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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band

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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

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i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

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Video: Mother Raccoon Teaches Her Baby How to Climb

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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

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The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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guess who drew a story about hemorrhoids and got it officially published? 😎👌

DeadAss is free to read on VIZ Manga

(US, UK, Canada, Australia, NZ, and Ireland can access the app/page without any issues. Other countries will need a VPN due to region-locking :'))

spread this around, share this manga to your friends, your family, your grandma, and your grocery store cashier!

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

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