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OCTAVIA SPENCER IN THE BIG BANG THEORY!??!?!??!?!?!

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You just won't learn, will ya? I come in here, I teach you stuff that maybe five guys in the whole world know. Stuff that most grifters couldn't do even if they knew it. All you want to do is run down a bullet.

Paul Newman as Henry Gondorff THE STING (1973) dir. George Roy Hill

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shoutout to the nightbloggers all my homies love nightbloggers

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March 7, 2022 Portrait of Aethelstan (Harry Gilby) on the set of The Last Kingdom. Photograph by James Northcote.

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Hunter Schafer had her passport gender marker changed back to M after years of having at as F, and she said the only document not changed was her birth certificate. Implies the agency responsible for passports is cross referencing with other documents and is not just denying new gender marker changes but will start forcibly reverting them to their original marker. God knows what else they have access to but I'm sure it's not pretty.

I need people to understand how serious it can get. And if you only start noticing now and ringing alarm bells, better late than never; but it's also a shame if it takes a white celebrity to sound off in order for people to take institutional transphobia and transmisogyny seriously. Even if this is a notable escalation, it displays a serious devaluing of the violence faced by any invisible transfem, seeing as we are typically the canary in the coal mine. Marginalized transfems of all stripes, nonwhite, disabled, poor, have been begging for people to pay attention and take stuff seriously and it's a disgrace that it's just been met with, at best, performative gestures. We need to keep us safe, and we need to do better to do that.

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house season 1: the patient has a worm in her brain from uncooked meat

house season 8: we have to book an operating room to do surgery on the patient’s sex doll

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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

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"His name is bbno$"

Watercolor, Watercolor Pencil, Gouache, Micron Pen

8x8

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House only agreeing to marry Wilson because he wants to smugly prove his point in a few months about what percentage of married couples get divorced within the first year (he sincerely believes the two of them will get divorced because he doesn't believe he can be loved long-term, even by Wilson) (Wilson is waiting for House to realise he's not going anywhere)

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screaming.

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Sometimes I like to imagine their dynamic like this just for funsies

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christianity's huge selling point is supposed to be that your sins are forgiven through christ, so what the hell type of sins was outie burt doing that faithful church goers and their pastor are like "no yeah, there's just no chance for you... yeah no, get severed, even the blood of jesus cant wipe you clean"

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contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

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You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.

S.E. Hinton / The Outsiders

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