header by franciswhetsel // main blog @ brayinghorses // what's up I'm Onion, this is my blog, everything has a tag, have fun! // 25 // this blog is a bilingual experience 🇨🇴🇨🇷🇺🇸 // If I'm shinin', everybody gonna shine (Yeah, I'm goals)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by egg2k16 and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
206K
Likes Per Post
138K
Reblog Per Post
68K
Reply Per Post
268
Time Between Posts
37 minutes ago
Number of Posts By Type
Text
10
Photo
7
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr Inc. is using 66 technologies for its website.
Text
someones on sm33 maintenance duty
#HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!#star wars#skeleton crew#robotfucking#oh fuck bro. bro why did no one tell me there's robotfucking in this show!!!!!!#I gotta get on that show rn!!!!!!
374 notes
·
View notes
Photo
「 モブサイコ100 II // Mob Psycho 100 II 」 Episode 1
Key animator: Ishida Kouji ( 石田廣二 )
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
ahead of you, your path is blocked by a fearsome dragon!! roll a d20 to persuade her to let you pass, then check below to see if it works!
1: she flambés you immediately. she has no patience for travelers, especially in this weather…
2-6: oh, lovely! she hasn’t had a meal in quite a while! you measly adventurers are always a bit less than she’d like, but you’ll do as an appetizer while she looks for some sheep or something. it’s easy enough for her to snap you up and swallow you whole. hope you have a plan to get out before you become dragon chyme…
7-10: ok, she’ll let you pass. just because she’s feeling nice. get your thinking cap on, though, because she thinks it’d be unfair to let you pass for free so she’s going to ask you a riddle – and she licks her lips as she proposes the deal…
11-14: you aren’t much to look at. too small to make a decent meal, and not attractive enough for the dragoness to take as a mate. she does respect your bravery, though, and her tail sweeps the brush out of the way as she gestures for you to continue onward to your quest…
15-19: something in her eyes changes when you talk to her, and her tail lashes back and forth. she keeps getting closer, almost hungrily, but that look in her eyes tells you she definitely wants something else from you. before you can step away, her tail coils around your legs, dragging you against her as her wings fold around you. you can continue on your quest eventually, but for now you’re going to snuggle her… whether you like it or not…
20: as soon as you talk to her, you’re on your back, claws digging into your chest and tearing your clothes away, slimy dragon tongue already trying to push into your mouth. her hindlegs are spreading yours apart, and you’re smart enough to know exactly what she wants. the question is are you smart enough to let her have it, or are you going to make her work for it? she’ll get it either way…
post dividers by @/uzma-qureshi and @/cafekitsune
thanks for playing!
174 notes
·
View notes
Photo
this is. the funniest thing you can possibly say to the guy who burned down your house and convinced you your family was dead
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
#imagine getting this upset over a harp...one of the most classic instruments ever......it's in paintings n shit#music#uk#george michael#video
37K notes
·
View notes
Text
“Maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands?”
“With each other or with the horrors?”
“I've got two hands!”
119 notes
·
View notes
Text
Reigen's on Twitter's Trending Topic, so I had to check what's up. Definitely not disappointed at what I encountered.
34K notes
·
View notes
Photo
confession arc confession arc confession arc confession arc confession arc
cant wait for the finale
82/365
9K notes
·
View notes
