donphanmortadella
Vogelbekdier is the Dutch word for platypus
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donphanmortadella · 10 days ago
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very busy. i have to pace in circles for 6 hours. you understand
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donphanmortadella · 12 days ago
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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donphanmortadella · 19 days ago
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Adolin "sometimes homicide is necessary" Kholin
Inktober Day 17 - Necessary
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donphanmortadella · 25 days ago
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*A different kind of balloon kink.
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donphanmortadella · 25 days ago
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*Full Question: If someone was unsure if they were attracted to your gender and hoped having sex with you would help them figure it out, would you?
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donphanmortadella · 1 month ago
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Cobalt Hour by Yumi Arai is such a great album I love it so much thank you Kiki's Delivery Service and Suzume for putting it on my radar
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donphanmortadella · 1 month ago
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donphanmortadella · 1 month ago
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Hey. Hey guys. Wind and Truth comes out 69 days from today.
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donphanmortadella · 1 month ago
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The soundtrack's name and game of origin will be revealed when the poll is over. Please keep the notes spoiler-free until then, thank you!
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donphanmortadella · 1 month ago
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It's alright Dalinar, babe, he got this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- image description: A loosely scribbled and coloured comic page with several panels in four rows of the scene in Words of Radiance in which Kaladin joins the duel in the arena. The background in the panels is painetd very patchily implying the seats of the arena with half roofs offering shadow from the sun above. The first row has two panels, on the left we see an agitaed Dalinar, in his blue uniform with gold and white trimmings, as he leans forward, hands on the wall of the dueling pit in front of him, calling out "What happened to us?", "Where is our honor?". A smaller speechbubble to the side contains the words "Honor is dead". The panel to the right depicts Dalinar looking to the side to see who gave that cynical commentary. Kaladin stands there not far behind him, also in captain's uniform holding his spear and looking very grim. The next row has two smaller and on medium sized panel, they all show Kaladin from the side in profile – as Dalinar would see him. He inhales like he is fortifying himself for what comes next. On the exhale he looks down into the arena with mix of resignation and determination and utters the words "But I'll see what I can do." The speechbubble for it is already in the next panel, in which Kaladin is gazing towards us with a mournful expression as he says "If this goes poorly, take care of my men."
The third and fourth row are both each one long horizontal panel. The third row shows Kaladin as he vaults himself over the wall in the foreground. Dalinar stares at him seeming very shocked. The panel in the last row is a top down view into the arena. Kaladin stands in front of six people, four of them Shardbearers in full plate all now turning towards him. On the far left is Relis in his black plate holding a big shardblade. Adolin kneels next to him in the sand of the arena holding his broken shoulder. To his right stand Elis with a shardhammer in a grey plate, then Adrobar in a orange one with a blade. Further to the right is Jakamav in his green plate and the king's blade, Renarin standing blade- and plateless next to him.
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donphanmortadella · 2 months ago
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donphanmortadella · 2 months ago
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donphanmortadella · 2 months ago
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Haha that's probably the only Cosmere novel (aside from numbered sequels) I would not recommend starting from. Still a good book and you'll probably enjoy it anyway, so have fun
Just started the sunlit man by Brandon Sanderson, got a feeling I started with the wrong book because I haven’t got a clue what is going on 😂
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donphanmortadella · 2 months ago
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Vasher certainly has my vote
Cosmere Characters' Presidential Slogans
Hello is anyone else REALLY stressed about the US Presidential election? Personally, I'm coping by imagining what campaign slogan various Cosmere characters would use if they were running for president. I'm sure this is healthy and fine.
1. Shallan
"Three Heads Are Better Than One! Vote Shallan for President!"
2. Lopen
"The Lopen: A Bridge 4 The Future"
3. Vin
"I'm The Ascendant Warrior"
4. Odium
"Physically Incapable of Breaking Campaign Promises"
5. Kelsier
"Let's All Survive"
6. Telsin
"Vote Telsin or I Will Blow Up This Planet"
7. Pattern
"One Vote For Me Is One Vote For Me: That's Math Baby!"
8. Syl
"Vote for a Piece of God"
9. Vasher
"You Idiots: Don't Vote For Me"
10. Renarin
"A Countdown to Victory"
11. Rlain
"Bringing People Together"
12. Hoid
"There Will Be Sunshine Again"
13. Jasnah
"Question. Be Informed. Act."
14. Steris
"The Woman With The Plan"
15. Dalinar
"Take The Next Step With Dalinar"
16. Kaladin
"The Future Is Fucked...But I'll See What I Can Do"
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donphanmortadella · 2 months ago
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Lady Eboshi
Weiterlesen
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