[Rye, 20, any pronouns!] 🌀 Don't kill the cringe, kill the part that cringes -> sillyposting
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i should be allowed to kill people who are bad to me but also i literally am physically incapable of saying something slightly unkind to someone or i’ll get sick
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this
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got carried away. here’s the trio
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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
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waiter! waiter! more emotionally repressed characters that don't realize they can transition cause they never considered it an option or don't think it applies to them!
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“Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination,” I mutter to myself as I get in my car to go get my pre-work coffee.
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It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible
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This week has been fun! I got a really bad sunburn while canoeing, but I also got to make my first ever basket!! Cutes!! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
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Guys we're balling despite it all
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knowledge long forgotten
got really into reading item descriptions on this playthrough. anyway did you know the silent princess is one of the only raw materials with a cooking effect to not explicitly list that effect in its description
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san and hachi as a seal and sea lion
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you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature
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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
#unironically played a similar game called rock#where one person would be covered in a blanket or sleeping bag#and the other would pretend like they're a rock#like pick them up like a boulder or sit on their back idk dawg
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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I bring a sort of "well what do you want me to do about it? Just tell me what you need me to do to fix this and I'll do it" vibe to the conversation that people who just want to vent their feelings out don't really emotionally benefit from.
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