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He's so gorgeous I could die 💀

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iwan post got more attention than i thought.... i love this app

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My only real complaint about the longlegs movie is it needed more longlegs. I want to know that fuckers backstory. I want more car singing/screaming sessions. I want to see him cry. I want to see that bitch breakdown. I want a pearl style prequel about how he came to be that way. More camp. More sleaze. More longlegs please.

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i watched longlegs and was immediately captivated by her autistic demeanor

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longlegs but the movie ends quicker

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i like the dare as much as the next guy (very much) and i think that i want him

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did he not say he. peter stop hiding

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🥵Do you need a BLOOD PA(tri)CK ?🍷

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aegon poobaby ii

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am i allowed to say count fagula on tumblr

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hiii im lisa or penny i use he/she + neos and i really like fob, hotd/got, films, vampires, horror games, iwan rheon, and cats

i post about whatever i want dms always open

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what the fuck is he doing

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BREATHE THEIR CONTROL

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Every time a man calls himself silly online I go outside and fire a gun toward the Planet Fitness across the road

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i started writing a fic about the hitachi magic wand scene from lisa frankenstein but i havent finished it i need to so bad....... need to write about the post-coitus chocolate milk