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@whywyattclarington: @aubreyruth I have no idea what's going on but I'm nodding my head in sympathy from the other side of my computer.

@aubreyruth: @whywyattclarington Oh, right. You've been gone. I was mugged or whatever and got stabbed. I can't do anything for a couple weeks.

@emerygrace: @aubreyruth EXCUSE ME?!

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@whywyattclarington: @emerygrace You must not be that amazing in bed then, Gilbert. That's kind of disappointing.

@emerygrace: @whywyattclarington Sorry not sorry, sweetheart, but it's the opposite. The more I work, the more he gets sex.

@emerygrace: @whywyattclarington You wish that were true so you'd have an excuse to not want me anymore. Good luck with that. ;)

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@harleycc: @emerygrace oh wow

@emerygrace: @harleycc Yeees?

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@schmatticus: @emerygrace I'll keep a mental note of that. Any other details you'd care to share?

@emerygrace: @schmatticus It's a good thing to be aware of, obviously. ;) Lol. Anything you want to know.

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@schmatticus: @emerygrace Oh, are you not into that? I don't kink shame. #jokes

@emerygrace: @schmatticus I'm all for being whipped, but not on the shins. ;)

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@loupucks: @emerygrace get a new boss.

@emerygrace: @loupucks But I like my boss. And my other one is Baba Yaga, lol.

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@schmatticus: @emerygrace You need a new boss to sleep with, in that case.

@emerygrace: @schmatticus But my other boss is an old Russian lady who likes to "accidentally" hit people in the shins with her cane.

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Text Message || Caleb

Caleb: Hey, promises are good.

Caleb: Yeah, Avery.

Emery: Very true. But making promises you can't keep isn't. :P

Emery: When did this happen?

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Text Message || Caleb

Caleb: Don't die.

Caleb: I'm good, actually. How are you?

Emery: No promises, lol.

Emery: I'm tired as hell and missing out on huge things apparently, lol. When did this happen? Avery, right?

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Text Message || Caleb

Caleb: ...I'm no longer a virgin?

Emery: I just choked on my bagel. XD

Emery: I don't know whether to say congrats or ask if you're okay, so I'm going to do both.

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@calebstjames: @emerygrace long time no see. i have some news to share w/ you.

@emerygrace: @calebstjames I know, I'm sorry! I miss your face. What kind of news do you have? Is it good? I like good news!

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@emerygrace: You'd think sleeping with your boss would give you some kind of pull with scheduling, but nooo. xP #tired

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Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

Yea--no. Do you want “when” as in like, age or a detailed account of where we were and what we did? How about I just go with, I was sixteen, it was with my ex and it wasn’t as fun as I thought it was going to be, but each time after was?

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