"I love whales and I love women". I go by Cat (she/her). The tagging system's good but otherwise these entire 500+ pages are on fire I apologise.
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wish everyone would stfu about jkr. Like i didnt fucking ask.
#i actually do not in fact like to start my day by being told jkr is inciting hatecrimes against me#it keeps coming up and like people are like posting in support of asexual folks#and like dEbUnKiNg her but like#we know its nonsense??? we know its bullshit??? i dont actually need to see her tweets five times in a day#just makes me feel sick whenever i do#idk why people feel the need to go up to queer people and be like “🚨 someone did a hatecrime against you did you see?”#at some point the manufactured takedown becomes actually worse than the actual tweet#which i would otherwise never have known about
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please be patient with me im from the 1900s
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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock
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#this is how phone-included contracts work now#i just had to explain to someone that no at the margins you cannot save enough for a handset#you keep paying the fucking man and he keeps fucking you over#the day i bought my handset i felt the most euphoric fucking rush of security
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Alai Ganuza - Macedonia, 2025 - Oil on canvas on cradled wood
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STRANGE NEW WORLDS ― S3 TEASER TRAILER P4
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You can walk backwards into hell but it is actually very important to walk out forwards. How the hell else you gonna know what you're walking for
#by this i mean that you gotta appreciate beauty and kindness and wonder#to the point that it makes you look stupid#but i guess it is also lowkey vagueposting against#orpheus
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Careful with birding you can become addicted to noticing beauty in everything and appreciating nature
BEWARE OF THIS!!
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
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aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..
#what#and i cannot stress this enough#the fuck#i saw the first part and was like “yh i know that feeling” and then it all went sideways and jumped the shark
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I love watching movie credits like whoa all these people worked on this movie. And not one of them at any of point was like whoa don't you think this movie is perhaps too dark and you can't see shit?
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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas
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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing
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how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions
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Joy Sullivan, from "Long Division", Instructions for Traveling West
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