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The Morgue and Its Unfathomable Rash

NORTH COUNTRY MORGUE – Things at the North Country Morgue were steadily increasing in intensity with the reign of Terri the Terror who was just not a suitable fit for retrieving the pallets of dead bodies. Or for the work environment entirely. Karl was desperate to fill the inventory position, knowing that Terri the Terror was going to need to be released to the wild soon or he would sacrifice…

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The Five-Year-Old Dream

Daily writing promptWhen you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? View all responses When I was five, I was influenced primarily by video games. I’d come home from school and ask to play, albeit I was afraid to ask because I’m a shy guy, and it takes courage to make a request even to this day, over a decade down the road. Video games were my life, even so that I wouldn’t read a…

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Animal Comparisons

Learn what animal I liken myself to and why.

Daily writing promptWhich animal would you compare yourself to and why?View all responses To start off, I should list all the animals from a database of some sort. The lion, the tiger, and the bear. Which could also be, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe. But I can’t use that since I’m unfamiliar. The wolf. What constitutes a wolf? Loyalty, respect, discipline, complexity, caring, playful,…

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How Funky Kong Is the Most Powerful Character in the Gaming Universe

Find out why Funky Kong is certainly one of the most powerful characters in the gaming universe.

Why is this a thing? I mean, it’s obvious that he’s an overpowered character even just in Mario Kart Wii. He is the go-to choice for any game in the Mario Kart franchise. For me, personally, I win the majority of my grands prix with him as my racer. I tried multiple color variations of Yoshi, but they didn’t get the job done the first or second time. Maybe it’s because they are dinosaurs which…

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Extra, Extra! Come Get Your Death Papers!

Patients try to overload the morgue with their advertisements and propaganda. Let's see how the shy assistant manager handles a sketchy client.

NORTH COUNTRY MORGUE – It is without a shadow of a doubt that the North Country Morgue serves a morbid purpose – chemically bonding dead bodies to preserve them, but what purpose does this all entail? No one knows the answer to that. Not even Karl the manager knows. Patients come in willy-nilly, expecting to receive matchless service from the staff, though they themselves are not always so…

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How 9 Plus 10 Equals 21 - The Prequel

You've heard it all! See why the boy claimed 9 + 10 equals 21 but was ridiculed for his "silly" answer.

Sometimes, things just don’t quite add up… Abstract After a young boy demeans the value of 9 + 10 by saying it is 21, we’ve decided to determine how true his answer was and how his answer is related to 19, the second answer to 9 + 10. An In-Depth Exploration of the Solution Math is a science that was created by God in the beginning. God ideated the fundamentals of math, such as addition and…

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Why Woody Submitted to the Corporate World

See the twist on why Woody left behind his toymates and joined the corporate world.

It should come as no surprise that the only reason this is a topic is because in Stardew Valley, there is a slight Easter egg in reference to Woody. As seen in the picture, Woody has submitted to the corporate world, giving his soul over to Morris the More Terrible Than Everyone Else in the World. What’s wrong with Morris? Morris is the primary customer service representative for Joja Corp, an…

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Why Dinosaurs Would Make Good Ice Skaters

Why is this a question? I don’t remember the reason. Perhaps my brother-in-law mentioned dinosaurs and asked what they would have been good at, so I said, “Ice skating,” so that’s where we are. In the 21st century though some people live in the past. With the dinosaurs. Okay, okay, I’ll stop rambling and jump directly to the conclusion. It is not without the lack of a doubt that dinosaurs would…

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Living Dead in the Package

From the archives of the North Country Morgue. Before Terri was released to the wild. Terri mumbled under her breath as she trekked over a litter of bones in the middle of the backroom floor. “Whose idea was it to burn up a bunch of bodies and keep their bones? This isn’t supposed to be a scare fest.” The vein in her forehead pulsed with every step, her anger growing greater by the…

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Why the Speed of the Workday Is So Variable

It is no wonder that some employees find the workday to be so boring, dull, monotonous – throw in all the words you know for humdrum and drone. That’s what the workday is. Nothing exciting. A perfunctory day with nothing new and no one to spark interest in the day. But that’s where we wonder: what factors make the workday so variable, and how do we negotiate with Mr. Time himself to make the…

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How Panera is Evil

This topic came about after hearing a conspiracy theory about the terrible things that Panera Bread does in its spare time – trafficking and other manners of wickedness. Let’s first begin with Panera’s name because there are plenty of things you can find in a name. For instance, you find that Jacob means” deceiver” and Israel means “Prince of God.” And when you break down names, you can…

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Crystal Light? More Like Crystal Death

NORTH COUNTRY MORGUE – It is not without a doubt that entitled patients and customers make the workplace a debilitating and toxic environment. What are they best at? Registering their conniving demands with customer service folks and expecting them all to be one at once and with the utmost respect. The case is the same when it comes to Crystal Phelps. “Wipe down the counter, you filthy mugwump!”…