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Me eating rn:

“girldinner” “boydinner”……what about “regressor without a cg dinner”

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I just got a Charlie horse and The five stages of grief all at once

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Me to my dog who stares at me at 3 in the morning:

go ahead and get in the car since your ass wants to get in the car and go drive to the store and pick up some milk and eggs

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THE HAND. IDK BUT I LOVE THE HAND. BOTH BEAUTIFUL MASTERPEICE AND SO SO SO VERY FUNNY. I appreciate it greatly.

I imagine this happend a lot when they were young and that this still sometimes happens

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I won't let those mosquitoes win.

they (the doctors) cant keep getting away with this (my blood)

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This. This is nice.

Imagine Bev brings some of her old barbies to the clubhouse for the gang to look at and play with and all the boys are super hesitant about it because, obviously, they're guys. They already get called fags all the time they don't need more reasons, eddie especially so. But then smash cut to like fifteen minutes later and Richies barbie is like the top queen bitch of the school, stans barbie is up in everyones secrets, mike's barbie is living that main chararacter life, bill, bev, and Bens barbies are in a weird ass love triangle, and Eddies barbie is richies condescending bitchy mother that's trying to murder her. Theres drama, slaps fights, plot twists, the lore is crazy.

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I'm begging someone snap my neck

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I just found out that if I click my my power button multiple times in a row really fast it will start to all 911 (there was an option to cancel before it called)

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I fw this headcanon

Fun Fact:

in RTC, Mischa talks about Saw 5. However, he is actually explaining the plot of Saw 6. Sooo… crazy far-fetched theory but maybe he forgot about the 6th one just like everyone forgot about the sixth member of the choir :0

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My service dog started her heat yesterday which means she's bleeding everywhere but the only issue is I don't have all of her doggy heat diapers that I usually have for her to wear I only have one right now because I'm currently in the state of moving so while her other one is in the wash because she bled through I have to have her where old underwear with a panty lighter on it so she doesn't bleed on the couch or on my sheets ToT

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My service dog started her heat yesterday which means she's bleeding everywhere but the only issue is I don't have all of her doggy heat diapers that I usually have for her to wear I only have one right now because I'm currently in the state of moving so while her other one is in the wash because she bled through I have to have her where old underwear with a panty lighter on it so she doesn't bleed on the couch or on my sheets ToT

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Trick or treat hawl 1

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Eating oatmeal with banana slices and baby puffs on top out of a dog bowl with a baby spoon because it brings me some weird sort of comfort that I've longed for since I was 9

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FACTS❗❗🗣️🗣️🗣️

"Omg how can you sympathize with Henry Bowers? He's so bad and evil, how could you ever feel sorry for him-"

I dunno man, maybe because I don't think child abuse is an adequate punshiment for racism and homophobia. Maybe I think it's wrong for children to be abused no matter how terrible they are, especially when their abusive parent is the reason they're like that in the first place. Maybe I don't feel "leh epic satisfying comuppance" from seeing a 12 year old get beaten by police officers and framed for murders he didn't commit and then spending the next 27 years getting drugged up and beaten some more. But that's just me I guess.

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My friend literally just give me Bevs look as she slowly reaches for it ToT

people don’t even ask for a hit off your vape anymore they just look at you like this

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I need fan fiction recommendations❗❗

(Preferably from the IT fandom)

(It can literally be anything idc it can be as weird as fuck idc the ship the tags or anything I just need something to react to with a friend for our sleep over)