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>its late, and most would have rested their tired little heads for tommorow's battle. But in the lonely midst of nighttime the lights from the resident's office seem to stay wake, shining into the dark hallway. When you peered into the glazing you could make out the stationary figure of its inhabitant, that new medic they recruited a few weeks ago.
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>[he slowly comes into view peeking into the trashcan from above, with the most puzzled of expressions on his face as he squints to look where all the commotion came from]
guys there is a pidgeo- AHHH HEKP IT’S POSKING ME
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>[he nearly drops it from the sudden recoil, catching it by the barrel, hes very fucking confused, he isnt even near to touching the trigger.]
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>[The BLU medic picks it up, looking around to see if anyone was watching.]
>woah
>[he whispers to himself, mumbling something about its form]
*weird little scattergun noise*
*BAM*
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WOULDN'T THEY TRUST ME, IF HE'S MY FATHER?
BUT I DON'T THINK I'D BE HALF-BAD AT IT. ALSO I DON'T THINK SO I COULD BE WRONG BUT I DON'T THINK I'M WRONG!
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>[looking at a comically large spoon which is floating in the sky like a gmod prop]
THAT IS ONE BIG SPOON! A VERY NICE BIG SPOON!
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>the thing is however, those records are not public and we are not fbi agents
>[he pauses to think, glancing to the newspaper he finally found his solution, bingo. His gaze now seemed confident as he looks to him.]
>say, are you good at acting?
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>[looking at a comically large spoon which is floating in the sky like a gmod prop]
THAT IS ONE BIG SPOON! A VERY NICE BIG SPOON!
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>[looking at a comically large spoon which is floating in the sky like a gmod prop]
THAT IS ONE BIG SPOON! A VERY NICE BIG SPOON!
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He nods, still not quite ready to face this.
LET’S GO FOR IT.
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>[looking at a comically large spoon which is floating in the sky like a gmod prop]
THAT IS ONE BIG SPOON! A VERY NICE BIG SPOON!
#proceduretalk#emotionallybluntsoldier#mentally unwell resident#Sorry I didn’t notice I changed the way I typed for one of tjem#Trying to not
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>maybe hes in a nursing home, or..
>[conveniently placed newspaper giving the address of a local hospital]
>maybe we can search hospital records?
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>[looking at a comically large spoon which is floating in the sky like a gmod prop]
THAT IS ONE BIG SPOON! A VERY NICE BIG SPOON!
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Soldier laughs. His dad is most likely on the run, or acting innocent around everyone but him.
"IF WE'RE LUCKY. BUT I'D DOUBT IT."
"IT'S FINE IF WE LOOK FOR HIM.."
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>[looking at a comically large spoon which is floating in the sky like a gmod prop]
THAT IS ONE BIG SPOON! A VERY NICE BIG SPOON!
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>maybe hes in jail?..
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>[looking at a comically large spoon which is floating in the sky like a gmod prop]
THAT IS ONE BIG SPOON! A VERY NICE BIG SPOON!
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..WELL, FUCK IF I KNOW. HE USUALLY WASN'T HOME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
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>[looking at a comically large spoon which is floating in the sky like a gmod prop]
THAT IS ONE BIG SPOON! A VERY NICE BIG SPOON!
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>well, where is the last time youve seen him?.. im not from here so i dont exactly know the states..
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>[looking at a comically large spoon which is floating in the sky like a gmod prop]
THAT IS ONE BIG SPOON! A VERY NICE BIG SPOON!
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>huh
>[he felt it rattle in his hand as it began acting up again, hes unsure, afterall hes never gotten to snooping around and messing with the other's weapons.]
>im going crazy and personifying another inanimate object again.. huh mr gun?
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@mentally-unwell-resident
>[The BLU medic picks it up, looking around to see if anyone was watching.]
>woah
>[he whispers to himself, mumbling something about its form]
*weird little scattergun noise*
*BAM*
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>guess im insane now
>say, you have a name or something?
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@mentally-unwell-resident
>[The BLU medic picks it up, looking around to see if anyone was watching.]
>woah
>[he whispers to himself, mumbling something about its form]
*weird little scattergun noise*
*BAM*
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>uhh.. sam?
>sam the.. scattergun?
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@mentally-unwell-resident
>[The BLU medic picks it up, looking around to see if anyone was watching.]
>woah
>[he whispers to himself, mumbling something about its form]
*weird little scattergun noise*
*BAM*
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