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Two types of  Slow Burn

Type I

100k of pining, accidental hands touching, sex dreams that end with passionate smut in the last chapter.

Type II

They raw each other in the first part of chapter 1, then spend 100k in denial, misunderstanding, and self-doubt

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Thine Enemy is Sweet (Part 9)

Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight

Harry Potter to Sue the Ministry with Ex-Death Eater Boyfriend?

Harry Potter, the Wizarding World hero, has a pension for Slytherin men it would seem. Last night, lead reporter for the Daily Prophet, two-time award-winning Journalist of the Century, Melanie Turner, spotted Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy out on a date in Hogsmeade.

Malfoy was adamant about suing the Ministry over a perceived slight against Potter. With the lack of integrity he possesses, one would not be surprised if he did. With the new policies and procedures the Ministry has in place, and their strict attitude towards change, Malfoy’s hatred for the Ministry shows his true character.

Reliable inside sources have given insight into the unlikely duo. The start of their relationship has not been revealed but they seem to be relatively comfortable with each other. Hands had groped, lips too loose and smiles far too happy to be anything but real were seen.

Potter has never been too bright, but some would wonder what he sees in Malfoy. Especially when one considers the type of disposition the latter has. Opposites attract, but we are all thinking the same thing; should they?

Will Potter sue the Ministry alongside his troubled boyfriend? How serious is their relationship and will it last? Neither Malfoy nor Potter was available for commentary so only time will tell.

More speculations on page 3

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“Never been bright?” Harry scowled at the paper before he balled it up and threw it behind him on the floor. Turner was up there with Skeeter as his least favourite reporters. The Quibbler and the Daily Prophet had arrived together, both foreboding enough to make him paranoid. He wasn’t sure what to expect with Luna’s report but knowing her, it would surely be an experience.

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Harry Potter Taken in by Burrowing Amares and Fallen in Love?

Reports have been made that Harry Potter, most sought after Chocolate Frog Card owner, has recently fallen in love. The sources cited in those reports is none other than the Quibbler’s very own Luna Lovegood, Quibbler Journalist of The Year six times running.

It’s unclear whether Burrowing Amares were spotted with the happy couple or not. Due to the nature of the energy they release into the atmosphere, the chances are high. The Ministry refuses to admit the validity of the intelligent creatures but their knowledge on the matter has been widely documented as sources inside the Department of Mysteries have alluded to over the years with subtle gestures and exaggerated winks.

What the Ministry refuses to admit is, unfortunately, a list that would be too long to report on. Dacken Malfoy can attest to that if the rumours are true.

Will the Ministry ever admit the existence of Burrowing Amares? Is the Minister a front for Muggle Aliens? Has Dacken fallen in love? What really is the cause of love outside emotional dependency?

Find out more on Page 5

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Harry tried not to find it funny, he did, but, “Dacken.” Malfoy was not going to like that.

Keep reading

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am I going to get out of this AU or not

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ooo

“You’re an insufferable, self-righteous, pretentious, little twat – and I can blame you for everything else in my life, but not this, Potter. Not these.” “I don’t want your pity.” Malfoy said lowly. “…I just as well killed like any other death eater – and this, well, this is what I get.”

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by  N Kayurova

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gotta lean into the drarry height difference sometimes

(didn’t know which version I liked more)

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Harry would be a modern hero of legend, wouldn’t he?

Original quote post.

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@zawavember 7th- First Appearance of a Quirk Babyzawa! I’m guessing in this universe your first manifestation of your quirk is probably treated like your first steps or first words- with copious amounts of parental excitement and fifty million photos. 

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Merry Christmas Everyone! 

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You know when things are funnier in your head then they are on paper? Yeah.  Uncropped NSFW Erasermic Panel available on my Patreon

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Broccolibutts

That’s all I need to say.

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“U-uh? Bakugou?” Kirishima squeaked, but Bakugou just made a disgruntled noise and practically curled up into him. He buried his face into Kirishima’s chest, his hands trapped between their bodies as if he’s cold, and Kirishima shifted because this isn’t a comfortable position– but he doesn’t push Bakugou off, of course not. He only fixed himself so that his back was leaning against the arm of the chair, his legs tangled with Bakugou’s but mostly caging him in, and then he realized that Bakugou has passed out and is sleeping deeply against his chest.

“He’s like a cat!” Kaminari hissed, bewildered.

“He, uh,” Kirishima panicked, his ears red, unsure if he should put a stop to this because Bakugou might kill him for it later. “He gets weirdly clingy when he’s sleepy.”

I didn’t think he’d be like this with other people around, though, Kirishima wanted to say– however, that would be exposing too much about them, wouldn’t it? They’re just friends, but this– okay, maybe they had to have a talk about this at some point.

Sero raised an eyebrow. “Of course you’d know that, huh? You guys do this a lot?”

Shit. Exposed.

        – from Sonder��by Maplefudge

thank you SO MUCH @maplefudge​ for commissioning me this piece!! it was incredibly fun and i’ve already spammed you way too much thanking you but ill do it again: so THANK YOU

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all i wanna draw is domestic shit

[twitter]

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@kinnme @tinogeb @syblatorture and other bbha content blogs with nsfw artworks got DELETED?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RN WTF IS GOING ON TUMBLR FIX YOUR SHIT

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Have y’all ever realise that bakugou has a tatto with a k and a heart around it

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you mean this isnt canon?