dontmindmeimjusthereforthesequel
what a mess
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"Across to old town past that wonderfully gothic tower and fancy clock."
Ah! You mean the astronomical clock? The one in Prague? The one with the legend of Master Hanuš the clockmaker? Whom the city officials were worried would build a better clock somewhere else? So they blinded him with a hot iron? and in retaliation Master Hanuš threw himself into the clock mechanisms? Which made the clock unusable for the next hundred years before it was finally repaired? You mean that clock?
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I may be stupid...
But does Lena Kelley have any relation to Moira Kelly? The woman who's son was eaten by the sky?
maybe its just another case of Jonny uses the same name twice again but it still feels a bit too close for comfort
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Very concerned about what Teddy's new job is...
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Really happy about Trevor telling Gwen "I'm sure you'll do a fine job" and then the audio buzzes like that's soooooo cool I'm just sooooo happy about that soooo glad the implications aren't at all sinister
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Lena: You know what? Fuck you *unmanages your workplace*
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Let Martin commit murder, we said
it'll be fun, we said
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"Do you remember? You store them, I suppose. Keep, keep stuff locked up in those little wheels. Thats memory isn't it? Computers used to be like you. big whirring things with loads of - uh, tape. They called that memory.
But its not - not, not really; its just numbers and...
Maybe you're blank as well, same as me." - Martin from mag 170
he compares the tapes to a computer I'm
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AGAIN! I am caught in the bouncy castle of emotions that are rapidly flinging me back and forth between "Don't lean on Smirks 14 to categorize whatever is going on here" and the episode in question being about a HORROR MOVIE called fucking VOYEUR which is about someone having their personal traumas being SEEN and RECORDED and then being PLAYED BACK TO THEM but THIS time there's a SPOOKY FIGURE WATCHING THEM
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COLIN REFUSES TO EVEN GO NEAR A CAMERA
COLIN REFUSES TO EVEN GO NEAR A CAMERA
COLIN REFUSES TO EVEN GO NEAR A CAMERA
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"I began to take a pallet knife to the left eye. Just a small tweak. It was a subtle change, barely noticeable but I knew I was making progress,
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because I could feel when the knife scraped bone."
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I love seeing everyone posting various bits of fan art of the new TMAGP crew and watching Sam get the Jonathan Sims treatment of character design, i.e. every character's looks are up to interpretation except this one character, everyone knows what they look like.
I've seen at least 30 different Alices on this site and maybe about four (4) Sams.
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Me, pre episode 4: I have to be careful not to compare the entities from TMA to the ones from TMAGP, it's very possible that this universe has different rules and classifications for their version of the fears, and to presume both universes follow the same steadfast rules would be close-minded of me and could seriously diminish my enjoyment of this new story.
Augustus in episode 4: Wow, a musical instrument that demands a blood sacrifice to be played :))) It was given to me by a mysterious stranger after I told them my life story :)) I keep leaving bloody fingerprints on it when I try to play :))) And the one time I tried to avoid paying the toll my audience brutally murdered each other :))) How odd :))) What a unique story :)))) This is truly an unprecedented situation that has never occurred before ever :)))))
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Elias: You know what, fuck you. *uncomedys your workplace*
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Ok, so, I recently listened to the season 3 Q&A and we are all very familiar with the whole Jonny "Half the Characters are Named Michael and the Character I Play is Named After Myself" Sims method of character naming perfection, but during the interview they mention that there is no character named Alex, a point that Alexander J Newel himself is very proud of and a standard he is very keen to uphold, and from what I can remember that seems to be true throughout the series.
But.
I was just doing some random researching on some names I liked and I ended up looking up the name Sasha. Apparently it's a unisex Russian name meaning "Defender" and is the shortened version of the Greek name meaning "Defender of Man": Alexander or Alexandra.
Sasha is short for Alexandra.
Sasha has been the real Alex all along.
and I have no idea if either Jonny or Alex are aware of this.
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me, listening to tma on my way to work: lol, the first episode of season four is called zombie, that's funny because Jon just woke up from being dead :)
Jonny Sims, before the episode even starts: hey, quick update on The Magnus Protocol :)
me: HELLO????
Jonny: Its coming out in January :D
me: HELLLLOOO????!?!?!?
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Jane Prentiss, outside Martin's door: Corruption singer, call that Britany Spores
Martin: Wha-?
*Toxic but sung by a thousand things without mouths can be heard from the hallway*
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I love how the meat grinder from Mag 115: Taking Stock is basically just the physical embodiment of the intrusive thought "Man, I could just shove my hand in this thing and grind myself onto sausage, would that be fucked up or what, lmao"
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