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have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was
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firing this cunt out of a sling hard enough to dent a knights steel helmet
#why#im so caffeinated rn this is so funny to me#poor guy!#like why would you do that!#what did he do to deserve that man!#scheduling this for later
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This was the sleeper hit at the con. I wasn't sure how popular the Magnus archives was in the grand scheme, and the answer is very popular. People were so excited to see TMA content that I added a smaller Michael print in between cons lol
PRINTS
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Adolin, introducing you to his family:
This is my dad, Dalinar, he's a former war criminal, emphasis on FORMER.
This is my Aunt-mom, Navani, she was my aunt, now she's my mom, it was a whole thing, don't worry about it.
This is my wife, Shallan, and her gal pals who live in her heard, Veil and Radiant. They're all the same person but also they aren't, so keep an eye on that. Oh and that weird thing in the corner is Pattern, he's our unofficial chaperone.
This is my bridge boy, Kaladin Stormface, he saved my life so now I'm his problem, and that's his bestie Syl, she agrees with me that I'm his problem but she might just be saying that be she's committed to the bit.
This is my bff bestie forever and always, Maya, we do everything together and I keep her close to my heart. She is a shambling husk of her former self, but we're working on that, so cut her a break.
This is my cousin Jasnah and her emotional support idiot, Wit. Fair warning, they will hurt you emotionally and/or physically, so keep an eye on that.
Now if you'll follow me to the stables...
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you be having a good day. and then?! BAM. your new brother will never know Tien. Tien isn't the youngest anymore. Oroden is so small but one day he will be bigger and older than Tien ever got to be.
#you didnt NEED to do this#like you chose to be violent#this was a choice you made with your free will#owwwWWW op#stormlight archive#stormlight archive spoilers#cosmere spoilers#cosmere#stormlight spoilers
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The thing about Jonathan Sims is that he isn’t at all stupid, in fact he’s quite the opposite.
Take the Coffin for example, the idea of using an anchor is a logical and honestly quite clever one, however, where this idea falls apart is that while Jon may be intelligent, that does not mean he has common sense, or any sense of self preservation for that matter, and so he goes straight to cutting off his finger, and then continuously trying to cut it off despite the fact his body’s healing factor is clearly winning here.
And then, to top that off, he immediately decides the next reasonable choice of an anchor is his own rib, and actively gets not one, but two of his ribs removed by the walking embodiment of body horror.
Jonathan Sims is not stupid, but he is stupidly impulsive and should not be trusted with any actual plan ever, because while his initial idea may be the most ingenious thing you’ve ever bloody heard, I promise you he is going to ruin it with the most unhinged, god-awful follow up known to man.
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Wanted to draw something of Lestat in his rockstar era 🎸
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Renarin sketch
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Introduced the discord to The Vampire Chronicles, and they’ve started reading Interview with the Vampire.
The reviews are rolling in.
@justbugsnstuff @mechanical-v1scera @humanteethmarksonhumanbone @latinhomeworkk
#scheduling this for later#bc i think itd be so funny to dig it back up again#iwtv#iwtv shitpost#interview with the vampire
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Astrological clock in Venice
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Turns out vampires can handle garlic just fine, there's just this one really influential vampire who hates the taste of it and fakes a garlic allergy and everyone just assumed
#stereotypes ����#vampires#or maybe its just an elaborate ploy to get people to give them garlic#like they just really love it#just a really advanced reverse psychology moment happening
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thoughts and prayers
need to kiss ialai with tongue I think
#this one is a you thing im afraid#scheduling this for later so that you may forget and then i can dig it back up#ha ha#cosmere
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my favourite thing about 15th doctor is how ncuti gatwa plays the unfathomable grief that comes with death. his scream when he cant save the people in dot and bubble. his hitting the wall after colonel chidozie dies on his orders. his tears when he thinks he's lost ruby and when he loses rogue. his yell when he says "they all died" to ruby in space babies. its so raw and its so relatable and its so true. magnificent.
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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