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Dick: Batgirl, you'll be with Red Hood and Ravager.

Steph: Alright, my fantasy threesome!

Steph: ...Of partners to work with...

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Carrie: Can you come out?

Nell: Yeah, gimme a minute...

Nell: Carrie, I’m gay.

Carrie: I know that. Come out to the car.

Nell: Okay.

Nell: Car, I’m gay.

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Steph: Hey, Uncle Chuck. Is that Golden Glider with you?

Chuck: Yep!

Lisa: waves

Steph: Isn't she dead?

Chuck: Long story. She's better now.

Steph: Cool!

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Bruce: I concede I was wrong about what happened.

Barbara: Good.

Bruce: However-

Barbara: No. No "however". Just be wrong. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

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Irey: Check it out, Jai! I successfully bedazzled my face! blinks Ow.

Jai: Is that permanent?

Irey: I'm underappreciated in my time.

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Chuck: You know, Stephanie, this sounds like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you to do.

Chuck: Good thing I'm an uncle.

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Jason: Give me one good reason to spare your life.

Sionis: I won't insult you by pretending there are any.

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Maxine: So... what's your favorite snack food?

Courtney: No way, I can't just pick one.

Maxine: Mine too!

Courtney: Wait, what?

Maxine: Uhh... Um... stuffs a handful of popcorn in her mouth

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Eobard: The Flash is doomed, Iris! I will—

Irey: Can we just shitcan the monologuing and do this!?

Later

Eobard: The Flash is finished! I will—

Jai: My sister was right. You do monologue!

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Cassie: You never want to do girly stuff with me! You and Bart get to do boy stuff all the time.

Conner: What do you mean?

Bart: Hey dude, you ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?

Conner: Am I?! runs off with Bart

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Irey: How is Cheshire your mother?

Lian: Has no one explained to you how that works?

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Steph: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.

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Steph: I thought I had daddy issues, but you?

Damian: My family is none of your business!

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Steph: invites the Bat Family to a group chat titled "Steph's Surprise Birthday Party"

Steph: I deserve this.

Steph: leaves the group chat

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Steph, on the phone: Hey Babs.....

Barbara: Yes?

Steph: Remember how you told me and Helena to get along and go have fun together?

Barbara, already regretting everything: Yes...

Steph: Well, we’re in jail.

Barbara: hangs up

Dinah: Who was that?

Barbara: Spam call.

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Jai: Lian, you’re not a bad person. You’re just a heartbroken soul who needs love and gloves with fingers.

Lian: Hey! Fingerless gloves look awesome!

Jai: No they don’t.

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Irey: pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere

Jai: Where did you get that?

Irey: My pocket.

Jai, confused: Okay?

Lian: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Irey: Skills.

Jai: ...

Lian: walks away