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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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hey guess what

i just lost the game

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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What a platform ao3 is, no where else can I find a peice of writing in which Hitler gets railed by Sonic while Jesus watches.

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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

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I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

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Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

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Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?

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"In another life I would have really liked just dancing and making inventions with you"

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Man why do gay people have to be like this. It would have been straighter if they just kissed, instead of whatever this was.