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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 33

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You like being in charge, don't you?"

"Who wears a suit to dispose of a body?"

"Your conference starts at midnight?"

"I thought you knew everything?"

"Does the joke always have to be at my expense?"

"Are criminals born, or are they formed?"

"Wait a minute! You used me as bait?"

"What is it about me that you find so irresistible?"

"Am I allowed to chew gum in here?"

"You're loving this, aren't you?"

"We're not going to have a difference of opinion about my hat, are we?"

"Do you ever wonder if the world's not what you think it is?"

"Why were you in prison?"

"When do you get so fragile?"

"Didn't you hear me calling you?"

"Can I tell you the truth real quick?"

"Is it possible that you're upset because the article doesn't mention you?"

"You're not going to let it go, are you?"

"How would you like to save a life?"

"You're pretty new at this whole relationship thing, huh?"

"Did you think this would mean we would be together?"

"Without a doubt, you have more experience, but why rub it in his face?"

"Is small talk a way you deal with your anxiety?"

"Why do you look so glum?"

"The door's marked private. Are you sure we should be in here?"

"Do I have any value to you except as a liar?"

"Aren't you a little too grey to be making these mistakes?"

"Are you getting my wife into trouble?"

"What the hell would I have to say to a gorilla?"

"Do you have any idea how many people are trying to kill us right now?"

"Do you have any idea who the father may be?"

"Is there anything that doesn't bore you?"

"What else is a criminal except somebody who can't function in society?"

"What are you doing out here past your bedtime?"

"Maybe somebody else ought to be in charge?"

"Where do you go when you die?"

"You have a lot of love for him, don't you?"

"Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence?"

"Are you still mad?"

"How would you feel about going out to dinner with me tonight?"

"Aren't you forgetting a little something?"

"Remember when we had that conversation about how you were going to lay low?"

"Are you so blind that you're unaware we're on the verge of a grave crisis?"

"What do you expect? A confession?"

"What do you dream about at night?"

"Just what were you doing under my table?"

"What is this? A clumsy attempt to frame me with false evidence?"

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INBOX CALL -- personals dni unless you have a rp side blog, multis specify your muse, etc

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SAM / RICO / NIGEL

ind. pri. sel. rp blogs for THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR, ocs and canons. as loved by dan.

PRIVATE / KOWALSKI / BUCK

template. psd.

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" GOSH, I'VE BEEN gone a minute -- we'll be right back, folks ! "

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𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐘'𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 (𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟑) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. - feel free to make any adjustments as necessary!

"my job is to tell it like it is."

"golly, what a day."

"you're taking too many chances."

"that was just a bit of a laugh!"

"they're getting better you know. you've got to admit it, they are getting better."

"it'll be hard to laugh while we're hanging."

"are we good guys or bad guys?"

"that's a naughty word, we never rob! we just... borrow from those who can afford it."

"boy, are we in debt."

"don't overdo it."

"forgive me a cruel chuckle."

"how well the crown sits on your noble brow."

"i told you never to mention my brother's name."

"mother always did like (name) best."

"fortune tellers. how droll."

"close your eyes and concentrate. tight shut, no peeking."

"you're never around when i need you."

"of course you've been robbed!"

"i tried to warn you but you just wouldn't listen."

"here comes old bad news himself."

"save your sermon. it isn't sunday yet."

"come in and rest yourself."

"oh, he's so handsome, just like his reward posters."

"hello! where did you come from?"

"don't be afraid. you've done nothing wrong."

"they say you and (name) are sweethearts."

"does he kiss you?"

"will you have any kids?"

"death to tyrants!"

"slice him to pieces!"

"you're so brave and impetuous."

"he must know how much i still love him."

"you can't just walk up to a girl with a bouquet of flowers and say 'hey, remember me? we grew up together. want to marry me?'"

"what do i have to offer her?"

"a life on the run? what kind of a life is that?"

"faint hearts never won fair ladies."

"stop snivelling and hold still."

"cool it, loverboy."

"who might you be?"

"i wish you luck with all my heart."

"at least he amuses me."

"my darling, i love you more than life itself."

"i owe my life to you, my darling."

"don't stand there, kill him!"

"we must do what we can to keep their hopes alive."

"go! don't worry about me."

"he's gonna make it, isn't he?"

"your traps never work."

"sounds like somebody's getting hitched."

"i've never been so happy."

"that's the way it really happened."

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Symbol Meme - Affectionate/Nice Edition

Send a symbol for my muse to respond to your muse….

♥ - Stroking/brushing their hair

♡ - Rubbing their shoulders

❥ - Holding their hand

❤ - Hugging/cuddling them

❄ - Staying close to them to keep warm

☆ - Reading to them

★ - Sitting at their bedside

☾ - Taking a nighttime walk with them

✚ - Bandaging their wound

✕ - Clasping their shoulder

❀ - Giving them a flower/flowers

♞ - Playing a game with them

◆ - Standing up for them

✪ - Defending them in a court/before an authority

♬ - Singing to them

◯ - Rescuing them

❇ - Stargazing with them

♛ - Comforting them

☁ - Washing their face

☼ - Camping with them

✔ - Hiking with them

☄ - Listening to them

✏ - Telling stories with them

⊿ - Coming to visit them

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" Be careful --

if he smells your fear, he'll EAT YOU alive. "

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" Heaven send HELL away,

no one sings like YOU anymore. "

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MUSES & MOTHERS.

please remember when sending to multi ― muse blogs to specify the muse &   /   or the muse’s mother in question ! 

send    🌸    for my muse to talk about their mother.

send    🌼    & a question for my muse to answer about their mother.

send    💐    for my muse’s mother to talk about their child.

send     🌹    & a question for my muse’s mother to answer about their child.

send    🌻    for my muse’s mother to talk about something other than their child.

send    🌺   & a question about something other than their child for my muse’s mother to answer.

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Horrible thoughts in the discord tonight

Based off of original post

Resulted in me drawing this…thing *gestures broadly*

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INBOX CALL -- personals dni unless you have a rp side blog, multis specify your muse, etc

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just for fun, send me  “SMACK”  for your muse to just punch mine in the face.  go on, do it!  what’s the worst that could happen…? 

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" Heaven send HELL away,

no one sings like YOU anymore. "

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still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

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𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 (a collection of prompts inspired by quotes saved on my Pinterest boards. Some have romantic undertones, but not all of them. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary) 

"We won't forget about each other, right?"

"I broke my rules for you."

"I'm scared as hell to want you, but here I am, wanting you anyway."

"Why should I apologize for the monster I've become? No one ever apologized for making me this way."

"I am the monster you created."

"You attack one of us you attack all of us."

"History is written by the victors."

"I was born to make history."

"We're just kids. We aren't supposed to be heroes."

"'Beautiful' is a lazy and lousy way to describe me."

"I will be brutal."

"I want so badly to protect you from the world, because I know all too well how bad it can be."

"You see the best in people."

"Power belongs to those who take it."

"If you don't terrify people a little bit then what's the point."

"Where you go, I go."

"We could be the greatest team that the world has ever seen."

"Together or not at all."

"Maybe making out for a few minutes would help us figure things out."

"You frustrate me incredibly."

"If I disappear, will you look for me?"

"Do you think I care about anything but you?"

"Come on, dance with me. The Earth is spinning, we can't just stand on it."

"Enemies make the best lovers."

"A knife? Are you flirting with me?"

"I almost had you, didn't I?"

"I trusted you."

"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."

"Broken people understand broken people."

"If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question."

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apologies … sentence starters

“I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I’ll try to do better, I swear.”

“You deserve better than this.”

“I’m sorry you went through that.”

“I’m sorry you have to deal with me.”

“I was wrong. I should have listened.”

“I know I messed up. And I said I was sorry.”

“Was I… was I the reason you were crying?”

“I just lost control. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.”

“You shouldn’t have had to deal with that, I’m sorry.”

“I shouldn’t have done that. Can you ever forgive me?”

“They’ll never apologize, so I’ll do it for them. I’m sorry.”

“I’ve never stopped and listened to you, and I’m sorry for that.”

“Oh my god, am I… am I the one who made you cry? I’m sorry.”

“I’m not going to ask for your forgiveness, because I don’t deserve it.”

“I didn’t mean to hurt you, but that’s not the point. I still did. And I’m sorry.”

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