existentialbreadwithjam

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20 bucks says you'd fall out like a limp fledgling

Turn off anonymous, you coward. You're being completely juvenile. And that's coming from me.

Also, flattering you think I'd be able to fuck in a tree.

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what does this mean house. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN HOUSE.

I'm going to blast you with my transgenderism ray gun

I'd like to see you try. Besides, Wilson would make a prettier girl than me. Go use it on him.

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WHAT. A. SHAME.

too bad people are probably most definitely going to notice if you do a nazi salute on live public television

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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are we making burgers for july fourth or something

Mold poisoning got worse after trying anti fungal medication

activated charcoal?

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tall glass of water

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I need me a crisp glass of water

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what if instead of pronouncing it "el gee bee tee" it was pronounced "lee gee bee tee"