emotionallyenigmaticresident

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

I technically already broke that rule because im in your team, but sure, im keeping this for my personal archive :]

Go on then, you arent chickening out of this one arent you?

*the video camera is rolling, looks like hes serious about it.*

I got ten bucks, you know what to do 👁👁

@emotionallyenigmaticresident

[slowly he takes the money, looking at it, before squinting.]

dis…could mean multiple things… is dis for like a kiss on da head or you wan me to bash someone’s skull in? or are you like doc and wan an organ? cause I got like three spleens!

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

*he pulls out a video camera and points it at scout, grinning*

"Dont you say youd meow for 10 bucks?, do it, i dare you"

I got ten bucks, you know what to do 👁👁

@emotionallyenigmaticresident

[slowly he takes the money, looking at it, before squinting.]

dis…could mean multiple things… is dis for like a kiss on da head or you wan me to bash someone’s skull in? or are you like doc and wan an organ? cause I got like three spleens!

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

Livercooler @salmonellacake

Why am i here, just to suffer

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>uhh.. sam?

>sam the.. scattergun?

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

@mentally-unwell-resident

>[The BLU medic picks it up, looking around to see if anyone was watching.]

>woah

>[he whispers to himself, mumbling something about its form]

*weird little scattergun noise*

*BAM*

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>guess im insane now

>say, you have a name or something?

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

@mentally-unwell-resident

>[The BLU medic picks it up, looking around to see if anyone was watching.]

>woah

>[he whispers to himself, mumbling something about its form]

*weird little scattergun noise*

*BAM*

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he sniffles as he gently brushed his fingertips on the spycrab's blue carapace, smooth. His fingers intertwined with it's claws]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

@mentally-unwell-resident

>[hes sitting alone in a quiet area of the park, staring into nothing with his tired eyes, his white coat placed messily beside him as its sleeves dangle off the bench onto the grass.]

@mentally-unwell-resident

*The Spycrab sees the resident and comes on over to him, checking to see if the Resident was doing alright. As the Spycrab was right by the resident, they see that the Resident was rather exhausted*

Spycrab: Hello again! 😁 🦀

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>huh

>[he felt it rattle in his hand as it began acting up again, hes unsure, afterall hes never gotten to snooping around and messing with the other's weapons.]

>im going crazy and personifying another inanimate object again.. huh mr gun?

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

@mentally-unwell-resident

>[The BLU medic picks it up, looking around to see if anyone was watching.]

>woah

>[he whispers to himself, mumbling something about its form]

*weird little scattergun noise*

*BAM*

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he turns his gaze towards the gallic crustacean, tired, his eyes are watery]

>hhh...sorry...

>sorry sorry sorry

>[he repeats his words in a quiet voice, hesitantly reaching for the spycrab for its affection, like you would a cat.]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

@mentally-unwell-resident

>[hes sitting alone in a quiet area of the park, staring into nothing with his tired eyes, his white coat placed messily beside him as its sleeves dangle off the bench onto the grass.]

@mentally-unwell-resident

*The Spycrab sees the resident and comes on over to him, checking to see if the Resident was doing alright. As the Spycrab was right by the resident, they see that the Resident was rather exhausted*

Spycrab: Hello again! 😁 🦀

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[the spycrab's cheerfull tone was met with an exhausted sigh, his hands covering his face as it slid down dramatically, pulling at his skin. You could hear the internal pain in his voice as he let out a horribly frustrated groan, planting his face into the bench in defeated agony.]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

@mentally-unwell-resident

>[hes sitting alone in a quiet area of the park, staring into nothing with his tired eyes, his white coat placed messily beside him as its sleeves dangle off the bench onto the grass.]

@mentally-unwell-resident

*The Spycrab sees the resident and comes on over to him, checking to see if the Resident was doing alright. As the Spycrab was right by the resident, they see that the Resident was rather exhausted*

Spycrab: Hello again! 😁 🦀

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he nearly drops it from the sudden recoil, catching it by the barrel, hes very fucking confused, he isnt even near to touching the trigger.]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

@mentally-unwell-resident

>[The BLU medic picks it up, looking around to see if anyone was watching.]

>woah

>[he whispers to himself, mumbling something about its form]

*weird little scattergun noise*

*BAM*

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>👁👁

HAMSTER BEE

I FOUND OUT ABOUT HAMSTER BEES

LOOK AT THIS HAMSTER BEE IMMEDIATELY MAGGOT

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>im curious, what does everyone do with their baby teeth?

>mine is probably sitting in a jar somewhere at my house

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>i wish i can perform invasive surgery but then again im too hungry for that

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he slowly comes into view peeking into the trashcan from above, with the most puzzled of expressions on his face as he squints to look where all the commotion came from]

guys there is a pidgeo- AHHH HEKP IT’S POSKING ME

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

omg!!! the!!!! sillest!!!! of the goobers

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

dimas.

Mnzo