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In West Virginia, instead of ‘graduating’ from school, teenagers are finally released from their pupa to go serve the queen as loyal workers.
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No seriously though have you guys heard Queen II yet? Best album of the the year.
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in west virginia time passes differently. for example, it is october 2nd, 1974 here.
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One day we will return.
We will lead you to the promised land.
West Virginia.
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no one actually lives here it gets kind of lonely
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Following in the footsteps of indie smash hit "Don't Starve", the developers of the open world horror game "The Forest" have chosen to base the island's native inhabitants on everyday West Virginians.
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whenever ubisoft makes a playable female character, it is always based on the grand dutchess of west virginia
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West Virgina is not a Bowl of Icecream , It is not a Conflict Diamond, nor a Double Scoop of Saline
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It is night six months of the year in West Virginia
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The GREAT WASP MONOLITH offers the state of West Virginia protection from sudden shifts in the local weather and climate by heating the surrounding region to a balmy 230 kelvin, and maintaining a constant barometric pressure of 24.3315 psi.
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Every time you give a blow job, there is a 0.53 percent that you will be teleported to West Virgina.
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thank you
we are now one year old today
just like the state of west virginia
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we are now one year old today
just like the state of west virginia
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West Virginia is where Carlos the Scientist originates from, having invented himself in an old government laboratory.
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Today the natives of West Virginia celebrate the appearance of the GREAT WASP MONOLITH that drove away the infestation of Mothmen in the late sixties.
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In West Virginia It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
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In West Virginia, it is considered impolite to check a persons mouth for the tell tale signs of meth use, no matter how attractive they are.
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