emo-wheatley
emo-wheatley
Roman [He/Him]
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18 • Pokémon is my main fandom atm • I draw too much • Art commissions open! • Selfshipper with Guzma :D
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emo-wheatley · 2 days ago
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“official fbi agent” joined my discord server im fucking sobbing. what even is pokimod. why is the fbi using my old j.ai bots is this guy an omegaverse fan. why are scammers so odd im crying
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emo-wheatley · 3 days ago
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To those who said Guzma and Cedar were like the pitbull terrier animation meme…
…I am currently working on my first ever animation meme 😈😈
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emo-wheatley · 4 days ago
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LITERALLYLYYY OH MY GOD this man is a freak
and here are the said 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 headcanons… careful with posting this since tumblr formats stuff weird / idk if you want to put a nsfw warning LMAO
• guzma’s pansexual, he thinks fine shit is fine shit. this tweet is funny asf to me because when i saw this i thought it was guzma coded
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• 9 inches, uncut and non-shaved. carpet matches the drapes, dark and bushy
• prince albert piercing because this man knows. tongue piercing as well.
• high sex drive, if he wakes up with some wood you’re bouncing on that bouncing on that wood (/ref)
• he knows what he’s doing with his tongue. yes, i’ll elaborate: he will make you scream. he got a tongue piercing solely because he knows damn well he’s already good at eating and sucking, that only adds to the charm.
• also has long fingers. he’s tall and big and not only his hands but also his c— [ gets shot down by fbi agent ]
• he’s a switch, he doesn’t mind getting his turn being pillow princess but he also doesn’t mind making his partner writhe beneath him
• his favorite position is face down ass up, he likes to see it jiggle (i giggled i cant take myself seriously) OR breeding press. he likes tits and ass as much as he likes being praised
• praise kink! need i say more? it’s guzma we’re talking about
• growls and grunts, he isn’t whiny. he will hide his face in embarrassment if he does accidentally moan a little on bottom though
• (do)n’t pull his hair, he’ll take it personally (if you do it while he’s eating you out/giving you head he’ll work harder)
• guzma can be rough, sure, but he can also be gentle if asked. to be fair, he fumbles a lot, he gets nervous around people he really likes and he’ll constantly ask to make sure you’re okay until you guys finally get into it
• not really one for aftercare but he’ll try if you ask. he’ll bring you water, run you a bath or just cuddle, but usually he’ll just cuddle up to you, kiss you a bunch and snooze away
ok bye i’ve already made a fool of my 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 self here!! have a nice day
Ohhhhh myyyy...
The way I am just kicking my legs at my office job, GUZZLING THIS WITH MY EYES. HALLELUJAH, IN GUZMA APPRECIATION WE TRUST!
I totally agree on nearly, if not, everything you have written here.
And you know what, let me add that once you get this man to do aftercare, this man will demand cuddles every time after a session of doing the mattress mambo, I KNOW THAT MAN LOVES A GOOD CUDDLE. If you don't, he'll make a big show of it. "Oh so I'm just here to keep the bed warm?!" "I was kidding, bring it here." Him immediately dragging you into his arms and hugging you tight, looking both pissed off and victorious like yeah thats what I fucking THOUGHT-
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emo-wheatley · 5 days ago
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emo-wheatley · 5 days ago
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highkey slacking on my art lately, falling into art block sniffs… here’s some older guzma art and destructionduo with ship prompts :]
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emo-wheatley · 5 days ago
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reminded me to delete my inactive account so thank you i fear
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WHY DO I KEEP ON FINDING YOU EVERYWHERE
i just found you on c.ai
LIKE???
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STOP I STOPPED USING C.AI I DONT USE JT ANYMORE 😭😭 also i use the same username on everything tbh
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emo-wheatley · 5 days ago
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emo-wheatley · 14 days ago
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hi hi hello hey hai hi hi
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GUYS LOOK ITS MY BOYFRIEND!!!!! LOOK ITS HIM!!! NOT THE FLAMINGO PIC BUT THIS IS HIM!!! MY WONDERFUL MAN!!!!!!!!
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emo-wheatley · 15 days ago
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i have a hc that guzma will find injured bugs and take them home and nurse them back to health but he gets too attached to them and gets sad having to let them go 😔😔 and also he has a special little kiddie pool for the wimpods he nurses to health and plumeria has walked out to see him baby talking little wimpods
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What Guzma does on his spare time.
You know what, I believe this wholeheartedly.
He has a tiered list of his most favorite bugs, and best believe none of them fall under A tier. They're valid. He's valid. And isn't that beautiful?
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emo-wheatley · 15 days ago
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Bro i found ur pintrest i CANT EVEN MAKE THIS UP U WE'RE JUST THERE ON MY RECOMMENDED PAGE
giggling. i am everywhere guys i told you. nowhere is safe, i will be there.
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emo-wheatley · 16 days ago
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emo-wheatley · 16 days ago
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Bro i found ur pintrest i CANT EVEN MAKE THIS UP U WE'RE JUST THERE ON MY RECOMMENDED PAGE
giggling. i am everywhere guys i told you. nowhere is safe, i will be there.
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emo-wheatley · 16 days ago
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HELPPPP THE DANNY PHOTO IM GIGGLINGGG 😭😭❤️❤️ hi michael ily… and to add we both thirst for fictional men together shoutout aizawa from mha or something
Just curious, does your f/o get in the way of real life relationships /gen?. I've never seen anyone with a f/o instead of a s/o 😅
it hasn't for me! i am dating someone whomst adore more than guzma (shocking i know) and he's super awesome. i know that my f/o isn't real and i adore him as much as a real person, but i know for sure my boyfriend is more important to me than a fictional character :D
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emo-wheatley · 19 days ago
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i wonder why i'm suddenly getting so many anons in my inbox,, making me curious if i'm actually being seen sniffs
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emo-wheatley · 20 days ago
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Just curious, does your f/o get in the way of real life relationships /gen?. I've never seen anyone with a f/o instead of a s/o 😅
it hasn't for me! i am dating someone whomst adore more than guzma (shocking i know) and he's super awesome. i know that my f/o isn't real and i adore him as much as a real person, but i know for sure my boyfriend is more important to me than a fictional character :D
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emo-wheatley · 20 days ago
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Cedar and Guzma gives the whole "Pit Bull! Terrier~" kind of vibe. Have you seen the animation trend?
YES OH MY GOD DUDE I’VE HAD SEVERAL PEOPLE SAY THIS AND IM CONSIDERING TRYING TO ANIMATE IT 😭❤️❤️❤️
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emo-wheatley · 20 days ago
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How did you come up with your ship name? I’m trying to name mine but pokemon ship names are all so convoluted it’s kind of hilarious
I thought of some traits that me and Guzma share! Being self destructive behavior but shhh… You could do things that you two both enjoy or just think of something random, considering that’s how a lot of Pokemon ship names are. And of course, can’t forget the “shipping” at the end of the name. I came up with destructionduoshipping because when I first started self shipping with Guzma I wasn’t really in a good mental state compared to where I am now. Wishing you luck on your journey to figure one out, anon!
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