23, queer, transmasc, City Boy(if i’m accidentally horny on main, no im not)
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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked
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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now
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literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass
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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism
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i'm learning absolutely insane fucking things on the wikipedia page for penn jillette of penn and teller
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having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now
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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.
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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want
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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs
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office jobs should have chemistry labs in them. just to change things up
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Dear Hellsites Genetics,
I love all the hard work you do and I really appreciate it. I'm currently learning biology and I'm starting to get really into it. I hope that you are well all the time, and that you have all the luck and happiness in your future. You inspired me to study biology, and I'm really grateful for it. Thank you once again!
With love and respect,
An anonymous amino acid creature
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Closest match: Plasmodium sp. DRC-Itaito genome assembly, chromosome: 10 Common name: Unclassified Malaria-Causing Parasite
(image source) Note: this image is not of the same organism, but of P. falciparum, which is of the same genus.
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