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Wearing black on 4th of july is cool and all

But im gonna pop out wearing this

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My school voted a pair of twins as hoco queen and king

The administrations called off the required slow dance

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You brush your teeth in the morning to get rid of the spiders

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My school redid our schedules for second semester w/o telling any students

Tell me why some adult looked at what my schedule was before and got ride of the second semester of a welding class and then gave me 3 science classes

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Not me litsening to Oh Ana while welding

No wrong bitch

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Aiden gallager really went from normal teen to the old man from back to the future to timothee chalamet

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Nobody asked but here are my chickens names and nicknames

Cardi b>cardi ba bardi

Mia khalifa>duckie

Meghan> meg train/meggie

Nickj minaj> bitch who doesnt stop yelling



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MY FRIEND JUST ASKED ME WHAT BEING RICK ROLLED IS

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Mom- the order numbers 19 like the century your parents were married in

Me- you were married in 1999????

Mom- not at all but sure

Me- wait youre 21

Mom- who tf taught you math

Me- can you buy me drugs

Mom- you dont need drugs

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If tiktok gets banned before silyspence finishes reading harry potter one sentance at a time im gonna be pissed

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I sneezed so loud i scared god

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Cbs said reid is straight and then gave him printed socks

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Is there a sokka fancam with jojo siwas boomerang

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In 6th grade i found out you didnt have to be straight and then just assumed i was

Then i proceeded to pay too much attention to girls and go home and watch dan and phil

Who was i fooling

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Things i miss about school inorder

Friends

Teachers (the nice ones)

Litsening to music when i go to the bathroom

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So caffine and melatonin mixed is literlly just a minute of thoughts nonstop and then a minute of forgetting you exist