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Don't be jealous of me just because I'm reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame on the Nintendo 3DS please.

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He really is born unto the light

Stormlight Archive brain mush. SPOILER THOUGHTS.

Adolin. Just. Do you think he will ever know that he's secretly the ultimate hero of Roshar???

No Adolin, no Herald of Second Chances. Kaladin would have been dead already. And wouldn't have had a role model on just *being* with someone when they're in a dark place. And this means no Adolin, no Oathpact and no (hopefully) functional and healed/healing Heralds for the next return.

No Adolin, no Renarin as we know him, no chance of humans surviving Ba Ado Mishram. He kept his brother safe and sane and modeled honor and love and even a loving relationship, all of which gave Renarin the bravery to become someone who would free Mishram and love Rlain.

No Adolin, no sufficiently sane to survive the Spiritual Realm Shallan. Like, that's just facts. Adolin was Roshar's pre-therapist and the next generation will have him to thank for all their heroes being functional for Round 2.

No Adolin, no Maya, no healing Deadeyes, no Unoathed. Azimir would be Odium's/Retribution's without him. How perfect that Adolin is (pretty much) solely responsible for Azimir having SUNLIGHT.

I love him so much, that insanely insecure, sweet child.

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Note: I do this and sometimes people have very weird reactions... there's no hidden agenda behind it, sometimes the veggie option just sounds the best on that particular day! But I was wondering if it was really such a weird thing to do.

-submit your poll!-

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He would never! That would be a violation of their therapist-client relationship

what if things happen between chana and kaladin and when they return shallan is like YOU FUCKED MY MOM??? because kaladin has a type

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I've been done with wind and truth for a while now, but I'm just now thinking about how the way things turned out at the Shattered Plains is probably the best situation for that area that could have happened. Independent & free listener nation that's open for any singer who wants to leave Odium and they live in harmony with the chasmfiends. After all that foul stuff the Alethi made the beings of this region suffer, finally something good. I wouldn't have thought that would happen at any point in the earlier books (well maybe at the end of RoW I could have thought of it, but I didn't so yeah). So proud of my precious babies Timbre & Venli.

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Love him or hate him, he knows his boundaries.

Ok. Yeah. You're right.

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Finished WaT and looked at the death rattles in TWoK, and would you look at that:

"Ten people, with Shardblades alight, standing before a wall of black and white and red."

Chapter 9. It's Adolin and his buddies!

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The more I read Wind and Truth, the more my opinion solidifies that the Skybreakers are just the worst and dumbest order of Radiants. This could change if I get further into the book though lol.

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Thanks! I added the ones I still didn't have. Personally I also have #wat previews, #windandtruth and #wat spoilers a little bit blocked, because of... experiences

ALERT FOR THE SPOILER-AVERSE NOW THAT THERE'S A BOOK COMING OUT ON FRIDAY

tags i personally will be using for blacklist purposes on my posts: #wind and truth spoilers, #kowt spoilers (for continuity all the way back to 2022), #wat spoilers (NEW!)

tags i have blacklisted in my futile quest to never see a spoiler ever that i have seen others use for blacklisting, if you want to still use tumblr before you finish the book but don't want spoilers it would be wise to blacklist all of these as well:

#kowt, #kowt spoilers, #sa5, #sa5 spoilers, #sla5, #sla5 spoilers, #stormlight 5, #stormlight 5 spoilers, #stormlight five, #stormlight five spoilers, #wat, #wat spoilers, #wind and truth, #wind and truth spoilers

please for the love of god put these things in your filtered list NOW so that you don't forget on december 6th at 6 in the morning when people are posting full ass sanderlanche liveblogs on the dash because they read faster than you thought could ever be possible!

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I'm done with Rhythm of War and such my Stormlight reread. Vev's golden keys, what a book. What a series. I wish I would have been just a week slower though, the wait now will be excruciating.

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very busy. i have to pace in circles for 6 hours. you understand

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Adolin "sometimes homicide is necessary" Kholin

Inktober Day 17 - Necessary

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*A different kind of balloon kink.

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*Full Question: If someone was unsure if they were attracted to your gender and hoped having sex with you would help them figure it out, would you?

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Cobalt Hour by Yumi Arai is such a great album I love it so much thank you Kiki's Delivery Service and Suzume for putting it on my radar