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i still can't fucking find it. i look out every night, searching. i think it's gone??? i'm gonna cry. please give it back.
i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.
#im either really bad at finding the moon (not likely) or it's been stolen (very likely)#i honest to god have been looking for the moon when outside for a week or two and haven't been able to find it
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i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.
#i keep looking up in the sky and it's NOT THERE#starting to get worried#the moon belongs in the sky!!#like i'll forget all about it i promise#just put it back#please
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the horta slays severely. clearly a man under a fucked up rug, sitting crunched up on a rolling pad. she's my best friend. she is the mother to them. she's my favorite star trek alien.
#finally got to devil in the dark in my TOS rewatch w my roommate#ma'am i love thee#star trek#tos#THE HORTA#she's my sister she's my mother she's my idol she's my god#i like her :)
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sorry tik tok. i didn't use you (on account of my hatred for clocks and all their sounds) but it's pretty fucked up that they were able to take you away. and that it's possible return is being used for trump propaganda. godspeed.
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time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.
archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing
time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.
#actually the play is called 'tucker' and there's an entire song about the mpreg episode#love how that dude just takes archer to the creation of the federation#my sister keeps playing the hamilton soundtrack when we're in the car#i'm so sorry about this#star trek#enterprise#jonathan archer#ent#i think the play would be really really shitty#i would want boimler to bring it up in lower decks#he loves it#he's the only one that does
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in amok time spock says male vulcans go through pon farr and in enterprise t'pol says all vulcans go through pon farr. this is just one of my pieces of evidence from my essay about how t'pol is trans and also routinely gaslights the enterprise crew bc vulcans are private people and she doesn't feel like coming out to them.
#got really sidetracked while describing the plot of amok time to a friend to talk about this#he was recording my infodump to send to another friend and nothing is more eye opening than being told you've hit the 10 minute mark#when you've only gotten though half the episode verbally#how#anyways#enterprise#ent#star trek#t'pol#trans#congrats on the top surgery queen#happy for you#she dresses to show them off bc she's happy about them#“it would be illogical to not display something i worked to achieve”#but like please i love her in the enterprise uniform why do they keep putting her in a skin tight suit please set her FREE#star trek enterprise
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i watch voyager w both of my parents bc it's my mom's favorite but like, my father and i fucking HATE neelix. it's on SIGHT. that episode where his lungs got stolen was so fucking funny, they should do it again. "sir his lungs are gone" and they should keep it that way. i think we once went through an entire episode making jokes about him literally eating shit (i can't remember why). we simultaneously groan when he comes on screen. if i had a spark of hope left in my heart i would pray to the star trek gods (threshold lizard babies) to strike him down but sadly being forced to see neelix every episode has snuffed out all positive emotions i had left. if i got to go to 1 (one) fictional universe it would be star trek voyager so i can kick him in the balls.
#anyways i'm enjoying the show#we just started season 3#would trust the EMH to give me top surgery#but i'd rather not#he's so grouchy. no bedside manner.#but like seriously his lungs getting taken out of his chest was hands down the funniest shit#anyways#star trek#voyager#threshold day is this month!!!!!!!!#NEELIX#i've liked him never! his fit is also trash and i hate his hair#his overall appearance is ghastly
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my younger sister, in a bout of trying to convince me that she'd seen star trek, told me without hesitation that spock's middle name was "spockulus"
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For christs sake somebody tell this man his fit is fire
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two truths and a lie
(another practice in drawing expressions)
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happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol
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I'm honestly relieved that my hyper-fixation has over 900 episodes of TV and 13 movies.
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so like id trust phlox to give me top surgery but the real question is how sanitary IS his medbay???? like he keeps animals in there, just,., around. id wake up and he'd be like "i used this slug excrement to seal your wound shut and it SHOULD considerably cut down on your recovery time :)) and id be like "hnmgg onkay" and like a week later i'd have to get another surgery bc of complications from the first one. like i'd let him do it but at what cost??
#star trek#star trek enterprise#ent#phlox#like why do they let him keep them in the medbay?#do they not have some extra space??#anyways
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It's been a long road 🛣️🚘 Gettin'🏃♂️ from there 🌎 to here 🌌 It's been a long time ⏰⌛ But my time ⌚ is finally near 😤💯🔥 I will see 👁️ my dream 😴🛌 come alive 🌿 at last 💪🙏 I will touch the sky 🌌 An' they're not gonna hold 💁♂️ me down ⬇️ no more 🙅♂️���� No they're not gonna change 🪙👛 my mind 🧠🤯
‘Cause I've got faith 🙏👼 of the heart 💗💖 I'm going 🏃♂️ where my heart ❤️ will take me 🌠🌌 I've got faith 😇 to believe ✨🌟 I can do anything 😤💯 I've got strength 💪🏋️♂️ of the soul ❤️ An' no one's gonna bend ⤵️ or break 💔 me 💪😤 I can reach 🙆♂️ any star ✨🌟🌠 I've got faith 🙏I've got faith 👼😇🙏 Faith 😇 of the heart 💖💕❤️💞💓💗
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