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anyways, with everything that's going on, and the fact that every time I log into this blog I feel anxious and panicky, it's safe to say this blog is dead forever, or at least a really long time. I answered all the asks that were left, and with that, I leave. goodbye for now

-Jack

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https://www.tumblr.com/evil-dsmpconfessions/765568007391019008/every-day-i-fight-the-rewatching-wlbur-content?source=share

speaking as someone watching dream content again because nothing else in two years scratched my particular brain itch (so i do understand if you stop reading here but hear me out), just watch the damn wilbur content.

if you still get happiness from it then it's like whatever y'know? use an ad blocker or find a reupload if you don't want him making money, block anyone who gives you shit if you decide to post about it. your blog your rules.

and if you don't feel anything - or feel bad - then the demon can't make you miss it anymore, and you're completely free.

either way, it's a win. lingering in this uncertainty is what's actually hurting you. disarm that demon.

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If cbitter duo got their happy ending I want to think the other characters did too. Techno's out there being a hero. Wilbur got a better job than a gas station. Phil and Kristin are happy, together again. Purpled got closure and got a new Saucer. Maybe went back home. Idk.

-Twinsduo anon

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I didn't realize our Fundy alter was fronting with us until we read a cSalmon duo post and he started crying.

Uhm.

Yeag.

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I had no idea I was subscribed to the dteam until one of them uploaded and I got jumpscared. I need to go through my subscriptions on yt and unsubscribe in bulk but I keep forgetting…

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Twinsduo anon back at it again techno's look changes whenever chat is being particularly loud, namely his hair gets darker instead of pink and Wilbur is usually the first one to notice and insists on braiding techno's hair every time because he knows techno hates it cause they become blood red source I made it the fuck up but listen to me ok hear me out

-twinsduo anon

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Hey guys. I'm here, on anon, to beg you all to tag your stuff correctly. I'm not just talking about content warnings, I mean AUs and tropes and characters and relationships and canon-divergence and all that. I am an SBI enjoyer who has less than 0 interest in superhero AUs. I haven't been able to functionally scroll the SBI tags in years. I have every superhero-related tag you can think of blocked, it's just that loads of people are writing superhero AUs and not tagging it with any of them. Guys. If you write an AU and don't tag it with AU, people who are filtering out AUs are still going to see it. Which is fine with one or two, but with an ocean of people not bothering to do it, the tags start to become near-unsearchable. This is just an example, I'm sure this goes on with many other popular fanon or AU concepts, this is just the one I've personally experienced. Please, I implore you, make this easier for everyone and tag your work properly.

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confession!!!! i think c!tntduo wouldve never worked in ten million years and ive never ever understood the hype behind it personally

i fully stand by the idea that c!eret and c!quackity would’ve worked out better 🎀

IM ON ANON BECAUSE I GENUINELY THINK IM GONNA GET CRUCIFIED AND IM SO SCARED. but ur all entitled to ur opinions and ily all!!! just not ready to have people tryna get me hung in my asks

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i was gonna send this to the sp confessions blog but tbh i dont wanna get blocked by the admins yet

basically a portal opened up in the dsmp at random points in the timeline and they got sent to south park. benchtrio all got aged down to like 10 and random people were assigned to take care of them. i think it was lmanberg-era tntduo taking care of tommy, connor & schlatt taking care of tubbo (schlatt got revived when he was sent through the portal), and techno & dream & puffy were taking care of ranboo (supposedly pre-canon)

btw the kids all had amnesia so they had no clue what was going on. they were sent to sp elementary. tommy befriended stan. but then shit went funky when tweek saw tubbo. bc tubbo didnt look like his fanon designs. he looked like his mc skin which is tweek. this caused the entire universe to reset and it happened over and over and over

i woke up on like the tenth loop. and on the tenth loop tommy just broke the 4th wall and said "do you think this is funny"

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i drew c!tubbo in a maid dress in like 2022 (non-sexual) and the day after i decide to redraw that, tubbo actually wears a maid dress

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tw for grooming and being a creep

(doc link)

changed the blog theme, nothing wrong with tommy, I'm just a manifolder, and sad-ist sucks

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changed the blog theme, nothing wrong with tommy, I'm just a manifolder, and sad-ist sucks

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yaaaay!!! that's so fun :D

evil-mcytblr, evil-dsmp, and but-badder make up the pastel dteam colors when put together <3

@evil-mcytblrconfessions @evil-dsmpconfessions guys we did it!!!

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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

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is there a reason you couldn't at least remove or add tags to the post that sent that anon spiraling? i looked at it and it's bad especially some of the tags. it needs a tag and not just for you to leave it after what happened

I deleted the post. obviously I can't delete reblogs from the people who'd reblogged it but the original post is gone.

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if it wasn't obvious, this blog is going on hiatus for a while. I don't know if it'll come back or not. I'm not deleting it, though. goodbye for a bit, jack