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honestly i do feel like if someone hangs out w da person i hate they both hate me together sooo i try to get distant w em as soon as possible
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i gift dis to ya @lazilycutesy
🍊 : konnichiwa more like konnichiwhat the fuck did you just say
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Waiter: And what would you like today?
Masamune: A Milkshake with two straws.
King: “blushes”
Masamune: LOOK HOW FAST I CAN DRINK THIS.
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Madoka: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Hikaru: Hey what’s up?
Yu: Who this be?
Gingka: No, he’s gone this is his son.
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no art reqs today cause am lazy, so have this instead.
couple days ago was pretty rough.
if i can't take care of myself, my headmate, bonnie, does.
gross, greasy and essentially boymoding cause i'm lazy, and i wonder why i'm dissociating.
#mood#i jus wanna have fun n uhh idk#then i feel angry or nervous af#then others calm me down (except someone they annoy me)
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I hate this stupid picture SO MUCH
I see it posted EVERYWHERE online and it’s always full of comments praising it and it just fills me with rage. Everything about this image is a terrible idea. Fuck this thing.
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stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults
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so heres the thing (my body splits open to reveal a horrific sight of blood and viscera and i fucking kill you)
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when someone miserably tries to play the hero n they are called a villain in return LMAO
You, and the people surround yourself with are a virulent nest of self righteous scum. At every fucking turn you are confronted with obvious obscenities within the fabric of your being, that require only the briefest moments of self reflection to realize. I sincerely hope you realize these grievous wrongs you have wrought, and take steps to fix the them. But you will not, you stupid fucking imbecile
You deserve no apologies. You sit now in the aftermath of your own disgusting actions. The last of the company that surrounds you are deviants and the guilt ridden, and soon they too will realize your gross and leechlike nature, and abandon you in your sopping puddles of self pity. Rot, you disgusting little urchin.
Disney villain ass monologue
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HATE when a character seems intentionally designed for me to be obsessed with and it succeeds
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How Giulio Says Hello
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Chip bags that shrank in the microwave.
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"im going to kiss you on the mouth" cat the movie star
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