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summary of act 1

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Victor is a success story

He escaped his situationship and became a messiah

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arcane giving us two gay divorces in 3 episodes...one word i have to describe this season is homophobic

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Welcome back Jesus of Nazareth.

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viktor vs cait innit

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the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

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Happy halloween, tumblr dot com!!!

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the wild robot has me tearing up every five minutes and - LASZLO CRAVENSWORTH WHY ARE YOU HERE

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I genuinely don't know what I would do without fanfiction. Thank you to all the writers who suffered the ao3 curse for my hit of dopamine

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mount rushmore for gay people

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Studying archeology at university is so strange sometimes. I was in a lab discussing how a guy died from how his bones were broken and the lecturer just started talking about how he got the other lecturers to do the HOTTOGO dance.

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I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

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Apollo, my man, are forming a fucking army out here, jesus christ. Never before have I seen so many pagans saying how they have been contacted by you. What war is coming? Are you trying to win a bet? Seriously, chill out, dude!

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With all respect, this truly terrible news

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"There's no hope for the future." And that's how they felt during the Atomic Age, during the World Wars, during the Enlightenment Revolutions, during thr plagues, during the Viking raids, during the fall of Rome.

Yet, we persisted.

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ah yes, Galavant, the musical comedy fantasy show with bangers such as

"Local King Realises He Has Zero Useful Skills"

"Gay Bar Anthem About Undressing An Oblivious Straight Guy"

"The Ruling Class Sucks, How About We Poison All Of Them"

"The Most Scathing Critique Of Representative Democracy You Will Ever Come Across"

"Yelling About How You're Going To Very Sneakily Kill Your Brother"

"Pirate Shanty: Run Aground Edition"

"Disney Princess Love Interest Duet Except The Lyrics Are About How You Barely Tolerate Each Other" (twice)

and of course

"A New Season AKA Suck It Cancellation Bear" which is the actual real title of that song and cannot be improved upon through humorous description

also have I mentioned that all of these are composed by actual real Disney composer Alan Menken, of Little Shop of Horrors, Tangled, and basically the entire Disney Renaissance fame, and wow do they sound like it

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.