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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.
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I was on a roll
Then I heard you call
You come for us all
Time :: Fate :: Karma :: God (by Nothing But Thieves) is the unofficial soundtrack to PoE II and you can't change my mind
Edit: You're all so nice in the notes thank you so much????
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SEVERANCE (2022—) 2.01 | Hello, Ms. Cobel
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Anyway shirtless Fenris.
(no one check the correctness of the tats pls and thank you)
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I've experienced a lot of the second (though as just a "younger employee")
A male coworker in his 60s once shared a photo of his friend who resembles a famous actor. He added, unprompted, that his daughter used to date this friend of his... when she was 16 and he was in his 30s!!!! But "it's ok because he's a family friend!"
Another male coworker immediately started telling me his life story after a call on which he introduced himself as a joiner to my project. Stuff about his parents divorce, his grandma's death, his favourite juicer... He sent me some of his medical tests...messaging me everyday 20-30 times
#i dont know what in my face screams therapist#tbh my customer service person is mostly on at work from the 2 yrs i had to deal hotline queries in big 4 nightmareland
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me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing
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B̷̭̱̹̅̑̽̿ḛ̡̡̗̤̠̑̈ ̵̨̢̮̰̦̓̑ņ̥̹̋̆̅̆̚õ̢̡̨̞̮̍̾ţ̧̦̻̰̅̑̂ ̡̗̰̬̜̍́̅ȁ̸̱̼̱̗̪̕f̨̝̻̜̽̋̓̄ŗ̗̤̳̤̗̯̔ȧ̱̩̗̝̈̋̚ȋ̷̢̢̢̗̘̻d̨̡̥̲̗̟̝̃
(Modern golden obi with opened-weave work, looking far too much like the many eyes of a biblical angel)
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ADAM NAGAITIS as VIRGIL Gunpowder Milkshake (2021), Dir. Navot Papushado
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