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me: *gets anxious over nothing*

me: wait this is stupid everything is fine

me: wait

me: but what if its not

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all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

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HEY

Like this if you like: 

Really opinionated Democrats.

Hillary Clinton, actually. Bitch is Bae. (Yeah I said Bae and if you don't like that kiss my ass).

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

Hot men.

Hot women.

Hot lava. 

Fandoms such as: Supernatural, Teen Wolf, TVD, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Avengers/Marvel. Others that I can't think of.

TV Shows such as: The Mindy Project, New Girl, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Office, Others that I also can't think of.

Long lists.

Butts.

And a really nice person who finally remembered the password to her blog after months. 

And I'll probably give you a follow :) 

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People look at you and say ‘you changed’, as if you worked that hard to stay the same.

Jay Z (via kingofwesteros)

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Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember.

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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

me: okay

me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

me: no

partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

me: no

partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

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fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

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May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

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Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.