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some asoiaf characters would thrive if displaced into another environment. for example dany should be in a 2010’s horsegirl movie, sansa should be in a glee-esque teen love quadrangle where she’s at least three separate gay guy’s beards, and rickon should have access to mountain dew and cheetos and one of those ipads with the rubber handled cases and disgusting screen protectors. i do think however that if you took like. theon. out of asoiaf he’d fit right into the modern world but his ass would not be doing well. i know five theons and they’re all the most insufferable men to ever walk this earth. he has six separate instagram accounts for all facets of his personality and his tweets from 2012 where he calls greenlanders physiologically inferior to #ironbornmight get drudged up and he becomes unemployable. asha won’t let him bunk with her because qarl is convinced that he’ll steal their silverware and pawn it (he will.) this being said like he should have been born in this time he just wasn’t. like he was created to get roofied in shitty clubs and have complexes about wearing eyeliner as a guy and get called slurs by his dad for wearing crop tops unfortunately he was written into a storyline about being subject to five saw traps at once and also being nineteen and gay in george rr martins’ magnum opus fantasy series a song of ice and fire.

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“i guess it’s fine if we all starve to death. as long as travis’s feelings are okay.”

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the captain of the guard & her princess

from a fantasy royaljackets au im working on with @sexybread-png & @harundraws ✨

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there is a venn diagram between derry girls and hannibal and yellowjackets is in the center

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wdym it's not romantic to eat each other's flesh??? do you not understand the inherent romance present in the act of cannibalism babe??

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Autistic people with trains as a special interest did not grow up with MÁV and it shows

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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

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coach ben from yellowjackets burning a group of cannibalistic lesbian teenage girls alive because his hallucination boyfriend broke up with him was, dare i say, one of the funniest things a horror character has ever done

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i think margaery tyrell's hyperfeminine performance (which is clearly crafted carefully to use the prejudices of the hypersexist feudal system they're in) is equally as interesting a gender performance as hypermasculine performances like brienne and daecy but is overlooked because for "some reason" hyperfemininity isn't seen as a gender performance, just as "gender."

[no one is looking. i step off my soapbox]

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this is so random but all of you who think will is the dog and hannibal is the cat. have u seen the show. have you purposefully closed your eyes when will graham smacked away all the affection hannibal gave him for five years only to come back with a quiet little "please" demanding that he help. have you completely missed how dr hannibal the cannibal lecter follows will around loyally, literally three seconds away from sticking his tongue out and growing a tail just to wag it. do you see. do you see

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looking back on it, i don't blame luigi for having the anger issues he does. if my siblings turned out to be a face stealing bisexual disaster and bdsm paris hilton, i'd wanna stab a bitch too

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my favorite thing about jonathan sims ships is that they are all in some way inherently toxic except for like… jongerry. and maybe that’s bc they didn’t get a lot of time to be toxic but it’s just so funny to me. jongerry you will always be famous

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Having horrible coordination skills but great reflexes is great actually, I never break anything except my bones. Regularly.

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HANNIBAL (2013—2015) ✖ YELLOWJACKETS (2021—)

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I know we aren't going to get it because this is Pixelberry but I am hoping and praying we get a scene where MC gets to have a breakdown. Our friends were traumatized, their lives sucked, yes, I want more of that. But I also want a scene where someone mentions again that MC was just unconscious for that year, kinda disregarding it, and MC snaps. They pointed out they lost their brother and went on an entire quest to get him back, got betrayed by Aerin, had to kill Nia who they may or may not have been in love with, and then they get back and not even a week later they got kidnapped to the dimension that traumatized them by people they knew nothing about. They were experimented on for a year and the worst part is they have absolutely no idea what was done to them because they were DRUGGED and UNCONSCIOUS the whole time! Then they have to fight to escape completely on their own and they get back only to learn that they lost an entire year of their lives, all their friends split up, and now they're being thrown right into another world saving quest without any time to breathe. They came back to a completely different world that just went on without themafter losing an entire year. I want MC to scream about the year they lost qbr the fear of not knowing what the hell was done to them, how they were alone, and how fucking scared they are

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thank god these three were lost in the forest bc otherwise lesbianism would have been classified as a mental illness again in 1996, i can tell you that much

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They're sitting at the Everyone Is Wrong About Them Except For Me table <3