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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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one day they will all come to my funeral, just to make sure that I stay dead. but today is not that day. i am alive!
                                    independent jon moxley written by holly.                                       promo credit to the amazing rae❤️
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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one day they will all come to my funeral, just to make sure that I stay dead. but today is not that day. i am alive!
                                    independent jon moxley written by holly.                                       promo credit to the amazing rae❤️
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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i was just thinking about maybe bringing my alexa muse back and then she shows up on tv jisfodakl what kind of sign???
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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“I’d come back to haunt you." //Zelina!
late nights // accepting !! @iconicxfatale
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“Oh trust me, I know you would.” Neither her nor Peyton would ever pass up the chance to haunt her if they were given the chance. “Just know that if I ever had the chance, I would haunt your ass twice as bad as you would EVER haunt me.”
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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“You’re so much different when we’re alone.” — marcel & isla
late nights // accepting !! @empiresled
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“Am I?” It wasn’t something he had ever given much thought about, but thinking on it now, he could see what she meant. “Ah, I suppose I’m a lot more talkative when it’s one on one. Is that alright with you?”
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” — zelina & peyton
late nights // accepting !! @empiresled​
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“Well, yeah it probably is. But aren’t you at least a little curious about the other theories?” It wasn’t like they were planning on sleeping, and all this talk about conspiracy theories and ‘what ifs’ had her buzzing. It seemed just a little too easy to say that things had the Illuminati involved.
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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“I wish it could always be like this.”
“You’re always there for me.”
“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”
“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”
“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 
“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”
“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 
“There’s a place for us somewhere.”
“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”
“Your hearts beating so fast.”
“They don’t know what they want.”
“You don’t know what you want.”
“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”
“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”
“I miss the old you.”
“Nostalgias a trap.”
“Aliens are out there.”
“Did you hear that?”
“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 
“What time is it?”
“But why would they abduct cows?”
“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 
“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”
“What do you believe in?”
“What happens after we die?”
“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 
“And what’s your excuse?”
“You’ll get it together soon.”
“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”
“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”
“You keep quiet and we both lose.”
“I wish I could save this forever.”
“When did you realize you were in love with me?”
“The rooms spinning.”
“I loved you long before you knew.”
“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”
“The Universe is too big for that.”
“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 
“I’d come back to haunt you.” 
“Would you come back to haunt me?”
“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”
“Tell me a secret.”
“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 
“I wish we knew each other sooner.”
“You’re a game changer.” 
“I’m a game changer.”
“Don’t ignore fate.” 
“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”
“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”
“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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(    *    & .    —    ‘   YOU   ’   (   NOVEL   )   SENTENCE  STARTERS .
*   starters  from  the  2014  novel  ‘   you   ’   by  caroline  kepnes .   warnings  for  sex ,   violence ,   stalking ,   &   swearing .
‘  you  blush  and  i  could  love  you .  ’
‘  most  people  would  say  i’m  the  fuckup .  ’
‘  it’s  no  secret  that  most  people  are  fucking  idiots .  ’
‘  he’s  a  pretentious  fuck  and  a  liar .  ’
‘  you  need  an  escort ,  especially  if  you  want  to  dress  like  a  fucking  whore .  ’
‘  i  like  that  you  take  care  of  yourself  instead  of  filling  your  home  and your  pussy  with  a  string  of  inadequate  men .  ’
‘  you’re  a  sweetheart .  you  see  the  best  in  people .  you  complement  me .  ’
‘  who  can  sleep  with  you  in  the  world ?  ’
‘  i  will  take  that  balloon  and  tie  it  around  their  neck  because  who  the  fuck  can  cunt  out  over  a  balloon ?!  ’
‘  the  assholes  are  always  puzzled  when  the  order  of  the  universe  is  restored ,  when  they  are  held  accountable  for  their  cowardly ,  pretentious ,  loveless  ways .  ’
‘  some  guys  are  assholes  and  you  have  to  accept  that .  ’
‘  the  problem  with  books  is  that  they  end .  ’
‘  the  only  thing  crueler  than  a  cage  so  small  that  a  bird  can’t  fly  is  a  cage  so  large  that  a  bird  thinks  it  can  fly .  ’
‘  you  are  not  easily  rescued .  ’
‘  yeah , i  don’t  have  a  yale  degree ,  but  my  bullshit  detector  is  excellent .  top  drawer ,  even .  ’
‘  the  world  fell  out  of  love  with  love  at  some  point .  ’
‘  your  lips  were  made  for  mine .  you  are  the  reason  i  have  a  mouth ,  a  heart .  ’
‘  if  we  were  teenagers ,  i  could  kiss  you .  ’
‘  you  ooze  joy  and  she  is  an  open  wound ,  shrill  and  wan ,  unfucked  and  unloved .  ’
‘  she  knew  she  was  killing  me  and  she  knew  that  i  was  not  the  type  to  go  down  without  a  fight .  ’
‘  i  know  the  power  of  silence .  i  remember  my  dad  saying  nothing  and  i  remember  his  silences  more  vividly  than  i  remember  the  things  he  said .  ’
‘  happiness  is  believing  that  you’re  gonna  be  happy .  it’s  hope .  ’
‘  but  did  you  read  them ,  fuckface ?  ’
‘  if  people  could  handle  their  self - loathing ,  customer  service  would  be  smoother .  ’
‘  the  trouble  with  society  is  that  if  the  average  person  knew  about  us  –  you ,  alone ,  orgasming  three  times  a  night ,  and  me ,  across  the  street ,  watching  you  orgasm ,  alone  –  most  people  would  say  i’m  the  fuckup .  ’
‘  you  are  a  woman  and  i  am  a  man  and  we  belong  in  the  dark  together .  ’
‘  talking  to  you  is  like  traveling  through  time .  ’
‘  the  most  important  thing  i  know  is  that  i  want  the  possibility  of  you  more  than  the  reality  of  her .  ’
‘  my  middle  school  health  teacher  told  us  you  can  only  hold  eye  contact  for  ten  seconds  before  scaring  or  seducing  someone .  ’
‘  eye  contact  is  what  keeps  us  civilized .  ’
‘  love’s  a  marathon ,  not  a  sprint .  ’
‘  well ,  sometimes  you  just  want  to  go  where  it’s  dark ,  you  know ?  ’
‘  some  people ,  it’s  like  they  care  more  about  their  status  updates  than  their  actual  lives .  ’
‘  some  people  on  this  earth  receive  love ,  get  married ,  and  honeymoon  in  cabo .  others  do  not .  some  people  read  alone  on  the  sofa  and  some  people  read  together ,  in  bed .  that’s  life .  ’
‘  don’t  make  a  baby  if  you’re  not  capable  of  unconditional  love .  ’
‘  when  i’m  nervous ,  i  get  nasty .  it’s  a  problem .  ’
‘  that’s  because  every  day  is  the  only  day .  ’
‘  she’s  dead  inside ,  like  a  corpse .  she  instagrams  methodically ,  clinically ,  as  if  she’s  gathering  evidence  for  defense ,  like  her  entire  life  is  dedicated  to  proving  that  she  has a  life .  ’
‘  we’re  too  old  to  be  young .  ’
‘  full  of  disclaimers ,  you’re  like  a  warning  label  on  a  pack  of  cigarettes .  ’
‘  if  you  knew  what  i  went  through  to  get  into  your  home ,  that  i  messed  up  my  back  trying  to  know  you ,  inside  and  out ,  you’d  judge  me  for  it .  ’
‘  when  a  girl  likes  talking  about  you  more  than  talking  to  you ,  well ,  in  my  experience ,  that’s  the  end .  ’
‘  you  grow  through  love .  you  don’t  postpone  love  until  you  stop  growing .  ’
‘  you  know  they’re  all  pussies ,  each  and  every  one  of  ‘em .  ’
‘  most  kids  are  assholes ,  just  like  most  adults .  ’
‘  it’s  like  they  can  smell  the  public  school  on  me .  ’
‘  who  can  sleep  with  you  in  the  world ?  ’
‘  he’s  been  to  rehab ,  which  is  a  travesty  ;  you  can  tell  by  his  smug  face  that  he’s  not  capable  of  genuine  addiction .  ’
‘  there’s  emptiness  in  him  that  can  never  be  filled ,  emptiness  that  dressed  up  well  at  prep  school ,  where  a  lack  of  willpower  is  called  creativity .  ’
‘  what  a  shame  to  be  so  angered  by  what  you  don’t  have  that  you  treat  what  you  do  have  like  it’s  nothing .  ’
‘  i  think  that  all  children  do  better  with  happy  parents  than  married  parents .  ’
‘  brunch ,  a  meal  invented  by  rich  white  chicks  to  rationalize  day  drinking  and  bingeing  on  french  toast .  ’
‘  you  are  a  monster ,  deathly ,  solipsistic  to  the  bone  and  you’re  blasphemous  because  all  you  want  is  you .  ’
‘  is  your  twitter  bio  your  subtle  way  of  announcing  that  you’re  an  attention  whore  who  has  no  standards  and  will  give  an  audience  to  any  poor  schmuck  who  says  hello ?  ’
‘  you  miss  me .  and  i  miss  you .  ’
‘  i  cry  and  watch  pitch  perfect  and  sing  along  with  the  barden  bellas .  i  don’t  want  to  be  a person  who  knows  the  name  of  a  fictional  a  cappella  group  in  a  chick  flick  but  that’s  what  love  has  done  to  me .  ’
‘  it’s  amazing  how  good  50  and  sunny  feels  after  you’ve  been  bleeding  in  12  with a  windchill  of  go  fuck  yourself .  ’
‘  you  want  to  know  what  i  know  and  hear  what  i  like  to  hear .  ’
‘  you  relax  your  arms  and  lower  your  legs  and  when  animals  open  up  like  that ,  they  want  to  fuck .  ’
‘  i’ll  fucking  kill  hugh  grant .  ’
‘  life  isn’t  always  ideal ,  not  for  most  people .  ’
‘  what  makes  us  become  us ?  what  fucks  us  up  and  why ?  ’
‘  i  want  life  to  move  slowly  because  i  want  to  anticipate  you  with  all  my  heart ,  greet  you  with  all  my  heart ,  fuck  you  with  all  my  heart ,  and  miss  you  with  all  my  heart .  ’
‘  i  have  to  laugh  because  i  sound  like  a  greeting  card  but  i  deserve  this ,  you ,  joy .  ’
‘  i  hope  you’ll  ask  me  to  eat  you  out  in  the  bathroom  at  starbucks .  ’
‘  he  cheats  on  you .  a  lot .  compulsively .  ’
‘  it  means  you  covet  me .  maybe  even  more  than  i  realize  since  right  now  your  hand  is  heading  to  your  cunt  yet  again .  ’
‘  you’re  so  clean  that  you’re  dirty .  ’
‘  they’re  in  their  own  world ,  where  good  things  happen ,  a  quarter  mile  and  a  million  light  years  away .  ’
‘  night  moves  don’t  work  in  the  morning .  ’
‘  you  don’t  want  to  be  spanked .  you  want  love .  ’
‘  dear  girl ,  you’re  not  an  island .  be  populated .  be  welcoming  to  love .  ’
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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Ultimate sinday meme
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“Baby, come closer”
“God, you make me so hard/wet”
“Keep doing that…”
“F-fuck, that feels good”
“Strip for me. Now.”
“Let me take care of you”
“How do you want it?”
“Tell me what you want”
“Don’t cover your mouth, I want to hear you”
“I need you so badly”
“Is… is it going to hurt?”
“I promise, I’ll be gentle”
“Please, be gentle?”
“I love the way you look at me”
“Tell me if you need me to stop”
“G-God, don’t stop–”
“Spread your legs for me, love”
“Does this feel good?”
“You always surprise me”
“Want me to surprise you?”
“Would you wear this for me?”
“Looking for a good time?”
“You’re not allowed to cum until I say”
“Cum for me, [insert name/nickname here optionally]”
“W-what is that?”
“Can I touch you?”
“I love your moans”
“Kiss me again”
“Oh, the things I want to do to you…”
“Make me.”
Actions
🔴 For my muse to straddle/top yours
🔵 My muse begins nibbling your muse’s neck
🔶 My muse decides to wake yours up with oral sex
🔷 My muse slowly strips for yours
🔺 For my muse to slip their hand between your muse’s legs
🔻 My muse slowly undressing yours
⬛ My muse whispering dirty things in your muse’s ear
🔳 My muse gropes your muse’s backside
⚪ My muse joining yours in bathing (can be nsfw or sfw)
🔄 My muse worshipping your muse’s naked form
�� My muse pushes yours to their knees
➰ My muse kisses yours with tongue involved
🔘 My muse begins to grind against yours while spooning
♣ Your muse finds mine wearing nothing but lingerie
Send +🔄 at the end for reverse!
Aftermath
“Are you okay?”
“How do you feel?”
“Please, tell me if I did anything wrong”
“Did you like that?”
“We should do this again”
“I’m okay”
“We are never doing this again”
“Ready for another round?”
“Oh god, that was amazing”
“Wanna share a shower?”
“That was fucking awful”
Kink
“How do you feel about rope?”
“Be a good girl/boy, and sit on my lap”
“I want you to scream my name tonight”
“That feels… weird”
“Remember the safeword, okay?”
“Are you into BDSM?”
“You’ve been a bad boy/girl”
“Punish me”
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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GENTLE PSA;   the best way to interact with me is through memes.  you could send that thing @ me even though i’ve posted it five months ago and i’d still answer and appreciate it.  it’s hard to think up starters out of the blue unless they’re plotted,  but memes are just good and gives you a general idea of what’s happening.  so please,  if you see a meme on my blog,  SEND THE MEME.
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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(    *    & .    —    GREY’S  ANATOMY  SENTENCE  STARTERS .
‘  what  was  i  to  you ?  the  girl  you  screwed  to  get  over  being  screwed ?  ’
‘  you  were  like  coming  up  for  fresh  air .  it’s  like  i  was  drowning  and  you  saved  me .  that’s  all  i  know .  ’
‘ am  i ?  … dead ?   ’
‘  i’m  glad  you’re  being  strong  about  this .  i  know  how  hard  this  is ,  i  know  how  bad  you  feel .  ’
‘  not  everybody  has  to  be  happy  all  the  time .  that’s  not  mental  health ,  that’s  crap .  ’
‘  it’s  not  a  screw  up ,  it’s  a  miracle .  ’
‘  please  don’t  cry  on  my  ass .  ’
‘  what  do  you  need ,  an  “ i  love  you ”  or  something ?  i  love  you .  call  me  when  you get  there .  ’
‘  oh , yay !  someone’s  hurt .  ’
‘  pick  me .  choose  me .  love  me .  ’
‘  i’m  just  not  ready  to  forgive  you  yet .  ’
‘  go  on ,  just  get  it  all  out .  all  the  tears .  ’
‘  i  intend  to  fight  like  a  girl .  i’ll  let  them  kill  each  other  and  then  i’ll  be  the  last  one  standing .  ’
‘  well ,  isn’t  this  cozy ?  can  i  join  or  are  you  not  into  threesomes ?  ’
‘  if  i  went  missing ,  would  anyone  notice  i  was  gone ?  ’
‘  that  is  rude  and  unkind  and  completely  true .  ’
‘  so ,  i’m  bisexual .  so  what ?  it’s  called  lgbtq  for  a  reason .  there’s  a  b  in  there  and  it  doesn’t  mean  badass .  okay ,  it  does ,  but  it  also  means  bi .  ’
‘  can  you  go  have  sex  with  him  and  make  him  be  nicer ?  ’
‘  i  don’t  know  what  i  am ,  but  i  know  that  i  am  not  happy .  ’
‘  it’s  okay …  to  be  tired ,  right ?  ’
‘  i  don’t  know  who  i  am  anymore .  not  someone  i  ever  thought  i’d  be .  ’
‘  i  believe ,  if  you  were  dead ,  the  world  would  be  a  better  place .  ’
‘  don’t  let  what  they  want  eclipse  what  you  need .  ’
‘  he  is  not  the  sun .  you  are .  ’
‘  he  can  go  suck  it !  i  am  the  sun .  ’
‘  did  he  visit  “ ladytown ” ?  because  i  find  if  they  don’t  go  down  to  “ ladytown ”  the  first  time …  there  should  be  no  next  time .  ’
‘  i  need  more  liquor ,  i’m  not  ready .  ’
‘  uh ,  this  bottle  is  empty ,  are  there  more ?  bottles ?  ’
‘  i’m  all  alone  and  i  have  nothing  and  no  one  wants  me .  ’
‘  let’s  do  it .  let’s  make  a  baby ,  right  now .  ’
‘  is  it  true ?  did  you  punch  a  homophobe ?  ooh ,  unexpected .  high  five !  ’
‘  we’re  adults .  when  did  this  happen ?  and  how  do  we  make  it  stop ?  ’
‘  you  think  i’m  broken ?  fix  me .  cause  i’m  no  quitter .  ’
‘  i’m  not  happy  and  bubbly .  i’m  dark  and  cloudy .  ’
‘  you  never  think  the  last  time’s  going  to  be  the  last  time .  you  think  there  will  be  more .  you  think  you  have  forever ,  but  you  don’t .  ’
‘  no  one  is  leaving  and  no  one  is  dying .  ’
‘  everyone  is  leaving  and  everyone  is  dying .  ’
‘  the  words  that  you  said  were  “ lets  take  this  bitch  down . ”  ’
‘  that  was  the  tequila  talking .  ’
‘  the  only  way  to  fail  is  not  to  fight  so  you  fight  until  you  can’t  fight  anymore .  ’
‘  from  now  on ,  you  can  expect  that  i’m  gonna  show  up .  even  if  i  yell ,  even  if  you  yell .  i’m  always  gonna  show  up ,  okay ?  ’
‘  it’s  not  true …  it’s  not  true .  he  takes  the  truth  but  he  twists  it  and  changes  it  to  fit  his  own  story .  ’
‘  you’re  my  person .  if  i  murdered  someone ,  you’re  the  person  i’d  call  to  help  me  drag  the  corpse  across  the  living  room  floor .  ’
‘  you  are  my  favorite  person  on  the  planet  and  if  we  are  meant  to  be  more  in  this  lifetime  it  can’t  start  with  you  cheating .  ’
‘  are  you  plotting  a  murder ?  a  nuclear  attack ?  it’s  fine ,  i’ll  get  on  board ,  i’m  sure  you  have  a  good  reason .  but  just ,  let  me  know .  ’
‘  you’ve  said  that  word  so  many  times  today  it  doesn’t  even  sound  like  a  word  anymore .  ’
‘  who  here  feels  like  they  have  no  idea  what  they’re  doing ?  ’
‘  too  many  people  have  seen  me  naked  already .  i’d  like  to  keep  whatever  dignity  i  have  left .  ’
‘  we  screw  boys  like  whores  on  tequila .  ’
‘  i  want  another  chance .  i’m  so  in  love  with  you .  ’
‘  i  know  you  have  a  boyfriend .  i’m  saying  you  could  have  a  husband .  ’
‘  your  boobs  are  perfect ,  your  hair  is  down  to  there .  if  i  were  you ,  i’d  walk  around  naked  all  the  time .  ’
‘  i  believe  that  in  the  face  of  overwhelming  evidence  to  the  contrary ,  we’ll  all  be  okay .  ’
‘  your  choice ,  it’s  simple :  them  or  me ?  i’m  sure  they’re  really  great ,  but  i  love  you .  ’
‘  i  get  it ,  okay ?  i  get  it !  you’ll  be  okay ,  you’ll  be  fine ,  but  what  about  me ?  so  don’t  do  it  for  yourself ,  do  it  for  me !  ’
‘  i’ll  never  be  able  to forgive  you  for  making  me  love  you .  ’
‘  when  your  life  is  sucking  you  get  drunk  and  sleep  with  inappropriate  men .  it’s  your  thing  or  whatever .  i  find  it  charming .  ’
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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Send “wakey wakey” for my muse to stumble into the room, barely awake, bedhead all over the place, and still in their sleeping clothes.
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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sentence starters:  misc. romantic tension !
❝ I just think you’re really special. You deserve special things in your life. ❞
❝ I mean, anyone would be lucky to date you. ❞
❝ Thief, I can tell you’ve been using my soap. You smell just like it. ❞
❝ So… How do I look? Like if we were about to go on a date, what would you think? ❞
❝ This is a little weird, but… Would you kiss me and see how this chapstick tastes? ❞
❝ All I’m saying is, I’d prioritize your orgasm over mine. ❞
❝ I covered your bed in rose petals for science. Take a look and tell me if it’s too much. ❞
❝ I’m kinda scared my kissing skills suck. Would you… Y’know. Practice with me? ❞
❝ How weird is it that our heights make our crotches match up perfectly? ❞
❝ Pull my hair again and this is gonna get real awkward real fast. ❞
❝ Sorry I, uh… Walked in on your alone-time. I swear I didn’t see much. ❞
❝ Dinner’s on me if you please, please rub my back. ❞
❝ Your morning wood poked me, it happens. Doesn’t have to be weird or anything. ❞
❝ I sorta had a bad day. Just cuddle up with me for a little while, please? ❞
❝ You deserve so much better than this. If you were mine, I’d… ❞
❝ I almost feel like you belong to me, like you’re my own personal person. ❞
❝ Is it weird that I always miss you more than I miss my actual girlfriend/boyfriend? ❞
❝ I can tell you’re pissed off. Just lie back, I’ll dish out my famous shoulder massage. ❞
❝ Can we kiss? I just really need to be kissed right now. ❞
❝ You’re welcome to stay, but remind me why I’m the little spoon in my own bed? ❞
❝ What happened to your hair? Hold still, I’ll just… Fix it for you. ❞
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​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜ / Fox @ Andrade ok
iconic vines // accepting !! @jcyriides
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“Admittedly, maybe not so good but that’s how you find the true gems, no? By taking a chance on something others might not see value in?”
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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iconic vines sentence meme .
​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜
​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜
​❛ i thought you were american . ❜
​❛ is that a weed !? ❜
​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜
​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜
​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜
​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜
​❛ is that a police !? ❜
​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜
​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜
​❛ merry crisis ! ❜
​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜
​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜
​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜
​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜
​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜
​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜
​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜
​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜
​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜
​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜
​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜
​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜
​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜
​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜
​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜
​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜
​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜
​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜
​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜
​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜
​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜
​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜
​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜
​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜
​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜
​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜
​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜
​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜
​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜
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i’m too lazy to make an actual good promo and this is just to test these muses out so here jfiodajfs
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dreamtroyalty · 6 years ago
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velveteen tag dump
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