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Is ”Performative man” just the genderswapped version of ”oh you like [band]? Name five songs”?

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Fuck it

skateboard asmr

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i would wish they would let me into the vatican, i feel like i could do some pretty cool stuff in there

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when a doggy likes me i feel like everyone can see what an awesome guy i am

people will go like ”oh, man! do you see that awesome guy?!”

and that’ll be me

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”Be the change you want to see in the world”

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guys how do i become socialism?

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”It’s not all men” is probably valid in a way, but i think a part of the reason why we can’t say ”all sexists” is because i think nobody openly identifies as a sexist (which is actually good). And so the best term at hand is just plainly ”men” because ”some men” is a term that minimizes the problem.

Sure, it isn’t all men, it is probably not even a majority of men but it is definitely a lot more men than you’d think! and for sure waay too many men

Don’t get butthurt by the term ”all men” just fkn be a feminist please! <3

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capitalism - ASS

we should stop it

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Imma start conditioning myself to like everyone by getting a treat whenever i interact with someone

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thinking about starting to use forehead kisses on my bros to show appreciation, like ”oh, sweet! You brought snacks from the kitchen?!” BAM forehead kiss!

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Interacting with like shop assistants or servers is weird and awkward to a lot of gen z (myself heavily included) and i reckon the reason behind might be that other generations generally think

”it’s their job to talk to me, so i will, no problem!” And gen z goes ”it’s their job to talk to me, and so they probably kinda hate it tbh”

Like i have NO reportoire with this guy! This conversation will not be very entertaining or meaningful to him, so maybe let’s just not?

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”Fire engine”?

yeah i guess it is pretty dope

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botox for your lips, but the other lips?

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it’s weird to me that dresses are still so rigidly feminine that a guy can’t wear a dress without crossdressing, doing a bit or making a big fashion statement.

normalise boys wearing dresses just cause it’s cute please

i bought this lovely summer dress and i feel so pretty in it, and importantly also just as masculine as before (actually a bit more cause my arms look extra big in it)

girls started wearing pants so freaking long ago and more cis boys (like me) deserve to feel comfortable and pretty in a dress

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i just caught a yawn from reading a book and imagining someone yawning

what sheep am i? do i have no will of my own? absolutely embarrassed!

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i will regularly deny myself wonder or enjoyment out of a thing because of some imagined and seemingly arbitrary lack of intellect

how freaking stupid is that?!

like i’ll roll my eyes at someone making a predictavle pun and then absolutely die on the floor laughing at an odd sounding fart

what did i gain? nothing! laugh at everything, don’t be too good for happiness

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[me, an elderly medieval knight travelling with my sea of trusty servants]: so why is everything so slow?

[my son]: well, you just gotta get rid of some of these pages! you can’t possibly use them all!

[pages, collectively]: please no!

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just learned about the standard winged nightjar, maybe the least standard wings i have ever seen

do better ornithologists!