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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶

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i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

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The holy trinity 🙏🙏🙏

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Hades 2 I need you

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Reactions to Astarion’s siblings attacking the camp

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Everyone: Thank goodness we’re okay and that’s over with

Gale: This should’ve been sex :(

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eldritch blast 👉👉

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Wyll is the love of my life and I just think we should talk about him more 🥺❤️

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One with the weave ✧₊⁺

me when Gale: :)

Commissions: Open

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fem!Harry💅💅

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intrusive thoughts

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keep gnawing, rotten gums

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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Looking at other people's commission prices: Holy shit. That price is WAAAY too low for what they're offering? Do they know?

Pricing my own commissions: if I ask for five dollars they will send someone to my house to kill me

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mother is mothering

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people talking about how hard it is to not watch disney/marvel movies in 2024 live in different worlds than me. it's like if your favorite food ever was banquet microwave pot pies

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Listen, Halsin has so much shit going on, I think even he needs some emotional support from time to time 🥲