elysian-muse222
elysian-muse222
Kenny Elysian
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Hello there I’m the dangerous finger gunning Pansexual the Internet told you about and welcome to my tumblr page.Here is my Etsy storehttps://etsy.me/375GNHt
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elysian-muse222 · 8 hours ago
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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me
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elysian-muse222 · 8 hours ago
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“my teenage child is so selfish” is an interesting thing I only see online moms say about their daughters. I’ve never seen one say it about their son. I think it’s because daughters enter the teenage years and begin developing critical thinking skills and independence and it enrages these parents who were using their kids as their own little therapists and unpaid domestic laborers.
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elysian-muse222 · 8 hours ago
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elysian-muse222 · 3 days ago
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every major structural social problem right now is basically "we don't have enough skilled workers on the ground" and the reason is always "well we've been intentionally underpaying and understaffng them for decades to increase corporate profits" and somehow the news always just mentions the "shortage" without digging into the cause
air travel is a mess? shortage of air traffic controllers - for some mysterious reason
logistics a mess? shortage of truck drivers - for some mysterious reason
public transit can't meet demand? shortage of bus drivers - for some mysterious reason
We even mysteriously have shortages of doctors, nurses, teachers... FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON
FUCKING PAY PEOPLE AND HIRE ENOUGH STAFF
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elysian-muse222 · 4 days ago
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RICKY MONTGOMERY IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
RICKY MONTGOMERY IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
RICKY MONTGOMERY IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
RICKY MONTGOMERY IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
RICKY MONTGOMERY IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
RICKY MONTGOMERY IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
RICKY MONTGOMERY IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
RICKY MONTGOMERY IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
RICKY MONTGOMERY IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
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elysian-muse222 · 5 days ago
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My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:
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elysian-muse222 · 9 days ago
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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elysian-muse222 · 9 days ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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elysian-muse222 · 9 days ago
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Commission Post
(OC , OC x Canon , Selfship)
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Important: Please DNI if you‘re proship / I don‘t draw ships with characters under 18
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Hai! The name‘s Kibby and I‘m an artist with AUDHD who loves to draw OC‘s, OC x Canon and Self/Yumeship!
Here are some art examples:
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You can commission me here
(I work and communicate over VGEN)
Edit: If all my slots are full, don’t worry! I work pretty fast so feel free to join the waitlist! 🤍
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Reblogs are also greatly appreciated! 🤍
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elysian-muse222 · 9 days ago
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elysian-muse222 · 11 days ago
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This is so real
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elysian-muse222 · 12 days ago
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Hello everyone, if you can please share and donate to the Shehab family’s campaign to support them through displacement and famine. Sahar, her family of eight (five of whom are children), and extended family (three are children) need funds to survive as food, water, formula and baby products become more and more scarce and expensive. All donations will go towards evacuation funds, and to help them recover afterwards and build towards a brighter future once more. Please keep this family in your hearts and minds, and show them your kindness through sharing and donating, thank you. @danashehab is one of the accounts for the family who contacted and asked me to make this post for them.
Tags below the cut, let me know if you’d rather be removed.
@fricklefracklefloof @pocketsizedquasar-3 @a-shade-of-blue @autisticmudkip @punkitt-is-here @heritageposts @sayruq
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elysian-muse222 · 14 days ago
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Friendly reminder you can be Pagan/Christian and be trans
It’s feels hard to be a witch when many associate witchcraft with women hood
You’re not less of a witch for being a man
Your gods love you, you’re not a traitor or a bad person for being a man
You don’t have to fit into the aesthetic of dark femme if you work with or worship Lilith, the morrogon , hel, Hecate or anyone
Athena won’t view you as stupid and Aphrodite won’t view you as ugly
Artemis still loves you you’re not disappointing her
I love manly witches!
if you work with god in a pagan or Christian way is great! Your not a traitor for believing in god or Jesus
God made lots of cool things so why wouldn’t you be a man?
Mary still loves you
Your transition, whatever that may be isn’t a disservice to Gods creation (he’s not mad)
You don’t have to be a Christian in spite of being trans you don’t have to be trans in spite of being Christian Jesus was both man and god and Mary was both virgin and mother
If other queer people treat you badly for believing in god that’s for them to deal with not you
Being a man isn’t a bad thing
God already knows you’re trans so why hide from him?
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elysian-muse222 · 16 days ago
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i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it
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elysian-muse222 · 17 days ago
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elysian-muse222 · 17 days ago
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angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"
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elysian-muse222 · 18 days ago
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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.
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