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horny

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Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic

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blunt rotation

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the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats 

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this is my favourite video rn btw

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i honestly didn´t even realize this tweet was made to critique this woman i thought it was made to show us how badass this woman is

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after being forced to pick out my outfit for the day and then praising me sufficiently for how i looked in the outfit, my spouse said, "i hope i've been doing a good job of keeping you entertained while you're ovulating or cursed or whatever"

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Also, I took a most perfect picture of a bug yesterday

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The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is

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CHRIS PINE laughing at memes of himself

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we had one left in us I guess, we haven't handed it all off to gen z quite yet

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we should domesticate the hyena

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why