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Milk & Honey | Lando Norris Instagram au

Lando Norris x fem! reader

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which Lando's girlfriend happens to be a baker (own a bakery too) and love snoopy?

author's note: Hiiii everyone. This is me trying my hand at smaus, and honestly? I had so much fun writing this sjshjs. Hopefully I'll be doing more of it in the future. Let me know what you all will like to see next, my requests are open. Thank you so much for reading<3

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Location📍: M&H (milk and honey)

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finishing the year off with a second zine posting 🫡 🥳🎉

this was the second of the two pieces i did for the @ygocookbookzine ! 🍗 i personally made karaage to try to figure out how it tasted, since i never had it before and sometimes when you really wanna get into an art you gotta try the other mediums first 🙂‍↔️

ended up burning myself with oil but hey! it turned out way tasty so 😎🔥

again, i really enjoyed working on this zine. it was very fun for me to do and everyone was so awesome possum at their parts ☺️💞💞 super proud of what we did! >:O!!

have a happy new year’s eve!!! 🎉🎉 here’s to a cool new year everyone!

behind the scenes, wip stuff, and bonus book content under the cut 🙂‍↕️

compared to the last one, working on this one H A D M E. i could not get an idea to stick for the longest time. but i finally managed to so 😼

i REALLY really wanted to have gilag and astral closely clash ok :-( i couldn’t make it a reality but i got the other idea working and that makes me so happy ☺️

this is where i finally nailed the idea i wanted. the relief was overwhelming

i put a lot of thought into how i wanted things to look. couldn’t fit it all in there but gang, i tried. i really did

and the bonus book doodle!! this was for the tomato soup 🥫 bc i love tomato soup and yuma hates it

the tomato soup in question 😋

and two other bonus doodles i didn’t have time to finish. the one with grandma haru is related to the tomato soup above, while the one with akari is related to the last zine post’s akari and yuma doodle. i couldn’t finish either in time but i found it sweet :’))

this was so fun ☺️💞💞 have a happy new year everyone! 🥳🎉🎉

[jubburb]

》 "-ARE YOU COLD, MY DEAR?"

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ask: none.

sypnosis: waking up with your husband one morning and going on a walk in the snow.

a/n: ive been procrastinating this foreva, ik its short but I just want this out of the drafts so I can start writing more fics😼

warnings: female reader in mind when writing, but I'm not sure if I put any fem pronouns, just cute fluffy fluffness 😺

notes: ooc zhongli? definitely? maybe? idk.. u tell me

When fall hits Liyue, it can get pretty chilly pretty fast. The degrees quickly drop to fifty degrees and lower, previously being in around the eighties or nineties.

It's quite a sudden change. But a pleasant one, especially for tourists who come around during the seasons.

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One quiet morning, you and your husband, Zhongli, are lazing about in your shared king bed. Zhongli was reading a book, idly playing with your hair with one hand, while you were still trying to wake up, laying your head on his broad chest.

"Mm.." You groan sleepily, reaching a hand up to rub your eye.

"Are you finally awake, my dear?" Zhongli chuckles, halting his hand that was intertwined with the tresses of your hair.

You simply nod, yawning, and sit up against his chest, feeling his hand snake around your waist to hold you closer.

"Do you have work today?" You ask, blinking a couple of times to actually fully wake up, staring up at him and he nods with a hum.

"I am, in fact, off today. What do you suppose we do?" He asks, placing the book down to give you his full attention.

"Sleep in?" You request with a chuckle, and Zhongli jokingly sighs, shaking his head no.

"Something productive, please, my dear." He says, playing with a strand of your hair once more.

"Sleeping is productive, Li." You retort, rolling your eyes, tempted to fall back into a deep slumber just to spite your husband.

There's silence for a moment as Zhongli thinks.

"-Oh, I know, what about a walk around the harbor? I'm sure nobody is awake during these early hours, so it'll be calm, quiet, and peaceful. Just the two of us." Zhongli smiles, cupping your cheek, his slightly calloused palm brushing against your soft skin.

"..Thats.." You start, ".. Not that bad of an idea."

"Knew it."

You only roll your eyes at his response, "Well, I guess we better get our lazy asses out of bed before it's too late and people start getting to work."

"You're the only lazy ass here." Zhongli chuckles with a whisper under his breath, getting out of bed before you could do anything about what he said.

"Oh you mother-"

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As you two walk around the harbor, you did not expect it to start snowing..

The pretty white snowflakes started to dance across the sky before ultimately finding use on the ground, creating a soft blanket of snow covering the docks and pathways.

Aaaaand.. you forgot your mittens.. your hands were freezing, but if you told Zhongli, he would give you that: "i tOld yOu sO" bullshit.

Before you guys even left the house, Zhongli insisted you bring mittens, because, to quote him, "You don't even know how cold it is in the morning, love."

And of course, you just had to defy him, insisting that you'll be fine without mittens.

You really regret it now..

Even though you were clad in a comfy coat, your hands that were freezing seemed to freeze your entire body, and you were quivering every step you and your husband took as you walked around.

Zhongli looked through the shop windows, not really seeming to notice at first, but then he eventually heard your teeth starting to chatter together, and glanced back at you.

"..Are you cold, my dear?" Zhongli asks, staring at you with a concerned look.

"I-m f-ine.." You respond, your teeth clamming together continuously.

He glances down at your hands that were trembling the most, reaching his mitten covered hands hold them, and you immediately feel a sense of relief.

Zhongli smiles softly, chuckling a bit, and leaned forward to kiss your forehead, "I told you to wear the mittens."

"I kn-ow.." You chatter, before moving closer to cuddle into his chest, the two of you still holding hands, standing there for a while in the wintery streets.

Zhongli hums softly, his nose nuzzled into your hair as he smells your shampoo and conditioner, snow falling over his long brown hair and back.

You could fall asleep right there in the arms of your husband, but you'd rather get home before you get all lovey dovey, so you pull away, looking up at his handsome amber eyes.

"Let's head back, Li.." You say, and Zhongli nods, continuing to hold your hand.

He even not-so discreetly maneuvered it into the large pocket of his coat, so your hand could be even warmer as you two walked.

You smile softly, and lean your head on your husband's shoulder.

The two of you only left footsteps in your wake as you find comfort in eachother.

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Warren Lipka - part 2

Part 1 here💗

AN: kinda gotta leave y’all on a slight cliffhanger, my lovely pookies. 😼🫶

TW: yelling, slight abuse? Violence, M receiving and F receving, and just some smut ig.

Wc: 2.7k

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It's been about a week now, you and Warren have been getting closer together. Such as in gaming together, smoking and having deep conversations together and low-key flirting with each other. Today was the day Spencer comes back from his trip and Spencer seems more excited than usual. The keys jingle on the lock from outside, unlocking the door for Spencer to come in. Warren is in his usual spot and is playing video games, and you were in the bedroom studying on your next assignment. Spencer dropped his things by the door, shedding off his shoes and coat. "Hey, Warren." Spencer said in such an emphatic tone. Warren raised a brow, not looking away from the flashing screen. "Hey? How was your trip nerd?" He said to Spencer, not taking an eye off his game. "It was good, I'm finally gonna do it man." He said as he smiled to himself. "Uh huh." Warren said mindlessly, not paying attention.

Spencer walked over to your door. He stood there, heart racing, his breath in a hitch and his hand in a fist against the faded wooden door. He took a deep breath in and knocked. "Come in." You projected from the other side. He took a deep breath and opened the door. He saw you sitting with one knee propped up towards the ceiling and you sitting with your left leg underneath the right propped leg. You look up at Spencer with a soft smile and tilted your head. "How was your trip dude?" He smiled from your warm welcome and sat on the bed next to you. His hands were in between his knees, squeezing them together. "It was great! Met new people and old family." He looked up at you with glistening eyes. "I saw that asshole cousin of mine, Gabe." You gasp and chuckle. "Ew! Really?! What a weirdo!" You said shaking your head. Spencer admired how your smile created soft creases in your cheeks and how whenever you laugh, you tuck that one side of hair behind your ear. "Y-y/n?" He said skittishly, playing with his fingers. "Yes, Spencer?" You said in a sweet tone. "I-.." he clears his throat. "D-did you want to go get some coffee with me tomorrow?" You tilt you head, slightly puzzled. "Spencer, we always get coffee together. What's different about it this time?" He rubs the back of his neck looking down. "Well..I-I was thinking maybe we could go out on a-.. on a date?" He cringed with his last words. Your eyes widened and you felt your gut drop. you felt frozen. You never saw him romantically and it was such bad timing, especially since you've slept with his best friend. You looked over and he turns his head facing you, looking for a response. You bit the inside of your cheek, trying to figure out what to say. "Please?.." Spencer pleaded. You felt pressured and nodded in fear of hurting him. He smiles big and stands up clasping his hands together. "It's a date!" He smiled and left the room, closing the door behind him. You stare at the door, utterly stunned at what happened and you get this overwhelming feeling of dread hit. You loved Spencer, but not like that. You saw him as your grooms-maid, not your groom. You gather your books and plop them onto the cold wooden floors. You cover yourself in your sheets, hiding from this confusing world.

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You got up and got ready for the day. You wore a soft silk black skirt, a fancy patterned tights that kind of like fishnets, a torn tight fitting Led Zeppelin shirt and some beat up black boots. You put on your accessories, and then grabbed your bag. Spencer stands by the front door, opening it for you. You look over seeing Warren still sleeping. You felt your heart ache, as if you were cheating on him, even though you aren't even dating. You look back up at Spencer and he had a huge grin plastered across his face.

You guys arrived at the Cafe place, Spencer opened the car door for you, reaching his hand out for you to grab. You sheepishly extended your hand and he guided you out the vehicle, shutting the door and walking you to the cafe door. As you and Spencer walked it you were hit with the warm smell of freshly grounded coffee and the sweet smell of glazed treats that sit pretty in the glass windows by the front counter. You've always loved cafes and especially with your dad growing up. The thought made you feel some slight sense of comfort, but the thought of being here for romantic reasons with your best friend made you feel so uneasy.

"Y-you look beautiful today, Y/n." Spencer choked out nervously. You reddened at the comment and gave a shed a small meek smile. "T-thanks, Spencer." He walks to counter with your hand still in tangled with his, and he spoke to the barista. "H-hi! Can I get a large hot coffee with 4 creams and no sugar." He turned to you with a soft smile, then to look back at the barista. "And she'll have a large iced vanilla coffee with whip cream on top and caramel drizzle." You smiled sincerely as he always remembered your favorite coffee.

You and Spencer find a seat outside, he pulled the chair out for you and himself. The sun shined bright, making all your features shine just as bright as the sun. You saw Spencer's face turn to a bright pink, feeling rather flushed from your beautiful features.

You and Spencer talked for what seemed like hours, he scooted closer you. You had your hands clasped together on the fake wooded cafe table. Spencer dug your hand out from in between and held it, intercrossing his fingers between yours. You looked at him with your nervous eyes. He continued to speak as if nothing came of it.

Next thing you know, he cupped your face with both hands and pulled you into a sharp kiss. Your eyes widened and you Immediately pushed away gasping. Spencer jumps back being startled. You wiped your lips and shook your head. "I-im sorry Spencer. I just.. I panicked. I'm sorry..." you looked at him. He rubs the back of his neck, extremely embarrassed. "M-maybe we should get back to the apartment." You nodded eagerly and stood up gripping to your purse close to your body.

The ride back was very quiet and the tension was tight. Once we arrived at the apartment, he unlocked the door. "Y-Y/n.. you can head in. I have to-.. I mean.. I'm gonna stop by the university to uh..study...if that's okay with you.." you nodded while holding the handle to the door eagerly waiting to leave. "Y-yeah of course! Uhm...yeah..just let me know if you need anything." You said giving a pressured smile. You fled out the car, trying to scurry in from the sharp cold that ate though your skirt. Spencer promptly drove off and you unlocked the front door.

As you walked in you noticed Warren eating some sort of concoction of a panini sandwich with Mac and cheese inside of it. You took notice of the box it was sitting in.. 'is that from the cafe Spencer and I went to?' You thought to yourself. "Hey, Warren." He didn't even look up at you, taking a bite out of whatever the hell he was eating. "Warren?" You said while putting your purse on the counter. "Hello?" You said but more stern. "Warren.." you said walking to him. You tapped his shoulder and he smacked your hand away. "What the fuck,Warren?!" You said stepping back. "What's your fucking problem?" He plopped his food on the small end table in front of him, standing up abruptly facing you with an irate expression. You step back looking up at him, feeling anxious but mad. "What's YOUR problem." He said while poking you chest harshly. You push him away hard. "Why are you being a fucking dick?! I did nothing wrong!" He steps forward, poking you again but harder. The kind of poke that'll leave a bruise. "Maybe if you weren't such a fucking whore I wouldn't have a problem!" Your brows furrowed and you push him harder. "Why would you call me that?!" "Because you're just kissing anyone and everyone." You shook your head. "What are you talking about?!" "I saw you and Spencer kissing and holding hands like as if you were about to have sex on the fucking table!" Your eyes widened and you step back shaking your head. "I didn't want that! I don't even like him like that! And for your information HE kissed ME! Why is it even a problem anyways? Am I not allowed to go out with a man? We're not even dating!" You pushed him one last time, that being the last straw that broke the camels back. Warren wrapped his hand around your neck, slamming you against the wall with his other hand behind your head to prevent your head from harshly hitting the wall. You look into each other's eyes, yours welling up into tears, feeling scared but also feeling a slight sensation of euphoria. His body was pressed against yours. A single tear falls down your cheek. Warren lets go of your neck and cups your delicate face and looks at both of your beautiful glistening eyes. His eyes well up too, becoming red in the face he pulls you to a tight hug hiding his face in the small curvature of your neck. "I-Im so sorry Y/n. I would never hurt you. I don't know what got into me."

You cradled his head closer and leaned your head on top of his, planting a soft kiss on top. He gently dropped his hands to the side of your waist to pull you closer. You felt a slight tingle in your lower belly, as you felt his member against your lower stomach. Your breathing hitched because you felt him grow against you. He lifted his head up, looking at you with a slight of swollen red eyes. It wasn't the high kind of red eyes, it was the pain in your heart swollen eyes. You felt that pain, the way he looked at you with puppy eyes, his soft but strained breathing, the way his hair fell in front of his face. You tucked a small bunch of his hair and tucked it behind his ear, rubbing his stubbled cheek you leaned into a gentle kiss.

You and Warren locked lips. You palm your hand against his hard cock, gently massaging it. He lets off breathy silent moans in between kisses. You pull away looking into his dark eager eyes and you slowly slide down the wall to get to your knees. Warren looked at you with confusion but immediately it clicked. As you got onto you knelt down below him, you grabbed his gray sweatpants by the elastic band, pulling it down, as his cock sprung up free from being contained in such gray cotton. You wrapped your gentle, soft hand around his firm base. You slowly pump him up and down, leaning forward to press soft kisses on his tender, pink head. Warren grabbed your hair, pulling it to a messy pony and wrapped his hand around the bunch. You began to kitten lick his sensitive tip. He let out a deep groan, looking down at you, you looked up at him, you fluttered your long lashes with big doe eyes. He was flushed by the way you looked up at him. You decided to take him into your mouth, It was warm and soft.

"F-fuck.." He said closing his eyes in pleasure. "You're doing such a great job.." the small praise made you even more wet. You took him all the way down to the base until your nose was nuzzled into the small tuff of hair. It had a slight scent of fresh laundry, most likely from his sweat pants. He looked back down, impressed with how much you took of him in your cute petit mouth. "That's my good girl.." he said in a velvety tone with a slight smirk. You bobbed your head back and forth with more passion. You pulled off with a pop and used your right hand to jerk him fast. "Aren't you my little princess, doing such a good job." the way he praised you made you squeeze your thighs together, to contain the pulses in your wet bundle. You take him back into your mouth and sucked him off. He used his free hand to caress your hollowed out cheeks. He bucked his hip in and out your mouth, using your hair to face fuck you. You had drool and precum seeping through your lips, onto your chin. "Fuck I'm going to cum baby.." you pulled off, pumping him fast and you opened your mouth, resting his tip on your tongue, while looking up at him. Warren cums all in your mouth, as all the salty cum and saliva roll off your tongue and onto your chin, neck and shirt. Warren let out a mouthful of profanities as his high was slowly fading.

Warren looked down at you with a weak smile and helped you up from your knees. "Wow, my girl made such a mess. I bet she also made such a mess somewhere else." He slid his way into your sheer panties and dipped his fingers in between your folds and collected your slick, lifting it up to his lip and sucking it off. "Mmm..you're so wet.." he smirked. He lifted you and laid you down on the counter top, spreading your legs open. He leaned forward wiping your face and chin with whatever rag was near by. Warren had moved your pantie bottom to the side of your lips and he bent forward licking a strip up your soaked cunt. You let out a mewl and arched your back. "Mmmm.." you let out loud. Warren chuckled and went back down to flick your clit with his tongue. He sucked his right middle finger and pointer finger, sliding them into your entrance, curving them up against your plump walls. You let out some whimpers and grabbed the back of Warrens hair. You grind against his tongue and he finger fucks you. "F-fuck, Warren...mmmm."

"What the fuck?!"

You sprung up looking at the front door. There standing, Spencer with flowers and a bag of groceries, that seemed to be all my favorite comfort foods. Your eyes were wide and mouth agape. "Spencer!..I-I  can explain!" You shouted while putting your skirt down. Spencer threw everything onto the floor and walked up to Warren. Warren stood up and faced him as he was hit in the face with Spencer's fist. "Agh!" Spencer shouted as he flicked his hand in pain from the blow of his fist against his best friend's face. "F-Fuck you, Warren! You k-knew I loved her!" He weeped, as his face was tomato red and wet full of tears. "A-and fuck you too Y/n! You're not my friend anymore! I hate you! And you know what? Warren I want you out of this fucking apartment tonight!" He turned around, stepping on the flowers and stormed out the door.

You immediately hopped off the counter and went to Warrens aid. "Warren..I'm so sorry.. oh my god.." you held his bloody face as he winced at your action, causing him pain. "I'm okay, Y/n, I'm fine.."

"No, Warren you're not. Your nose is bleeding." You went into the kitchen to collect some paper towels and you came back, placing it to his face. He took it from you and walked to the living room, aka his living area, and grabbed his duffel bag, packing things up.

"W-Warren you're not actually leaving..right?.." you said with a half broken heart. He continued to pack in silence. "Please, Warren don't leave..I don't want you to leave.." he paused but then went back to packing. "W-well..I also signed the lease..so it's also my apartment too..he can't just kick you out! I have say so too!" You shouted in frustration. All though, Warren continued to pack.

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Moony are you alright?

(Modern wolfstar.)

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It was quiet in the dorms, everyone at classes all but the one and only Remus Lupin. Remus was sitting in his dorm that was shared with James Sirius and Peter, Remus had gone to class but ultimately got sent back to his dorm for being sick.

To be honest his bones hurt. He had a migraine, had a fever, was sweating and pale. He was also very flushed and had horrible nausea.

Thank god Sirius didn't know Sirius always got worried about him and went just a bit mother hen but he was very teasing and very gentle when Remus was sick.

He treated Remus like he was a porcelain doll as if he would break. He treated Remus like a really fragile book as well. That made Remus want to sob. He wanted his boyfriend but didn't want him at the same time.

But it didn't last long as Sirius walked in the dorm with James, Remus sitting there sniffling. Sirius saw his boyfriend and sighed and walked towards him kissing him on the forehead. He waved off James to go play with Peter or something in the common room or outside wherever.

“You're sick? And don't lie to me you're pale and sweaty and you're sitting here all tired.”

Remus, who felt horrible, leaned into Sirius who was now holding his hand to Remus forehead Remus nodded at Sirius's question.

“Well babe tell me what's going on..” Remus sniffled

“my head hurts my stomach hurts i'm nauseous my bones hurt and im tired…”

Remus said to him half asleep and Sirius sighed and told him to lay down and wait while he got a cool rag for his forehead Remus on the other hand protested against that saying he was too cold and Sirius’s heart shattered at his boyfriend's whimpering speech.

He gently tugged at Sirius' sweater. Sirius sat on the bed rubbing the taller boys back gently softly sighing in the process. He looked at Sirius upsetly burying his face in Sirius' side trying to block out any unnecessary light so that he could sleep but the stupid ache in his head wouldn't go away. And Being an emotionally constipated little shit he didn't say anything but was clear on his face he was ill and didnt feel great at all.

Sirius moved to open one of the drawers in the room to grab an eye mask for his sick boyfriend and brought it back for him to put on his eyes to sleep comfortably. He curled into a ball and Sirius went to damp a rag with ice cold water so his boyfriend could be comfortable. In the bathroom he heard soft little whimpers for his name

“What's wrong darling are you okay?”

Sirius called out from the bathroom getting a soft whimper in response.

Remus called his name again softly

“padfoot…”

Sirius made his way out of the bathroom and sat on the bed putting the cool cloth of his forehead and asked softly

“what did you need love..?”

Remus was so exhausted and tired he didn't realize he had an eye mask on.

“can’t see.. think m’ blind…”

Sirius laughed softly and kissed Remus on the forehead gently.

“No no love.. You're wearing an eye mask to help your headache..”

Remus nodded gently, understanding somewhat since he was mostly out of it. He never got sick which was the worrying part when Remus got sick he got sick badly and it was never fun Remus was always completely down he couldn't move much sit up he never really had an appetite so Sirius usually had to feed him when he was sick.

It was so bad he never had energy and it took him forever to feel better even if he was on some type of medicine or potions. Sirius had gotten used to it though he was always extremely gentle and sweet to him, running him baths grabbing cold cloths for his head whenever he had a migraine.

For Remus though it felt like the whole world.. He had the best boyfriend in the world and gods he loved him. Remus sat up and looked at Sirius

“why are you looking at me like that..?”

Sirius gently spoke, holding Remus' hand.

“You're too good to me..”

Remus said, staring at him with soft eyes. Sirius laughed and rubbed his back helping him to lay down again.

“Are you serious Remus…i'm not too good to you you deserve everything, you do so much for everyone else so of course im gonna take care of you every once in a while when you're sick moons..”

Sirius said in a gentle soft voice. Remus sighed and was already almost asleep again.

He kissed Remus head and told him to get rest to which Remus was already out like a light. He went down to the common room to grab the poor thing some plain crackers but not the gross soup crackers. club crackers were way better in his opinion to soak up gross shit in your stomach and they just made you feel better and they tasted better.

He brought them back up to their dorm and set them on the side table before getting curled up in bed with him. Remus was a light sleeper so when he felt Sirius he immediately clung onto him and Sirius of course did not care he let him cling onto him while he texted James and Peter that Remus was sick so to be quiet when they came back up to the dorm.

Of course James and Peter didn't mind and they usually listened when one of them was sick. James was usually completely silent when Remus was sick because Remus often got extremely bad migraines. Sirius felt a wet spot on his sweater (which was really Remus's) . He looked to see Remus drooling on his sweater since he was mouth breathing due to his nose being stuffy. Sirius laughed softly and took a picture of him. He sent it to the group chat with a dark red heart emoji James replied with a short

“Is he okay??? LMAO!!”

making Sirius laugh softly and Peter replied with

“your poor sweater.”

making Sirius laugh again softly. He turned on a movie on his phone watching it until halfway through Remus woke up.

“Mmmh..”

Sirius felt horribly sympathetic and cooed as if he were a child in a joking matter to which Remus hated.

“Awh darling..”

Remus stared at him.

“I'm not a little kid so dont treat me like one.”

Remus said looking at Sirius with a more tired, upset face he never liked being treated like a little kid considering he was the one usually treating Sirius like a kid. Though Remus thought it was very thoughtful he absolutely hated it. Sirius of course didn’t listen to Remus and still babied him

“Remus?”

Sirius said to a half asleep Remus. Remus hummed in response to it.

“Hmm?”

Sirius gently pushed his hair back and smiled

“you look like such a dork right now with that towel over your eyes..”

Remus tried his best to hit him but failed miserably he spoke gently “you try having migraines..” he honestly felt horrible. Some part of him wanted to act like a child but it was too much work for the sick teenager at the moment. Sirius got laid down next to him since he felt bad and didn't want him to be too uncomfortable since often Remus wanted to be near someone while ill and most often than not Sirius agreed to be near him and Remus always loved it.

Remus was never one for getting too touchy and cuddly but when he was sick that's all he wanted. He acted like a cat sometimes. It's as if he wasnt a werewolf at all. So that was it. They sat like that all day long, Remus' head resting on Sirius' chest while Sirius played with his hair and watched movies. That was until he threw up on sirius by accident but he felt a lot better after and sirius knew that after he had said

“I hope that made you feel better.” with a disgusted face Remus smiled softly and exhaustively and said

“it did…”

so sirius and him went to shower and get cleaned up though the rest of their evening was lovely just music movies reading while resting in bed.

[k3m1y4]

“snowfall.”

bsd men x reader ! pt. 2

tw: casual baking activities that totally didn’t go wrong- nothing much, pure fluff for christmas yehey!!! author!reader on poe’s part.

pt. 1: dazai, chuuya pt 2: ranpo, poe. (3 and 4 cancelled.)

EDOGAWA, RANPO

“ranpo, where did the sugar g- HEY!” you chuck your head behind you, and your hand swiftly snatch the jar of sugar away from ranpo.

“come onn…” ranpo whines, his face forming into a sudden pout.

his eyes trail back to the jar and chuckles a bit by your amused, also shocked reaction.

“YOU ALMOST FINISHED THE JAR?!” your jaw drops in shock, you inspect the jar repeatedly making sure it was actually empty. there was only a small amount left in the glass.

“should I be impressed?” your eyes gaze up at the man in front of you. “indeed.” ranpo says politely, a hint of a diligent tone.

“we still need this for the cake.” you proclaim at him and he clears his throat awkwardly.

“i know!” ranpo exclaims as his fingers traces the shape of the jar. “well, at least there’s some left…” he says and slightly leans in, checking the left amount.

“oopsies.” he laughs nervously and fixes his composure.

“you’re buying another one.” you place the jar on the marbled table. “okay, fineee…” ranpo was slightly annoyed as he crosses his arms. tapping his foot in annoyance.

he went out of the apartment of yours, skipping happily as he goes out to follow your orders in return.

you sigh as you noticed he hasn’t closed the door and left it wide open. the cold air trapping in the room. groaning as you shut the door with a loud thud. (timeskip.)

“RANPO.”

“WOOPSIES…..”

“WHY DID YOU PUT BAKING SODA.”

“I’M SORRY! I MISTAKEN IT FOR SUGAR.”

“HOW CAN YOU MISTAKE SUGAR FROM BAKING SODA… IT’S LITERALL-“

“I’M SORRY!!”

EDGAR ALLAN, POE

“You shall perish thy thee-!” you cut him off by a yawn, stretching your arms out in the air.

“can you go faster? it’s getting boring.” you say as you open your left eye and right eye closed.

“i’m only getting started!” poe exclaims as he closes the unfinished book and lays it on the desk.

“you haven’t done half way of yours, name.” he says and he runs his hand through your silky hair.

“m’ too lazy…” you say tiredly as you open your arms gesturing him to give you a hug, accepting your offer he leans into your touch. wrapping his arms around you.

“people are anticipating, it’s christmas already…” he says as he buries his head in the crook of your neck. feeling the tingle of his hair on your skin.

“oh well…” you say as your hands travel up to the back of his neck, laying your fragrant warmth just there.

“i don’t really care about that now, and it’s the holidays anyways. authors deserve a break.” you chuckle lightly as he feels the vibration of your voice.

“i guess so…” he was desperate for your warmth and he just gives in for the sake of comfort, one, he yearns.

‘Merry Christmas.’

-

i’m already late for christmas 😼! sorry for the long wait. my ass couldn’t work whahahahahah. pls enjoy your burnt food. (edited for better reading experience.)

[tempural]

Changed fannish opinion. Mine? Appreciating the term "yaoi".

This 3am ramble will discuss "problematic" themes in art, sexism and racism/xenophobia. Crossposted from my mastodon/fediverse account.

I used to be one of those annoying "my glorious gay porn, their bad yaoi for GIRLS" people when I was an underage tf2channer. So I know exactly how those people think, and hope they grow out of it by the time they're 17.

It comes from:

Trying to impress your peers by rejecting nerdy weebery, like saying that western cartoons are better than anime (spoilers: its all cartoons).

Trying to present more masculine (regardless of transness or gender identity) by rejecting femininity as a safety mechanism. (We live in a Joker society)

Trying to make fun of other people's interests before they can make fun of your "cringe" interests. Spoilers, it's all gay cartoon porn and anyone who's not a internet addled nerd thinks its weird.

The funniest thing about the modern iteration of 'yaoi is bad gay porn', is that in Ye Olde Days, yaoi was the "bad gay porn" because it wasn't problematic enough to be cool! While now it's 'real m/m is good representation, yaoi is problematic"

The stereotype used to be that yaoi was too girly and full of flowery nonsense and melodramatic emotions and kissing. While the REAL GAY PORN FOR REAL GAY MEN full of snuff and age gap daddy kink and wolf rape. Gengoroh Tagame comics were popular "shock art" amongst the internet crowd back then ya see.

In [current year] it's more obviously xenophobic. Japanese terms like BL and yaoi are the "bad terms" used by "bad people". Meanwhile English language queer shows and books are localized as BL in Japan lololol.

It's never too late to embrace that everything and nothing is dank yaoi! I embrace the word "yaoi" now rather than any other label, because:

I like that it makes ignorant people mad.

It is nostalgic and reminds me of my youth reading final fantasy doujin scanlations.

I like the history of the term being applied to "comics with no point or plot" (from the perspective of professional editors) speaks to me. Lowbrow comics about dudes kissin'. I don't care if you can't find a deep message or world building. I have fun thinkin it up and making it.

I like this history of the term being used for "self-indulgent doujinshi" from the 70's-80's. Doesn't necessarily only apply to pornographic comics. And I like those decades in art 😼

I like to be oppositionally defiant and challenge people who have preconceived notions that all Asian artists draw in a certain art style, by using an Asian term. I know my art doesn't scream ORIENTAL to most people lmao, I got old teachers that told me that I should draw more "ethnically" to appeal to illustration/animation standards for non white artists. But the truth is I am very inspired by azn comics like Old Master Q and Dragon Ball and all those doujinshi I read as a kid, even if other people can't see it. #snowflakeChallenge2025

[corallapis]

hello!! sorry, i just finished watching new who and i am DYING for more thoschei content. i know classic who has more obviously but i heard there are like also books and audio dramas and comics and infinite other stuff (?) and i was wondering if you could recommend like a list of things to stream in order to get to know more of these two idiots (affectionate) as i am a bit lost in between all the content. or if you could point out a source where i can look that up for myself, it would be great as well! thank you so much in advance <3 and sorry if this seems silly i am v new to the fandom rip

hey anon!! no need to apologize, i'm honored this ask ended up in my inbox! :) and it's not silly at all, there's a LOT of stuff out there. which is wonderful! but can def be a bit bewildering, too.

i'd definitely recommend classic who as a place to start! don't feel like you need to go in headfirst w/ s1e1 tho. just jump in wherever interests you! if you'd like a slightly more curated d/m list:

terror of the autons/the mind of evil/the claws of axos: okay, so it was almost impossible for me not to just rec “all the three & delgado eps,” so have the first three & feel free to continue on if you find yourself loving them (you will)

the keeper of traken/logopolis/castrovalva: a proper lil trilogy of stories that gives us four -> five & beevers -> ainley

survival: the final dw ep! seven & ainley 😼

for some not-really-classic but still on-screen essentials:

the tv movie: aka “the enemy within.” eight & roberts 🐍

scream of the shalka: an animated webcast that at one point rly was the canonical ninth doctor. shalka!doctor (r. e. grant) & shalka!master (jacobi. yes, again. or previously, rather.)

the curse of fatal death: a comic relief sketch written by moffat which features a het version of d/m getting together romantically (now why does that sound familiar?)

for audios, here's a couple that are both standalone & very d/m-focused:

master: seven & beevers. a great audio ft. an origin story that is probably one of the most talked abt things on tumblr, so def check this one out!!

the last line: ten & jacobi. when you're on trial, who do you call for help? your best enemy, of course

blood of the time lords: four & dreyfus. a must-include for me personally bc it has one of my fave d/m concepts ever :)

for books, once you're in the deep end all the novelizations of the classic d/m eps can have great tidbits. some original story recs:

the dark path: two & “koschei.” another origin story that gave us that name for a pre-master master, written by our d/m comrade-in-arms david mcintee

harvest of time: three & delgado working together & confronting the past w/ a lovely dose of master angst

the infinity doctors: infinity & the magistrate <3. don't let these names or its timeline placement intimidate you, just go into it with the idea that this is an au (ish) where the doctor & the master both returned to gallifrey & you'll enjoy yourself!

and finally some comics:

flashback: another origin story which i've uploaded here :)

the eleventh doctor year two: the eleventh doctor confronts the time war ft. my fave lil guy the war child master!

doctor who: missy: aka “the master plan.” missy breaks delgado out of stormcage while pretending to be a version of the doctor he hasn't met yet

hopefully these will get you started! for even more, the main resource i use when looking for d/m stuff is the theory timelines for the master & the master's incarnations on the wiki! i just poke around & click links until i find something that sounds interesting! enjoy!!! :)

[tunder]

GET TO KNOW ME tagged by dear @bigfreezzze 😼

= last song

= favorite color

Black and blue

= currently watching

House M. D. (Season 5?)

= last movie

I don’t remember.. :/ probably rewatched pride and prejudice (2005)

= current obsession

The card game of all time - Balatro

= relationship status

Single

= last thing i googled

David Byrne how music works books

= sweet | spicy | savory

Hm can’t choose

Im tagging @quatari @expired-blueberries

[unfortunately-not-elizabethafton]

🍦

:3

:)

:]

>:3

Ok so, welcome to hell, where you hear me ramble

A H E M

Let's start with the "basics" (her story gets muuuch complicated methinks)

Child. With neglect of her father, siblings, divorced parents and if the book is right. well. Pretty sure everybody saw that one Page at least once in their lives

Now. She was a kid with not much love from her father; i'm not sure about her siblings but her father was the last that offered to take care of his family, after all. Neglected, yet you finally get an animatronic. You want to watch It perform, it's your favourite. Your father tells you no. And that's It. But why? She's so wonderful and pretty, why should you not see It?

WELL. BECAUSE. IF YOU PEOPLE THOUGHT

Ahem

It was not her fault she died okay

She wanted to see an animatronic, and everytime you tell "no" to a child they grow more curious. She wanted to see the animatronics and possibly why was she supposed to not see It. The animatronic was "for her", after all

She's all alone in the room and, well, dies! Congrats Elizabeth, you died!!!1!

I like to think she. Didn't die directly? She probably stayed in that freezer for a few hours or DAYS until she either bled out (the claw, if the one shown in FFPS was accurate, was very sharp. I think It would cut someone badly) or died from dehydration or lack of oxigen

After that, she probably slowly realized; "holy shit, this was my father's fault. It would be neat if bro fell off the stairs"

So uhm she once saw Mickey Mouse I mean Michael Afton and thought that was her pah pah. Kind of a summary:

Yes, CB thought It was William, all of them did. She could've stopped the attack, she was the leader, wasn't she?

Anyway

I think that, even if she would hate her father, she's someone of her word, she probably likes to return favors

Why do I say this? Well, the change of attitude between SL and FFPS wouldn't make sense. And William did ask Michael to put her back together. I like to think she took It as part of some kind of a deal. A favor for a favor. That's why she tries to hard to make him proud, it's her part of what she never actually promised. William did tell Michael to kind of save her life (??) I think she thinks she owes him something

Then she dies

Then

I'm not sure about the Vanessa theories but

Anyway

Part 1/2 because i'm gonna end this with a few of her voice lines that I get from the wiki so give me a good second rq 😼

[135-film]

stole this from an ask game because i have no respect for people and i don't think anyone cares about my opinion on characters. so meow. i'm just answering it myself idgaf

i'm gonna be talking about my babygirl (DA2 not awakening) cus hes on my mind frequently.

1. why do you like or dislike this character?

his transgenderism captivates me. and also the terrorism/treason

2. favorite canon thing about this character?

his everything. i literally think about him daily

3. least favorite canon thing about this character?

his hatred towards elves especially fenris. i like his asshole attitude until it comes to literal slaves but i don't even think bioware like, knows what slavery ACTUALLY is so. lol.

also i love bisexuals more than anything (bisexuals are the sexiest people aliveeee) but also the fact that he "is" bisexual even though he really. shouldn't have been. his interactions with female hawke are so insanely lackluster it hurts, but his interactions with male hawke are more than faggoty to the point real human people were mad about him being a faggot to them

4. if you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

nothing <3 i don't think about crossovers because i do not really care for them

5. what's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

i don't do music associations for anyone but IRL people and my kins so i do not have a single one.

6. what's something you have in common with this character?

we are both gay transgender terrorists

7. what's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

almost nothing. they make his stupid gay ass UGLY and also i hate dragon age fans (i am not joking)

8. what's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

when they bitch about him because hes an asshole or they make him super buff and cis and ugly. and they also like to pair him with fenris because le tensions or whatever, but i am literally begging people to use their fucking brains about that. (they won't)

9. could you be roommates with this character?

no. he would kill himself

10. could you be best friends with this character?

no. i would kill myself

11. would you date this character?

PLEASE ANDERS PLEASE CALL ME BACK PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED YOU SO FUCKING BAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

12. what's a headcanon you have for this character?

his transgender cock is huge

13. what's an emoji, an emoticon, and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or that you think this character would use a lot?

i think this question is stupid but, without a single doubt in my mind: 😼

14. assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

miniskirts and crop tops. and shorts that show his ass. and a g string. and

15. what's your favorite ship for this character? (doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

just anders/hawke (either gender for hawke but M hawke is what i imagine), i don't really think about the companions dating outside of the pre-existing relationships (like iron bull/dorian). but i don't really think DA2 has many good options for him anyways, so unless he's making out with some random fucking NPC that only says "i'm so hungry and it's so dirty down here" i don't think he's getting anything

16. what's your least favorite ship for this character?

fenris/anders. i already said my reasons.

17. what's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite.

i like, almost never see any other ship honestly. i guess i did see a threesome fic that i liked with isabela, but they weren't a thruple they were just fucking lol

18. how about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

i think this question is worded so strangely. but i think a lot about justice and anders relationship a lot, and honestly karl and anders relationship too. i just lay here and go , man .

19. how about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

need i say it again. also, him and aveline should just relax a bit more tbhtbh

20. which other character is the ideal best friend for this character? the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter.

honestly i still think DA2 anders should be best friends with oghren. not that he WOULD be, but that he should be

21. if you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? what's something you don't like?

i literally only write porn fics of DA characters. (i have not shared them anywhere because they are old ass WIPs from like, ages ago.)

buuuut i don't like making him blond and i like melding his awakening personality and DA2 personality together because it's just what makes the most sense to me.

22. if you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to this character? what's something you don't like?

pretty much same as above, and also the whole cis thing. i really cannot believe people don't see him as a nasty tranny

23. favorite picture of this character?

his concept art.

24. what's another character from a different fandom that reminds you of them?

uhhhh. probably nobody right now.

i haven't played BG3 but i've HEARD (from fandom spaces) that gale is pretty similar to anders in a few different ways. but i've also heard (from friends who know nothing about DA) that they don't think i would like gale, so.....truly who is to say unless someone wants to buy me a $59.99 (+$4.50 in state tax) game so i can learn more

25. what was your first impression of this character? how about now?

when i went into DA2 i was about 15 and had only ever seen fenris/hawke and that was what i wanted. until i saw anders. and then it completely derailed my course and i went fucking crazy for him. and now i cant NOT date him

[jrueships]

there is no logical reasoning for them to be sitting LIKE that .

[yapzone]

my opinion on you based on your childhood favorite book series

edit: shoutout to everyone adding book series that have gotta be before my time because i have never heard of most of them!! you rock😼

dork diaries: you own like 50 empty notebooks because you were waiting for your life to be interesting enough to keep a diary

diary of a wimpy kid: you definitely also watched regular show and played rated M games when you were like 9 (or had a sibling who did). the stoner of elementary school

bearenstien bears: ex-die hard christian/catholic

i survived: during literally any school drill, you hoped the real thing would happen

fancy nancy: she annoyed you so much that you became a tomboy

captain underpants: you have adhd. like seriously this book series was the first to bring up adhd by name and explain it

the minecraft handbooks: you liked mlg memes and were arguably the coolest kid out there

raina telgemeier: you're probably reallu cool rn. like genuinely

goosebumps: you were a huge edgelord in middle school and you played at least one fnaf game

[aemondsdoll]

Hello, are your requests open? I would like to request modern Aemondxreader if it's possible, please?? 😸

She is Aegon's bestie and he drags her to some big party and of course he disappears after a while leaving her there alone.

The only person she recognizes in the crowd is Aegon's younger brother Aemond, who she always found really boring and annoying 😼 But he will show her he is not boring at all especially when he is dressed in all black and looks sexy as hell 😼😼

I've Got my Eye on you || Aemond Targaryen x fem!reader Pairing: Platonic!Aegon x reader, Romantic!Aemond x reader Summary: Something tells you that he's not the man he was. Warnings: Horny activities, best friends brother trope, grinding, heavy insinuations

You don't know why you even let Aegon drag you to this party. You're dressed clad in a red bodycon dress that hugged all of your curves just right, maximising your assets.

It only took Aegon minutes to see someone who wants his attention, leaving you behind in a room full of people you do not know. You scan the crowd, and your eyes catch onto Aegons little brother. The last time you saw Aemond, he was a nerd who stuck to his books, being silent most of the time. Now, here he is, infront of you, in a tight black shirt that accentuated his biceps, and gave a sneak peak of the muscles under his shirt. Your mouth watered at the sight, and he caught your eyes. Aemond smiles at you, and your stomach tightens. He beckons you over with two fingers, and your mind wanders. What would those fingers feel like deep inside of m- You stop yourself. Thats Aegons little brother. You remind yourself, and approach him. "You, are looking stunning tonight." He says once you're in earshot, "And you've certainly grown up," You reply, even though you're actually younger than him. "Why are you here alone?" Aemond asks, and you shrug. "I was with Aegon, but now he's disappeared somewhere." You say with a bit of a sour look on your face. "As Aegon does, I'll look after you, love." He says in that sweet voice, that made you feel like putty. You nod rapidly, "You're the only one I know here." You say again, sounding the slightest bit nervous. "Would you feel more comfortable going upstairs, then?" Aemond offers, "Yes please." You breathe out, and follow him up the stairs, bringing you into the guest room of this strangers house. "Why did Aegon bring you if you knew no one?" Aemond asks once youre both situated, "He wants to get me laid," You snicker, and Aemond laughs. "Why does he want that?" Aemond questions, shaking his head at Aegons antics. "Haven't been for a while, he wants to shut up my questions." You explain, a tad embarrassed. Aemond laughs, using it as an excuse to put his hand on your knee. "And hows that working out for you?" He speaks in a teasing voice, "Not very well," You groan, and Aemonds hand begins its way up from your knee to your lower thigh, and your core throbs with desperation. "I uh, I think I can help with that little one," Aemond looks at you, eyes blown with lust and his hand ventures to your upper inner thigh. "I think I'd like that," You say, and heatedly kiss him, and his strong hands cup your ass, moving you to be on his lap, which you begin grinding. You pull away, "Yeah, I'd like that." You say with a laugh, feeling his hardening cock beneath you made you insatiable, connecting your lips with his again.

[shawty-writes-a-little]

Hello! May I please request an imagine or oneshot with Elijah Mikaelson where he and his s/o are spending an rainy afternoon with each other - in each other’s arms, listening to the pitter patter of rain against the window? 🥺

The sound of rain

Pairings: Elijah Mikaelson x fem!reader

Hey @a-o-m sorry this took so long it was in my inbox for ages I just scrolled past it and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS REQUEST PLEASE I even have a Pinterest board for this 😼

Warnings: None

It was mid September, damp cloudy weather, sunshine a lost friend, raining twice a day, thunders, light showers. The classic September weather in New Orleans. Y/n decided to stay in, given how Friday was almost weekend and she didn’t want any rain incident because a car splashed some mud on its way, forgetting umbrella, pouring cats ands dogs just when she’s about to leave. Besides she was home alone and it was sort of of more peaceful to read with the Mikealsons not home. Obviously she adored all of them and vice-versa. Elijah had forced her to move in with them that way she would be more safer and he himself wanted nothing more than to stay under the same roof as hers.

Her fingertips brushed roughly against the books places order-wise in hers and Elijah’s shared bookshelf. It was surely bigger than her wardrobe but it wasn’t a surprise given who she was dating. She picked a few of them out and placed them on a round table in the centre of the room as “the short listed” ones.

Y/n’s was focused on picking a book she didn’t see two hands sneak up on her from behind. She gasped as they went by her waist to pull her against them but soon realised who it could be. Elijah. She hadn’t even turned around yet but she could it was him through the loose blazer fabric that touched her, the scent of old books and slow coffee shops.

“Goodness Elijah-You scared me!” She said smiling as he kissed the top of her head from the side trailing the soft pecks lower and lower and rests his face by her shoulder.

“My apologies to you then I didn’t mean to.” He said diverting his eyes to the books on the table that still had her attention. “And what must these be?”

“I’ve a day off today so I’ve decided to continue reading.” She announced picking one in her hands “This one!”

“That one?” He asked.

“Yep!”

“The final war is quite rushed to my liking and neither of them make it out alive” Elijah explained the plot realising much later he spoiled it.

“Elijah!! That’s not fair I wanted to read it!” Y/n exclaimed turning to him.

“My apologies? Again?” He chuckled as y/n had a wide look of disappointment spread across her face. “How about you read something else some other time? And you and I can hang ourselves as of now?”

“No-no—Elijah I think you mean hang out-” y/n said suppressing a laugh. It was adorable watch him use new phrases sometimes very wrongly.

“Not outside, it’s raining love” he still didn’t understand the term.

“Yeah no that’s still what hang out means-spend some time together yes?” He nodded in response stepping closer caging y/n between the table and him, leaning in for a kiss before y/n moved her face to the side. “Wouldn’t you probably have to leave again?”

“I won’t. I want right now for us-besides I need to compensate the loss of the book I just spoiled for you?” He said kissing her lips very much to y/n content that he was staying she kissed back, smiling into the kiss. Not very frequent Elijah would have much time on his hands and not very frequent they’d be alone in the mikealson household.

The pair sat by the bay window with a clear view of drenched roads, water droplets streaming down the glass, the coloured leaves with a darker shade, the pitter patter of rain-simply beautiful. All that but nothing could seem to have Elijah look away from y/n wrapped in his hands. Interlocking his fingers with hers as she kept looking out the window and back at him talking about something he couldn’t quite pay attention to-he couldn’t as he kept staring into her y/e/c coloured eyes. Always the eyes.

“Are you listening?” She asked bringing him back to reality. Elijah paused to reply and she started for him “I just said a car splashed some mud on me the other day-that’s whats the worst part about rain!”

“Didn’t that happen the second time with you this week?”

“Hey! Who’s telling you to count it!” Y/n said with an annoyed huff nudging his elbow that made me let out a slight laugh.

He brought their faces close again and brushed his lips against hers. His hands went up her face caressing her cheeks gently as he broke the kiss to look at her. Elijah wanted this to last forever. Y/n in his arms, rain and talks about books-thinking back the life of an “almost” he’d lived so far to now find his “always” his everything, in her.

“And what are you staring at?”

“You.” He said blatantly with a grin he took her hands in his “I just feel I like wanting this forever-this right now what he have.”

Elijah had ways of showing affection but saying how and what he feels at the moment was very rare. “We will have this forever Elijah.” She said softly mirroring his smile back.

Forever. An illusion of course. It was more like a nature’s joke on him. Likes of him. Y/n just made it better living through that cruel joke

“I love you” Elijah said-they’d never said it before it was an ancient overlooked term. Had he ever felt it? Not anything he could recall-most of the life he’d lived not much moments he’d like to recall but this. This right now. The positive aching in his heart. It felt nice-it felt around her.

Y/n was taken by surprise, a good kind of with what he said. The butterflies ran around her stomach too much she forgot to respond.

“I-I love you-I love you too!” She said sitting up turning to face him with the happiest look on her face.

Elijah pulled her onto his lap as they dived into a kiss again.

“KOL YOU VICIOUS BASTARD YOU GOT MUD ALL OVER THE CARPET!” Rebekah’s voice came from downstairs.

Elijah sighed as y/n found it funny “And there goes the peace.” He remarked as a few glass shattering voice echoed louder.

An: this is my first time writing for Elijah it’s 3 am I’ve finals in a week and I haven’t proof read good night 🏃‍♀️

[mlynnuwu]

✨✨

Prologue? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"So you work as a janitor now?" M suddenly appeared behind yuu scaring the shit out of them and their ugli ass cat.

"EJVREKDH M, ROSE, HEY HI!" yuu said clutching the broom that they're holding. "And for your question, sadly yeah but at least I'm getting paid??" Yuu chuckled nervously "you're underpaid that's what" M mumbled.

"Well if you want, I don't mind helping you like clean up your dorm after lessons are done, and I don't need like to get paid, take this as uh...fellow other world people help...?"

"Smooth one M"

"SHUT🥲"

"Really?? Honestly as much as I don't wanna bother you but the dorm is VERY bleh and your guys help would mean the world to me!" Yuu said as they bow to the duo.

"Ye it's not like we really have much to do rather than studying, OMG WE CAN BE STUDY GROUP 😼😼😼" Rose said with sporkle in her eyes ✨✨✨.

Omg friendship so cute✨✨

But it was soon destroyed by a certain ginger.

ED SHEERAN-

Lmaooo jk it's ace.

"The bitchboy here 😳" M whisper to rose.

"Ew gingers" Rose whisper back.

Before they knew it ace and grim are fighting and burn the queen of hearts statue. Whoops!

Well there y'all go cleanin the windows. (Excluding M and Rose) (well they are there but just for support lmaooooo)

Then the chase scene happens, and this time M and Rose helped chase the childe 2.0 (mostly because they really wanna meet deuce) (oh did I say they? I meant mostly M)

And whoop! Would you look at that the chandelier fell down! God you guys really need to stop destroying stuff.

Well see ya! Hope you guys got back alive from the dwarf mine!

♥*♡∞:｡.｡　　｡.｡:∞♡*♥

"Ughh...my everything hurts" yuu said as they practically dragging their feet under how much running and screaming from the dwarfs mine, "you can say that again henchmen"

As they open the door, they are greeted by a sight of M AND ROSE MAKING OU-

Jk M was sweeping and Rose is laying on the couch reading a book she borrowed from the library.

"Yahoo Yuu! We cleaned up the place while you were gone!" M said waving to them as she sweep the dust.

Cue yuu on the ground kneeling while crying thanking God for sending two beautiful angels to them. (Aww np yuu 🥰🥰)

"You guys can crash in this dorm if you want, it's getting dark and all, and it's the least I can do for helping clean up the dorm 🥺🥺🥺" Yuu said as they give the Mrose duo puppy eyes, well at least they think it's a puppy eye Yuu eyes are blurry and all.

"WOOOO SLEEPOVER!!!" Rose yells as she pulls uno card out of her pink hair.

"let's play uno 😼"

"Have you been keeping stuff in your hair-"

"No no it's ok let her do her stuff🥰🥰"

"I feel like you guys are forgetting about me-"

Flashback to before Yuu got home from the dwarf mine.

"Lessons finally over, let's go to the ramshackle dorm now" M said as she stretch her bones, "hmmm may I ask why we do this tho? 😼😼"

"Ok ok this is my plan, if we keep having sleepover at ramshackle, it would be a habit of us to not be in our dorm and our housewarden wouldn't be too suspicious when we aren't in the dorm, that would be very useful for me in chapter 4, with jamal locking everyone in the dorm and all 😊😊" M suddenly stopped and that made Rose turn back at her.

"And besides, if we keep having sleepover we would be with each other more rather than being separated by our dorms 🥰😊"

"AWWWWW M😳😳😳 UR SO CUTE🥰🥰" Rose said as she tackle M in a hug.

And after they arrived to ramshackle, reality suddenly hits and realize that they literally cannot go back home, to their jobs, house, and shows.

✨✨Omg breakdown huddle 😊😊✨✨

The ghost was like 👁️👄👁️

Also slight M x Yuu x Rose?? 😳😳

Mrose harem?? 😳😳