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Finally watched The Snyder Cut and...

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What does it even smell like? Sweat and fear?

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If we’re really being honest, the actual gut punch is that E.T.’s entire family DOES survive their incursion onto our planet. But at least they got the abusive relationship right.

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Free will is impossible with them up there.

The Vast of Night

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HOW DARE they come into MY inbox with this nonsense!

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Machop has the body of sick ET and I hate him.

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No jokes or proclamations this time. Stay safe, everyone.

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#TeamInvaderZim

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‪The correct way to approach a stranger in your shed. ‬

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E.T. Encounter - Charlie’s Angels (2000)

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again (and again and again), E.T. CANNOT be trusted. Just ask someone who knows the turdrestrial better than most of us: Drew Barrymore. 

During a recent rewatch of 2000′s Charlie’s Angels film I noticed an E.T. poster in one of the scenes. Not a shocking bit of set dressing in itself, but consider the situation of the scene. Right before finding herself naked in the backyard of this home, Barrymore’s character is shot out of a window by someone she thought she could trust. She was double-crossed. 

I’m reading you loud and clear, Drew. E.T. WILL betray all you loyal followers. He WILL try to kill us all.

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‪The turdrestrial returns on a day celebrating invaders. Could the truth be any more obvious?

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Better phone home.

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Another candy ruined... Thanks a lot, A Funny Feeling Podcast!

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E.T. Encounter: Walmart

Stay vigilant, everyone. And maybe don’t provide a toy that will build a feeling of comfort and comradery with the enemy. (Thanks to fellow E.T. realist Kyle M. for sending this photo in. Keep fighting the good fight!)

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Not that I need any more reasons to cheer against the Brewers, but Players’ Weekend was giving me a reason to add Eric Thames to my Watch List.

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Dance, Dance. Revolution.

The dream started out as innocuously as any other, making my way to gym class. We were following a prerecorded dance lesson, with the goal to get the steps as close to the video first try. Think the Just Dance games, with points being dolled out per correct move. The more you vary, the less points you get.

Ever the perfect student, but never the dancer, I did my best to keep up with the instructional video. But try as I might, I could not mirror the dancing figures as the rest of my class seemed to. They were perfectly in sync; with the video, and with each other. An army.

Disheartened by my failing deviations, I took a breath to regather myself. And that’s when I noticed it. The images spliced into the video. Of him. Of ET. Blink and you’d miss them. But I’m not blinking.

And neither should you.

So here’s the reminder: Stay focused, stay vigilant. His agents are among us, whether they know it or not. Don’t become one of them. Time to don the tinfoil hats, as it were.