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Hey but I played it off well

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How do I delete my own blog from the cringe shit i used to post.

thanks

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Awe yes.

I'm making a 'They Care' page.

reblog this and you’ll automatically get put on.

it’ll be a page with all your urls, leading to your askbox

for anyone that wants/needs someone to talk to. 

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How to play "Paranoia"

This is literally the best party game ever ok so here’s what you do:

Everyone sits in a circle

Whoever goes first whispers a question to the person on their right

The person on the right must answer the question out loud. The trick is, no one else in the circle knows the question. 

Next, someone flips a flip-flop up in the air. 

If it lands face up: the asker must say the question out loud to the whole group

If the flip flop lands face down: the asker doesn’t say anything, and everyone in the group is left to wonder what in the world the question was. 

And you go around the circle like that. The best questions have the answers as people. We like to limit it just to people in the circle, too. It just makes it more fun. 

Here are some examples of good questions:

You have to cover someone in the circle completely in peanut butter and lick it all off. Who?

You and one other person must be surgically bound together for the rest of your life. Who is the other person?

You and someone in the circle go in a dark room for 1 hour and do unspeakable things. Who?

the creepy sexual ones are the best, and it’s really fun when you limit it to people in the circle. have fun

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I think we should go with the idea of the antagonist killing their soul mate after so long and then once they runs across a specific person the antagonist has a hard time killing the soul mate and it just because an inner battle with them because they can’t figure out what’s so hard about killing another soul mate.

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

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pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it

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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

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Shit got me.

reblog if you dont have a bra on

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If Shrek touched you that much you must be the guy in the video.

my notifications are literally blowing up with people trying to tell me that the explosion of shrek merchandise is different from the explosion of minion merchandise because “shrek was so good tho and minions are so annoying”

like, stop it. I am laughing at you. stop.

Y’all are getting actually heated because people are enjoying a current children’s movie with the same obsessive fervor with which we devoured green ketchup 14 years ago, when we were children.

calm tf down

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The rotation of earth really makes my day.

Freyr, probably. (via incorrectedda)

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End double standards!

Boys just wanna have fun too!

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Wow I didn’t expect that.

random-nintendo-gamer said:

Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?

uptown goof you up

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Shrek is love, Shrek is life really touched some people

my notifications are literally blowing up with people trying to tell me that the explosion of shrek merchandise is different from the explosion of minion merchandise because “shrek was so good tho and minions are so annoying”

like, stop it. I am laughing at you. stop.

Y’all are getting actually heated because people are enjoying a current children’s movie with the same obsessive fervor with which we devoured green ketchup 14 years ago, when we were children.

calm tf down

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Why’d the doctor get fired?