yapdere

[yapdere]

dividing my life into "pre-crushing on a dog" and "post-crushing on a dog" like i am christ on the knotted cross

[yapdere]

them saying “good boy” to him and “good girl” to you in the same playful voice because you’re both just dogs and his tail wagging tugs the knot and makes you cum 💕💕💕💕

[yapdere]

i'm a zOCD support dog

[yapdere]

i understand WHY it's hard to find someone who will be shitty to me in the exact ways that i want without actually hurting me in the ways i can't handle, as has very recently happened. however. please consider. i want an outlet both ways, but i can't clone myself yet. if i could do it then surely somebody else could

why is it so hard to find abusers on purpose. like i get it. "i want our relationship to only consist of the awful things you'd do to other people" isn't really within the realm of WHY someone abuses another person, like there's not a power dynamic being manipulated i guess. but come on. i want a dom/sub relationship and i want to feel like i'm in danger and im mega poly so you dont even need to do relationship labor. this is an equitable agreement for all of us

[yapdere]

why is it so hard to find abusers on purpose. like i get it. "i want our relationship to only consist of the awful things you'd do to other people" isn't really within the realm of WHY someone abuses another person, like there's not a power dynamic being manipulated i guess. but come on. i want a dom/sub relationship and i want to feel like i'm in danger and im mega poly so you dont even need to do relationship labor. this is an equitable agreement for all of us

[yapdere]

forcemasc where it's the other guys forcing you to rape an unconscious girl.

forcemasc where they tell you your alibi.

forcemasc where you've got a bright future ahead of you, your honor.

forcemasc where you beat the unfounded allegations.

forcemasc where you're benefiting, not beneath.

[yapdere]

partners that gently talk you into taking the dog. their silken voice so assured and tender in your ear. their presence making you safe as they guide you to your hands and knees. their touch on your skin. their “good boy” as they help him on top of you. the slight hitch in their breath when they run to grab the camera. they don’t want to miss a second of this. the gentle kisses when you’re fully knotted and cumming too hard to move. the treats passed with soft fingers to keep your blood sugar up to both their dog and their bitch…

[yapdere]

If a gorgeous girl says “jack off for me” I am pulling my cock out no questions asked and doing what I’m told

[yapdere]

sweetie, don't be ridiculous. "no gods no masters" is for real people, not cute little puppies like you! everyone is your master!

[yapdere]

GAME TIP: It would forgive you eventually. Maybe even thank you.

[yapdere]

you will never get a clear answer on if the yapdere blog persona is pro or anti contact. listen pal, i'm a transspecies therian with ocd. you fucking ME is contact

[yapdere]

it's not zoophilia if you're the same species

[yapdere]

transgirls absolutely have permission to send me unsolicited dick pics i love them you're all so pretty i love you all

[yapdere]

you say you'll do anything to be in on the ground floor of the next hot tumblr kink, but you're too much of a coward to let a monstrous mutt jam its knot in your jaws and fuck you all the way through

[yapdere]

the fucked thing about suddenly being two or three distinct versions of myself is that now it feels personal if you have my main blocked. thats my fuckin dog, what am i supposed to do. kill you? whats good

[yapdere]

my red flag is that if i trusted someone enough id actually let them drug me

[yapdere]

knots are perfect for throatfucking cuz neither of us made the decision, your knot just knew that i'd be better off not having any air