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wilsim im hungry. can I take a little bite. just a little one.

i- uh.. of what exactly? my food? sure, house steals it anyway.

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helloo!! i had 0 tea today but i might have had a drink with friends so i still feel warm inside (or maybe that was you calling me dear…..).

oh and: House, do you make your tea yourself? i bet that’s why it’s so bitter. actually maybe i should make you tea instead sometime

-💌

oh! sorry, didn't mean to fluster you that much... dear.

what ever whatever. i like black coffee, i like it bitter.

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Wilson I am putting you in a microwave. Just letting you know

oh.. i.. um.

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Can you get ear cancer????

I've gotten insanely bad ear infections since I was a baby, like liquid dripping down my face bad, I got ear tubes and that didn't do shit and no doctor out of six have been able to figure it out

So, back to my original question, is ear cancer a thing???

Please help

(Also, I swear my asks aren't usually this weird)

~♫

quick mod answer; im not a medical professional so please dont go with my medical advice PLEASEEE 😭

ear cancer is a thing yeah, ear infections aren't necessary related to ear cancer in itself. do you spend a lot of times in pools or in the shower? and the liquid could just be earwax. do you have any abnormalities on your ear?

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hi uhmm… how many teas are too many to drink in a day?

-💌

uhm.. depends on what teas, dear, plus how much sugar and whatever- maybe roughly around a few? like 10.

tea sucks.

shit.. i hope calling you dear was okay.

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What's your favorite Shakespeare

ive always liked a midsummer nights dream! but i also like his sonnets, i couldn't decide.

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a walk in the forest does sound good, plus i bet it’s a great way to escape House’s shenanigans. oh and by the way; House, how’s it going with you? are you being nice to James?

i’m glad you decided to use this app, if you need some help i’m sure you can ask me and all the other people on here :) i hope you both are having a nice day darlings

- 💌 omg stoop you’re making me blush hihi

definitely.. god its exhaustive, i still love him - unfortunately.

yes! yes i will.. its still so complex, how did you guys grow up on this?.. and we are! im catching up on some reading.

yes, pfft. course i am im not a dick yknow, i can be nice somtimess.

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i did end up reaching out to someone and going for a walk (even if it was to pick up my meds it was still a walk!). thanks for your suggestions, those helped :)

i have to say though that House's answer was the thing that really made me laugh out loud. what are you guys up to today?

-💌 (yup it's mee! <3)

AHH HI IM SO GLAD YOU FOUND ME AGAIN!!

good! walks are always nice, i like the forrest near where me and house are staying.

oh dear.. i didn't even realise he said that, i am so sorry.. at least it made you laugh?

nothing much honestly, ive been reading mainly and tryna figure out this damn app...

monster trucks

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hello James, i’ve been feeling a bit lonely. what should i do?

-💌

oh hello! uh.. id say maybe try and get out and do something? social- sorry, something social. or maybe talk to a family member? theres always me to talk to! though, i am just a person texting on a screen.

die

is this the original 💌 anon???

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Wilson, how do you feel about. House's fat juicy ass?

Do you like it, or is there a different think you like him for?

i- i uhmm.. well- uhm.. i mean- i guess i like it uhmm

he means ues

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What colour should I paint my nails next?

hmm.. ive always liked yellow but im not sure how that'll look on nails. maybe a mute blue? that might be nice.

black.

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IM GOING TO EXPLODE YOU WITH MY MIND POWERS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT . YOU WILL BE PANCAKES GONE

oh? oh- oh... uhm.. thats. im not sure thats possible, as the supernatural doesn't exist. also pancakes gone? what?

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YOOO WILSSOONN

HOW ARE YOUUU?????

random question: do you have any pets??

oh- hey!! im okay.. what about you.. yourfavvgirl?

i dont actually, but i really want another cat, house wont let me

HEY MIAAAAA

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Hello Mr Wilson,

Are you trans???

i am yes.?

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when house put your hand in the water while you slept, did it actually work, or did you just piss on his couch out of spite? because i've read conflicting accounts on whether or not putting someone's hand in water actually makes them piss themselves.

i pissed out of spite, he was a prick for doing that.

WHAT?

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This isn't really a question, but whenever i listen to "Take My True Love by the Hand" by The Limeliters i imagine House singing it to Wilson 😭😭

answering this ooc because THIS IS SO CUTE HOLD UP??

this is actually adorable stopppp

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what is the healthiest pop in your opinion ! Medically

uhm.. probably lemonade? it has the least sugar and its made out of lemons...

i guess? or just sparkling water

boring..