy time if you were depicted in a red/blue characters dynamic

No other colors you are getting SHOEHORNED into these boxes

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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Quark's is probably a gay bar and Quark doesn't even know.

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smh y’all really sleeping on the sunfire elf interpreter…. what a cutie

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

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Majority of tdp fandom isn’t proship. Proshippers r just loud and always whine abt incest like? Why can’t u just like a show without making it incest porn. Truly there are better ways to spend ur time than whining over ppl disliking ur ship

Yes it is.

Proship is the general fandom default and has nothing to do with what you ship. It's why it's not in my bio Because it's the default.

It just means that you're against censorship and don't give a fuck what other people do with fiction. I care about actual crimes being committed, not reports that bog down agencies who are trying to catch actual people being hurt or abused which is effectively what reporting csa when it's fiction does. Or wishing for more censorship knowing damn well all censorship just loops back around to being anti queer, anti sex of any kind, ect.

You, an anti, have an idea of what proshipping is because you want something to be mad at, and will conjure the most virtue-signaling way to state your case, but you don't even know what it is. And getting rid of everything you find distasteful is advocating for censorship. Period. All it is. Let's be practical.

You guys spend way more time thinking about incest than I, a proshipper, do. Go ahead and check my ao3. I just block shit I don't wanna see bro. End of story.

There is no such thing as "proship" content or ships either. Even antis fight amongst themselves all the damn time about what that means lmao

Grow up and learn what words mean.