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Tribe? Tribe!
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my former scroll carrier has decided he no longer wants the job
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I wonder which one of these dudes is a vampire
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#astarion#the dark urge#durge#3 guesses which one's the necrophiliac
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why do you look so pleased with yourself sir
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...I can explain
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"Shit."
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2x Radiant Coupling + Handmaiden's Mace + Blood of Lathander = MOTHERFUCKIN HIGHBEAMS
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#Astarion#wielding the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN within spitting distance of your vampire bf#worried astarion's ears are gonna go up in flames#post tadpole he'd be a pile of ashes#you'll kill some baddies but you might burn your corneas out in the process
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y'all Astarion enjoyers. I am telling you. So mf seriously. That you must take your vampire boyfriend to the mirror and slap some gloss on those cushiony lips and crank it to 100
#you can thank me later#it is soOo worth it#kissable mf lips hits you for 9999 damage#his little fangs peekin out#1 hit KO#angelic ass mf#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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russian snake roulette 2/10 bites are venom 8/10 heroin
they should come up with a positive snake that does something good when it bites you. so it's not just venom every time
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I wanna know if Larian's tracking how many times each origin character has been repeatedly kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and
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Sword Coast Survival Guide
Lesson One: Sticking your hands into weird, slimy holes in the wall often has negative consequences
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Number one cause of death in pregnant women is homicide. Run like the wind, girl. Keep your children safe far, far away from this maniac
just.. look at the comments
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Watch: Liberal Redneck is thoroughly confused by the hypocrisy of people against Black Lives Matter
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What so-called “men’s advocates” could be doing:
• creating spaces for male victims of rape and violence
• challenging and defying masculinity
• supporting gay men
• embracing gender non-conforming men
• trying to reform the prison system (which disproportionately affects poor black men), or trying to abolish the private prison industry altogether
• forming activist groups to raise awareness of and brainstorm solutions to sentencing bias in the criminal “justice” system (men get more time in prison than women; black men get the harshest punishments of all)
• building community shelters to house and help homeless men (again, mostly poor men of color)
• creating therapy groups to support men with mental illnesses
• campaigning to get felons the right to vote nationwide (once more, black men are disproportionately impacted by these kind of laws)
• pushing to get the histories of marginalized groups (LGBT & people of color) more accurately represented and included in school curriculum
• protesting the unjust killings of black men by police
• working to dismantle the negative stereotypes assigned to men of color (terrorist, thug, drug dealer, etc)
• trying to get better education and higher quality schools to poor communities
• attempting to make life-saving treatments and medicine more accessible to the poor & disabled
• taking a stand against racism, homophobia, and classism
• encouraging boys to pursue their passions even if they’re not “manly”
What they actually do:
Get upset and rage online about feminism, a women’s movement, not catering to men and focusing on solving these issues they claim to care so much about.
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The fact that people use “genital preference” instead of “sexual orientation” makes me angry, tbh.
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