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Facts About West Virginia
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 6 years ago
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In West Virginia, instead of ‘graduating’ from school, teenagers are finally released from their pupa to go serve the queen as loyal workers.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 9 years ago
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No seriously though have you guys heard Queen II yet? Best album of the the year.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 9 years ago
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in west virginia time passes differently. for example, it is october 2nd, 1974 here.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 10 years ago
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One day we will return.
We will lead you to the promised land.
West Virginia.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 10 years ago
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no one actually lives here it gets kind of lonely
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 10 years ago
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Following in the footsteps of indie smash hit "Don't Starve", the developers of the open world horror game "The Forest" have chosen to base the island's native inhabitants on everyday West Virginians.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 10 years ago
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whenever ubisoft makes a playable female character, it is always based on the grand dutchess of west virginia
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 10 years ago
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West Virgina is not a Bowl of Icecream , It is not a Conflict Diamond, nor a Double Scoop of Saline
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 10 years ago
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It is night six months of the year in West Virginia
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 11 years ago
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The GREAT WASP MONOLITH offers the state of West Virginia protection from sudden shifts in the local weather and climate by heating the surrounding region to a balmy 230 kelvin, and maintaining a constant barometric pressure of 24.3315 psi.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 11 years ago
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Every time you give a blow job, there is a 0.53 percent that you will be teleported to West Virgina.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 11 years ago
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thank you
we are now one year old today
just like the state of west virginia
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 11 years ago
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we are now one year old today
just like the state of west virginia
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 11 years ago
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West Virginia is where Carlos the Scientist originates from, having invented himself in an old government laboratory.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 11 years ago
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Today the natives of West Virginia celebrate the appearance of the GREAT WASP MONOLITH that drove away the infestation of Mothmen in the late sixties.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 12 years ago
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In West Virginia It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
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factsaboutwestvirginia · 12 years ago
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In West Virginia, it is considered impolite to check a persons mouth for the tell tale signs of meth use, no matter how attractive they are.
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